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Once Upon an Offspring Millionaire

“The Drag Race”

 

 

Buenos Dias,

 

It is a story as old as time itself. Today’s special is, our very favourite Millions, Multi Millions & Billions!

Marco Polo is more famous than Kublai Khan… think which name people heard more

Emperor of the Mongol Empire, reigning grandson Kubali was the successor of the infamous Juggernaut nomadic tribe Leader Genghis Khan, which was the largest contiguous empire in history

So ya, he was a big deal… while Marco Polo was a Venetian Merchant & an Explorer who travelled through the Silk Route to become a Storyteller

Kubali might ask himself this quite often…

A Million reasons to go but only 1 reason to stay

Ta-Da, bring us to this

What if you were Born Clever but Poor?

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

With money you can buy a Rolex but not Time

With money you can buy a Steak but not an Appetite

With money you can buy a Bed but not Sleep

With money you can buy a Vacay but not a Smile

With Money you can buy a Rock but not Love

 

That’s my Sales Pitch!

WORD Up

Who doesn’t like to fly Business

 

 

New kids on the block

People of Earth we mean you no Harm.

The story’s got drama, poetic shit, Struggle, struggle, struggle… itna struggle ke baad bani hai yeh

Entertainment, Cars & Money! nothing boring like a Victorian women’s novel, nothing exciting like conflict & tension

 

Mr Nice Guy – The coolest guy I know Older & Miser… Nah the Wiser Father. looks of a 22, Energy of a Teenager

Sir Fartsalot – shameless offspring, but the kids a Genius because he was an apprentice of his Guru Papa, a ready-made Effortless Millionaire, if he’s wiser will be a Billionaire

 

Sir Fartsalot watches the Alpha Dance; his old man Swinging & Slinging with the Billionaire Cowboys

Coming of age Sir Fartsalot never saw the Thug LIFE… how would he?! While the kid doesn’t like money coming in as much going out

Sir Fartsalot enters the field, Fashionably Late

Mr Nice Guy said “All men want to be you, all women want to be with you…”

 

Lesson 101 - What will I get?

Mr Nice Guy: Ding Dong

Sir Fartsalot: whose there?

Mr Nice Guy: $Money

Sir Fartsalot: Money who?

Mr Nice Guy: Exactly! you getting alot

I got breaking news “you’re a Multi-Millionaire”

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

Mr Nice Guy speaking to the Unicorn Club “Untold Dollars… we find fault in our children but still love em”

Big Daddy Miser’s Millionaire Kid goes out to buy a bag worth 5 Lacs, ya I mean the LV crap

Sir Fatrsalot: Pops look what I got

 

The father looks at the price tag & then the Economics Lesson was in session,

Mr Nice Guy said “I had a poor father, unlike your Rich Pa”

Maybe I will never understand the average Billionaire’s Double Scoop

We have laws - If you eat 3 slices together it counts as 1 not half pizza… shit like that!

Like in an auction you don’t guess the tag! You buy the Shit!

But on a rainy day in our life… When it rains it fuckin pours, save a few Millions for then will ya?

The Struggle v Stressful the struggle itna struggle ke baad…

He looks at his watch, time to go its Bourbon o’clock

You know Like alcohol fixes everything, lets do this

 

 

Time Travel

 

They order a couple of old fashioned at the Club bar

Mr Nice Guy: My mistakes will be knowledge I transfer

Sir Fartsalot: But what if I want to make my own?

Mr Nice Guy: You would know more if you walked in my shoes…

Sir Fartsalot: Judgement comes when you make your own

Mr Nice Guy: That’s an expensive one which I can tell for Free

 

Another Round, while they sip away

Mr Nice Guy: I wish I live longer

Sir Fartsalot: I wish I had more money

Mr Nice Guy: Money is no object for the right price

Sir Fartsalot: Mmhmmm

 

time & space is consumed, this ones on the house

Mr Nice Guy: Time is always precious

Sir Fartsalot: How much do we have?

Mr Nice Guy: no matter what age or when, you never makeup for lost time

Sir Fartsalot: What do I do?

Mr Nice Guy: You learn from the past & hang on to the moments

Sir Fartsalot: how?

Mr Nice Guy: Live the Now & invest in tomorrow

Smiling ear to ear, makes me feel young

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

Its like a boxing match between a real boxer & a guy who thinks he is coz he wears satin shorts

 

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question, so we do sports

Picture a Grand Prix Racetrack

Thinking of that beautiful HotWheels… drum roll

 

Mr Nice Guy: called upon my old friends, speed & power

Mental age of 5, which I am & every other Guy

The old man rolls in a big ass pickup truck, he was a Petrol Head, make some noise, he was a Converse Canvas Guy, steps out with those Brand-spanking New sneakers

Shouted Your Majesty…

The Business of Speed is Staggering, apparently better

Quicker even by todays standards

I can bet my Chaddis on it

 

Sir Fartsalot: Drifting his way in… It was all American & brilliantly evil, like a German Dentist riding a Fatboy & thinks he is part of the Hells Angels cult while buys a coke at the Oktoberfest

He rolled in an Electric Blue Mustang with white Racing Stripes, bought his Hot Wheels with Pocket money

Looking good is more important than looking at… where you goin

 

Mr Nice Guy: Asked nicely for the important drag race to see who will lose after which we will get some lunch. In 5 minutes this came along… Mild Terror!

Super Car - An old 350 Brake horse power Blast from the Past

The Hot Rod rolls in… Lost a few ponies but Paid Top Dollars for it, gotta love it for that… Daddys not messing here

Strange thing is, the only speed it understands is a Bit of road, bit… when it gets all the food it needs could kill.

 

Sir Fartsalot: Your Highness could? Will!

As he would say it… A penny short, a gram dry &… Drag Race type Fashion

 

Mr Nice Guy: Lets see what that thing can do?

Put the money where the mouth is

 

The Super Car does some wonders

Mr Nice Guy: On that terrible disappointment

who is your daddy… in all literal sense…

Sir Fartsalot: you!

 

Celebration Mode activated. That pretty Hot thing… all doors & no trousers

Its about Family, “MONEY” & Sacrifice

“if I put a buck for each time, I thought of you I would’ve been a Millionaire”

What you save & invest, makes you a Billionaire, well that’s what you earn

It doesn’t just happen to you, Excuse the Pun

 

 

Bhasin’s Jam

Billy Idol uncle yeh kya hai

With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more …

 

If it didn’t make you think then it wasn’t worth it

 

 

BBye

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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UnHinged Pick up Line

“Gentlemen’s Rose”

VOL – III

 

 

NamasteJi

 

Queen Bee fans to Tinderalla friendlies

“Always #Loveyourself or people will stop loving you”

If anyone makes you feel guilty about loving yourself, then they’re bad news!!!

 

From my last… Hope you are having a Gastronomic experience

Nothing less than Lip smacking Deliciously Yum,

While you enter the world of romantic relationships you have a thought

 

“Escaping is easy, hardest part is staying Free”

Absofuckinlutely

 

By invite only:

Hush hush UnHinge, the app shows a new most Compatible person almost always popping up when you fire up the thing, enjoy the algorithm throwing all sorts of guys at ya, while the guy may send a Rose to the chosen one or many, maybe an embarrassing display of roses

I am a Storyteller Not a Fortune Teller

 

This is Legend

Boy: I also want flowers

Girl: Awww

Boy: lets talk equality

 

“Defeat is not when you fall, it is declared when you refuse to get up”

With that thought he moves to battle the real RomCom life

 

Have a sense of humor, like Graduate from Friends & take a few Seinfeld sss

Single’s Club - Direct adult pickup lines, Cheesy pickups, indirect pickups is a thing. What you want, what you really really want?

 

Those dope Pick up lines or how some call it Cheesy…

·        Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? – It’s a compliment enjoy it duuu

·        Hey Hottie, Hiya Good looking – I like it

·        I won’t bite unless you like it – play it safe Dawg

 

 

New kids on the block

 

So we come to the Star Cast: you two will hit it off

Miss Compromise - Strong opinions loosely held, Hopeless Romantic

Mr Apologize - Big Fan of 2^nd Chances, playful lil Dipshit

 

EPIC Mr Apologize

“I’m sure you’re tired coz you been running in my mind since”

What if you get a text like that…?

 

Mr Apologize: Knock knock

Miss Compromise: Who’s there?

Mr Apologize: The Man of your Dreams

Miss Compromise: You Wish

Mr Apologize: Haina Tumhare dil me

Miss Compromise: Flirt

Mr Apologize: I am only asking if the answer is yes. When do I pick you up?

 

How to ask for her number:

If I wasted 20 mins of your life then I will make it up to you, so are we swiping digits or what

 

Smoother than my Cold brew

Mr Apologize: Gorgeous, Lovely, Stunning - Tum sab ho, Bas meri nahi

Miss Compromise: You gotta ask yourself 1 thing, Do you feel lucky Punk

Mr Apologize: I feel… you are my hot coffee & if loving coffee is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

 

Matlab intelligent conversation kyo… is it an interview for the VP position

I’m a moron! Lo karlo dating… that’s why nobody likes me, maybe because I am so terribly honest…

 

Original BadAss

Mr Apologize: “100 times more beautiful than 100 Roses”

Miss Compromise: Don’t Talk shop… take it slow

Mr Apologize: My demands are slight & my sacrifice is real

Miss Compromise: Go ahead make my day

Mr Apologize: I loved you before I saw you

 

Princess speaks

Miss Compromise: “If looking good is a crime then I don’t wanna me right”

Mr Apologize: Confidence is sexy, I wouldn’t have it any other way, beauty, brain & character

Miss Compromise: Good News travels fast

Mr Apologize: Mere pass Mohobat hi hai dene ko

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

 

Sarcasm - “Everyone wants to be Loved” but you must give back…

after a while, why is it so exhausting?!

 

so you find extremes of both worlds, from those who want everything to revolve around them & others who say they don’t care but the irony is that they fuckin care about everything while they try to just act cool

 

Romantic Witchcraft for real, nobody can decode this shit

·        they want a relationship, but they don’t want to make effort

·        they are not sure what they want yet, but they are never gonna make-up their melons

·        they want friendship, but they are equally confused

·        they don’t want it, but feel jealous when others have it

·        they like the idea of it when they see others enjoying it, while they say “don’t give a fuck about it”

·        they crib all the time to want to have it, but when it is right infront of them, then they either run away or just can’t accept it

 

Do you want me to wipe your ass for ya too

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

 

 

In society’s social fabric

Conversations go either way from Sex to Karma

People like to talk about death & taxes

Other People talk about shoes & fashion

Touchy topics of Religion & Politics

Some run for fun others Paint

But when love comes they run away

Sloppy move

Be honest - I wanna have sex

Trust – better be good in bed

Loyal – doggy style, go figure

 

Easy to understand just like Moore’s law, how the dating scene took off

While you can’t be alone… Cohabitating environment be like:

Whats privacy between us now when you use my pot, so due to this very reason I can check your phone… Do you want a Game change now!

 

Dating is as confusing as the weather nowadays, while it is like when you “quarantine yourself”

Its peaceful yet tiring,

you feel Free yet occupied

Quite complicated shit

 

External solutions to internal Pain, as the wise say “Pain is its own teacher”

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

 

Overconfidence to Hypocrisy be like -

These apps will help you as much as the ones which help you with diet plans… only if you diligently follow them through PERIOD.

You talk about body shaming ain’t nice, but when you can’t decide to wear clothes for an hour because you yourself say “I look Fat”

“Intermittent Fasting!” whats all that about

 

When a FatLady yells “I’m Hot”! Ques: Am I supposed to be impressed

A friend said “that woman gets paid to look the way she does”

So you’re telling me that you need money just to look good?

 

 

Time Travel

 

Lets travel the Unexplored well for a few or most or atleast in my Story by

Mr Apologize: “everything I saw before you, was a waste of life”

 

Dramatic Before After

She said ”I want a divorce”

Judge: why, does he not treat you right?

She: ya he doesn’t give me orgasms

Judge: that’s not a good reason for Divorce

She: you got a better reason to stay married?

 

I can write a Book on Marriage & Religion but for now we’re gonna stick to Dating

Since forever everyone is Weirdly attracted to Looney confidence or the opposite sex being stupidly charming

It is attractive to be who you are… unapologetic for the things you do coz you do em

 

 

Bhasin’s Jam

 

We can fool around
But I don't think it's working out

I brought you some orange juice
'Cause I wanna break up with you

 

Better luck Next time

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Tinderalla Perfect 10 or “Mera Wala PIZZA” VOL – II

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Tinderalla Perfect 10 

or

“Mera Wala PIZZA”

VOL – II

 

 

Ciao

 

Let’s bring you up to speed on the dating scene today

if your last relationship lasted longer than a cold or maybe for a few hours then you may wanna read this, for everyone else - try it like your first time

if you missed your youth then it’s time to have some fun

Purani Jawani yaad aajaigi BC (Before Covid)

 

New kids on the block

 

Rumour has it You look for polished but fall for Looney

You call yourself Sapiosexual but a sucker for Banter

If you are a loner, it starts with your friend telling you to hook up on the app

If you are heart broke, had a bad experience, love gone wrong or on a rebound, you are suggested to make your profile & get out there

If you are waiting for the one, then well do something about it or else Aunty Ji will show that chocolate boy neighbour or the pyari ladki everyone was talking about at the last wedding that she attended

Faux pas – You have a “MATCH”

1 constant in the ever-changing universe

 

let me tell you what’s HOT besides my Coffee

Influx of population to the “Tinderalla Women’s world” has grown & how…

Of course, men followed, you know the insta “follow button” was invented for Men.

On the app (not insta duuu), most of the profiles will say “I ain’t active here”

you: hmmm, no prob lets go to another & another, but you find similar stuff

next one said “you can catch me on my insta handle

Crazy part is that they are finding followers to promote whatever, doing everything but finding a fuckin date…

Aur mein apni Pan ki Dukan ko advertise karunga… lets get one thing straight I can also do that, classy nahi hai… phir rules kyo hai bhai

 

the next one said “only looking for Friends” I was like “Then go to Netflix” WTF are you doing here, haha

Lo bhai, yaha toh agenda hi kuch aur hai… its true

Last I checked this place was for dating, otherwise all are on the app for 1 thing… eventually of course all leads to that. Ya for some maybe years

itni mehnat kari, eyes aur fingers are hurting now… “Na ho paiga”

 

While bumble bee challenges aerodynamics

Tinderalla you better be sassy & the match better look sharp

I hate to break your heart but there is nothing like a Man’s World, it never existed since Kings had like a Million wives, that too was made up by an intelligent Woman

I think, Beautiful = Woman. A Perfect 10

& because of this very reason, Men can’t be a 10, so get in line

like the real world, Tinderalla is definitely a Women’s world & I am Un-bias of this opinion; then why should the Guy always make the 1^st move?! There is no rule in this universe however the dating ecosystem has defined rules otherwise… food for thought

 

This phenomenon Mushroomed over the past few…

speaking of which I come to its party piece…

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

 

While on the hunt for the future partner, some want a Perfect 10 in your element

A wonderful analogy - While others settle for a Mera Wala Pizza – thin crust, extra cheese, if you feel wild then tikka masala toppings… or mushroom + olives else the classic Margarita

Good Food makes up for the shortcomings

 

Shaunk se bara kuch nahi

Aur Swaad toh simple mein bhi hai boss

 

You know how it is when you wanna freakin craft a person out, wo hi hai Mera Wala PIZZA, it comes under make your own Pizza section

But then life’s a bitch, you usually don’t get what you want & damn tough to want what you have…

 

EVERYONE LIKES PIZZA

The Harmony between tomatoes & cheese, balanced taste

Dating is like pizza, its cheesy & you want it your way, your style, your flavours, you keep finding that pizza joint which makes it as per you

 

Let me Paint picture for you & the fact of the matter is…

Dominos don’t serve a good pizza but known for quick delivery

While considering the taste of the Pizza, Fat Lulus comes to your mind

hands down Dominos is no competition when it comes to taste!

So it all comes down to simple things

Do you want “fast food Dominos” or “fine dining Fat Lulus”

Make up your melons

 

If you’re wanting to get married, hmmm I think you’re crazy but then everyone wants to have the Pizza they love the most… you try it, you like it, you buy it on repeat

but then who likes Pizza everyday! That’s when it hits you

For those imaging themselves in a wedding dress… gulp

If you enter a Pizza place you won’t get a Thali meal

 

Mushrooms are to Pizza what looks are to attraction or medium roast arabica is to coffee

 

trying to survive with a smile…

Silly to ask Obvious questions - are you flirting with me? Like seriously! duuu

Doesn’t take an expert to guess

 

Dating app talkies (Alias names)

 

2 Women be like –

JeLo: can you believe this… some guy called me beautiful

Poo: what a Creep!

JeLo: giving him radio silence.

Poo: does he have Wit

JeLo: I am a Sapiosexual, who does he think he is…

Poo: is he married?

JeLo: he didn’t update the status on his Bio

Poo: un-match him

 

2 Men be like –

Jobs: I got a match

Musk: WTF, is she Hot

Jobs: she is gorgeous

Musk: ask her out

Jobs: she said I must be a Dog person… is that a thing

Musk: you’re practically one yourself

Jobs: she broke up with me

Musk: world record for the shortest relationship

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

 

Expectations

·        if Audacious – find a Billionaire

·        simple – find a date

 

Perception

·        drop dead gorgeous, charming & even intelligent. Wah!

·        Give all your attention to me… haha

 

Reality

·        Has a Paunch

·        Super Boring

 

Aiyo Aiyo Aiyo!!!

Don’t let your college degree give you a headache

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

 

“No rules if you wanna play the game of hearts”

 

Getting started to make your Bio… that’s what you kids call it nowadays

Simple shit but you Elon Musk into the exercise… What makes you happy?

So Coffee, Fast Cars, Getaways, Music & Sports are a given for me

most common for everyone is comfort Food… hmmm Lazy too, rather put up some skills if you got any – like dancing

How can I forget the animal lovers… Moron its not Non-veg, it means those with Pet pix… rather aajkal Vegan is Swag

 

This is the incredibly Hilarious part, these profiles are like a Trailer of a Horror movie… describing the Version of themselves in such a manner which won’t get them a date… maybe they had bad experiences but how can one paste it on their Bio!!! I don’t even know what that means.

Then those who have such high standards that they’ll never find anyone. I read them like this – “Gift to Mankind” or you can say they are a Demi-God, perhaps that makes the other a Devil, interesting

Matlab writing about what they hate in the opposite sex… How to Talk & walk

I think they need a Dog, while most always say “you need to get along with my Dog” & post a click with their pooch, acha that’s how the style got so famous hmmm

 

Unless you’re famous or a Bitcoin nobody cares… that being said, to my next

 

 

Time Travel

 

Like Bitcoin, it is what you believe!

But you gamble & if you have an appetite for how much…

you don’t know what, how or when things work out & change for yourLovelySelf

 

If you can argue on colours – this is not Pink or that one is Red not Orange etc

Then its simple

either you don’t have a life (Present)

Or

you are divorced (Past)

Or

don’t get married! (Future)

 

when your relationship has gone from dapper to boxers then you need to worry because the other is fishing, That’s an over share

 

 

Back to the Playlist

 

Kaise kia John Legend uncle?

all of me, loves all of you

even when I lose, I’m winning

ohhh aise, Theek hai Theek hai

 

We’re talking Pizza, so we must look at Cheesy Liners…

“Coffee break”, I do better post Re-fills

 

 

See ya in a Few

Grazie

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Swipe away Bumble Bee

 

VOL – I

“Ladies First”

 

 

Bon Voyage

I read somewhere recently, “no hookups where you vlookup”

I like that! simple instructions, but then where do you find your match to mate

 

Since Ages & a long time ago… A Galaxy far far away, should be from the post Anarchy Era

Girls play hard to get

doesn’t let the guys stop the chase,

well as you know Guys are perseverant little Basturds

 

On the flip side Guys are Liars, cheaters,

lying to everyone & even themselves

but then what you pretty gals do…

you pick yourself up

& find yourself another to fill that Void.

 

When you can’t tell if the storyline is real or fiction

“What is the worst that can happen” - you fall in Love!

You always feel that you might find your “Gal Gadot”

 

As the world changes we change, get on top of it!

 

we started with shaadi.com types & the likes… but then Dating Apps happened in 2012. Well they got some competition around 2014, post that there was no looking back for this Monster

These Dating Apps put together have like billions in population, can be counted as a Continent, Massively Multiplying! its not even funny

 

Its Dating for dummies – pie called the “global singles market” is projected to grow from 804 million in 2020 to 981 Million by 2025 & while it is true that not all singles prefer online dating apps (Fake news), Un-Real

its also true that that trend is changing big time

Susceptible to wild swings & most people believe that this will likely continue for the foreseeable future

 

Dating Scene today – everyone is Window Shopping

In theory, Test 1^st & lesson afterwards. Everyone is swiping away

New on the App, no sweat "just act like a tourist"

 

People ask “Whats the point?”

Using Dating Apps is like getting behind the wheels for a Long Road Trip

You prep up, make a few Pit stops to re-fuel, you get exhausted, after a bad driving experience you feel why the hell did I make this plan in the first place

 

Who has the energy & time to dress up, go out to a place where you might meet people or make a plan to catch up with the social circle miles away, what you kids call it party… then hope to find someone, shell loads of money too etc... Now its as comfortable as lying on your bed in your PJs to swipe away!

Simply brilliant to find your date, no hesitations, or awkward moments, or falling short of words, no apprehension to get rejected. I simply love it.

& the Fun fuckin fact is that you get complete privacy not a grape wine to assassinate your Coolness if you go to those so called parties!

 

Talk about Lazy, impressing a girl at a nightclub to get her number has now gone Virtual & how

The beauty of the place where nobody judges you no matter what...

It doesn’t matter how things are if you meet new people coz, you have

No Commitments

 

This is the best thing that can happen to us

& is the best invention by far in our times…

it solved “finding your smile”

While we move more into the digital space, everything is online which makes it more relevant than ever before however the irony is that due to the pandemic you have to stay away from people. Tricky shit

Like who needs a Pen Pal?!

 

Just like the name its social & about the community

I always liked the app where the Lady makes the 1^st move

We are talking about none other than, when you feel like a Bumble Bee

With hope in the belly & twinkle in the eye we move forward to conquer the world of LAZY DATING, funny thing with the world today which is also a bliss in disguise because we have apps to solve all our freaking problems, “even dating”!

 

I am writing this while I do some research on them too... the App has this feature where the Lady goes first to say “hey” to make the 1^st move or else you un-match. Due to these wonderful apps we can “like” our match simpler & faster which is most important nowadays.

 

First you aren’t ready, then you don’t like any, then you don’t get any… those who got supposedly lucky are unhappy/confused thinking maybe there is something better out there

Its like a Universally acceptable Stockholm syndrome for those who cohabitate

 

Remember if you make mistakes

What you got ain’t a disability, its just poor judgement

Like my basketball coach used to say… learn to love yourself

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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3 AM Hot Americano

“DeadPan”

 

 

Like the Romans…

This is its Party Piece - pure decadence

“There is a thin line between Sin & Self-Love”

 

Ask yourself because only you have the answers to these intimate questions

 

It all comes down to the 7 in the Journey called Life

# chasing money or your dreams

# did you make effort to look good

# did you give yourself time

# do you feel free

# did you forget to have fun

# pamper yourself & feel great

# care for your comfort & didn’t feel guilty about it

 

Fixing others & never yourself, who will love yourself… You!

Never miss to live the now! Listen to your Passion

imagine you want this

 

The BIG Story - TAKE 3

“Fools fall in love, Bigger fools share their coffee”

Whatever you kids call it “bunch of HotMess”

as yum as buffet of choices

 

light sleeper – Influencing Sloth

The last character is an oxymoron all the way, from the adopted home in LA who carries a Polska Passport however was from South America, calls herself a farmer while is a Doctor in her 20s

Kung Fu Barista with a Crazy espanol accent

 

Sloth: Top of the evening

Blue: we say, Top of the morning. Time is not on our side

Sloth: Senor, you look like a Charro

Blue: What the Fuck is that

Sloth: Mexican cowboy

Blue: And my Mom calls me Matador

 

Get this: you are my 3 o’clock morning Buzz, Whats your Poison?

The metaphor man - Song in my heart, popped right out… Jukebox plays

 

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy, That lives in a blue world, And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue, Like him inside and outside

Blue his house, With a blue little window, And a blue corvette, And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around, Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di

 

They head to the beach! cool bar around the corner

the guys gather around the bon fire

someone pulled out a Hip flask, take a swing of the good stuff

Lust: Its serious stuff… get that down there

Blue: Who’s up for Coffee?

Lust: Let me make it an Irish…

You know what goes best with it

He fuckin Opened the Pandora’s box & rolled one… Far out

The longest relationship I ever had with anyone, it was a new kinda drug, keeps you hooked up

 

Lust: I need to get me one of those, are you hot or are you hot

Sloth: I assume we are still talking about coffee

Blue: anything under the stars, from bloody mary to the virgin cocktails

Fill up my Mug! Easy does it

Sloth: It’s a French press not a bench press

 

Picture this Mumbo Jumbo – it was like a Cult… you should’ve been there, after the dance off

drinks in their hands & smiles on their faces

With NO FILTER in the last 3 hours, think we kissed but I forgot, danced on tabletops

While he got a Free pass, she forgot her dancing shoes

Told you from the start, not easy to please

Kept blabbering Magical, incredible, Fascinating… Damn! Snap out of it

Ludicrous storyline, Dancing the night away… crazy cocktails,

somebody stop me!

 

Americanos to Irish mixes to Summer Wine…

what I Love most of all… Lay stargazing & talking gibberish, they were high on the stuff! it was Old time Rock n Roll

Kid you not, till the fat lady sings!

these bad boys are getting to work, Trippy

Blue: wash it down with a Hot Americano, Might do you some good

 

Feet digging deep into the wet sand nothing but the sound of the ocean & the moonlight, suddenly it strikes you.. I gotta take a leak right here right now

How very interesting hmmm.

Envy: What are you Jim Fuckin Morrison

Greed: Nature calls & he does his thing… he will have the courage for both of us… Places you don’t wanna be… like the beach

Envy: What you got for me? Don’t remember if I sent an invitation

Greed: Wouldn’t know if it bit me in the Ass

 

Blue to Greed: I got us in a Polaroid with a stripper, but the fun fucking fact is that you look terrified

Greed: With a big smile - I hate you very much

Blue: me too honey

Why would you go on do something like that, I started to like you, back at ya

Dry Humour Cracked em up

 

After Dark shakedown

Count down begins… they were completely JADED,

Blue said: we are Left & leftovers, lets be pals & shit

Lets Stop Time…

 

Pretending to know what they were doing

Sloth: Uno Momento, gives her mug & said water mine down

Some education on the Invention of Americano - 1940 Normandy between the madness... Another time perhaps

She slings her LV… couldn’t be more trendy if it tried

“night cap”, who’s stopping you from having a Grande on repeat

 

The Hedonists bounced at 1^st light

So the story goes… the Author can neither confirm nor deny the happenings of that Graveyard shift

 

 

Arjun the Storyteller

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