1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, Travel & Lifestyle
Kalyug
“Split the bill”
Fun facts about me… Had started writing a few years
ago
I was Late to the party but touch a few smiles
If i am anything its to make you smile
living talking & all things fun must be young
I am so young that I’m living my 20s in my 40s, like a Sunday on a Monday
I help you nice folks with a recipe to life’s secret &
the roadmap to nothing at all
so lets get this party started… What the fuck is
Love language?
I will tell the truth
The whole truth
Nothing but the truth
I am called a Master manipulator.
Let me paint a picture for ya
If any girl is interested in a guy,
do girls exchange notes or is there a law of how to chat with guys? They are so
wired/engineered alike Or programmed to respond similarly
The Accuracy of responses are unbelievable
be like:
Never be the first to message no matter how much
you think about him
Its criminal to compliment him
Etc & shit like that… So what do you think
“Why does the guy always have to message first?”
No pun intended
Kalyug Hai
Boy: you look gorgeous
Girl: You don’t look bad (that’s the best you
can do… seriously!)
Thanks i hate it
Kalyug hai
What if the only bad thing is good, If not Dreams
then nightmares for sure
Failed to recognise, After I Brew a pot of
coffee
why can’t a guy be called a “Khuli Tijori”
Why don’t guys wear a skirt but a girl can wear a
suit
What if we love it
Guys n Dolls, I was confused who i was
Why is it funny when a guy says “No means No”
while a girl has the right to call men a pervert
even if he walks up & asks her name or compliment her, was that an Over share
Kalyug hai
I don’t know if i would date me
Why can’t the girl pick up the guy
Maybe Thats not even safe, I don’t wanna get
into an argument about that
Kalyug hai
Start the process all over again
Ka-ching!
She said: Split the bill
New one on me, How can any of this shit be any good
Is that a tricky one? Take my money
Kalyug hai
Never chase a a girl who doesn’t respond or acts busy
What comes to your mind when i say “ghosting”
Maybe a chic pops in front of your eyes who thinks she is a gift to mankind…
The why is killing you
Did you have this feeling… For absomotherfuckinlutely
no reason she just doesn’t respond
While yesterday that very woman was crazy about
you
Its fancy ghosts return day
I love creating beautiful moments
for myself
I meet myself
I love myself
So that i can love others
Like there was a time that i used to live for
basketball
Its a Timeless Design, Now they call me Air Bhasin
Don’t flatter yourself
Be Extremely picky of what you consume
Equality means you stand in same line, don’t get
special seats or somebody charming picks you up & opens the car door
Or else get me a coffee please
Kalyug Hai
Split the bill is unheard of however
some exceptions existing! Don’t get me wrong no gender bias however majorly
generic
There is this junk which someone is promoting
why they shouldn’t pay the bill… & probably women dig
What the heck is “i spend money on makeup bags… so
why should I pay the bill?” haha
Lady let me ask you a question: who
is asking you to torture yourself?!
Let me tell you a secret! We give zero fucks to
all that crap, don’t waste your top dollars on that shit & take the next
one
Duuu the bill silly
Kalyug Hai
its similar everywhere, People they love to
follow any trend on insta
Stupid pix with no face, is it coz you look ugly?
but maybe have a stunning body or maybe nobody will know coz everyone is doing
it, so you just follow?!
Its like they want to be part of something
trending or just wanna show off
Simple pleasures
Like George said
If i like them they don’t like me
If they like me, I don’t like em
everyone is confused but you still do it coz you
can’t live them & you can’t live without them
We get used to things… workouts, boxing or whatever
you kids call Yoga nowadays
Its like the stretch & the twist, Punching,
sweating
My neck is hurting, my back is killing me…
Why do you do it?
It makes me feel great
“Love is to choose not to need”
What will you do in your Moment of weakness?
Kalyug Hai
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