1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, Travel & Lifestyle
Yesteryear
Diary
New January
“Hickey
or a Bruise”
Como estas,
The one thing you can’t do is stop reading!
Whats up Party people, lets do this
on one hand, We know more about faraway stars than we
know about Nutrition
while on the other, Love used to be a Drug
now “Mystery to solve” is the new Drug & Suspense just
kills you
2 friends - Mr.
Cool, well I know him like I know myself & Mr Nobody who had Questionable taste in Partners share
interesting reminiscence about
Love vs Relationships
Goa, Every New Years SunDowner, Bossa Nova playing on
the shack in the background… waves hitting the shore, feet deep in the beach
sand, when all the smoke kicks in… winds start singing, voices like her
Mr Nobody: In a relationship, women remember
everything
He goes on saying… I
have a Story to tell… This is a Classic! V Hush Hush,
Love is retarded, how do you
say… Less is more
Mr Cool said:
12345 Thousand times,
Messages from girls I never
met
The bond with girls I never
met
When we fell for each other &
never met
Till they became Messages from
girls I never Meet
It is “A Truth” not “THE Truth”
Mr Nobody: Like nowadays the liquor prices change
faster than the stock exchange
Mr Cool: sorry to disappoint you… Beer me! he
whispered
Thinks everything is about him
Mr Nobody: Unrequited!
Mr Cool: Pyar ek tarfa nahi hota
Story in a Story
Mr Nobody: listen up, It was 5 below unbelievably cold
with the wind blowing at the dark of the night. Snow-capped mountains, lush
forests, waves lapping against the shores & sand dunes shifting shape
She said: My Guy living the life in the fast lane,
going places,
Mr Nobody’s chic
Mr. Cool: this girl scares the shit out of me, v influential
Obsessing over all the wrong things
I love the idea of making breakfast for dinner, so I
do that often to wear a smile for no fuckin reason
But then you get married & if the other doesn’t
dig then you are in a spot…
Do you believe in design of life, maybe it gives you hope
or if you believe anything is possible
Everything is fixed & shit happens for a reason
Maybe, All this is part of your journey predetermined
Hmmm maybe not
Your life is like… irresistible chaos in the Fridge
For some slot machines to vending machines
Coz you need things instant - Underwear fast change
Mr. Cool: I thought
online dating Lacked Drama,
But then you meet people &
your opinions come out, get changed or even made
From those who have baggage to
those “only looking for a friend” to FWB, ONS,
then funny ones like “no
hookups” who defines that it is bad
Like sex is bad, we were born because
of it for crying out loud again, why because it feels great…
looks like someone has issues
getting an O to ring that bell haha
it starts with Grand to seeya,
miss you crazy,
Love you deeply,
Love
you Madly
hate you gladly
For Ever n Ever, or Never ever Bozos
Wreck it!
Think of it like picking a Genre where you are
selective & while you think you don’t like Horror or slow burn you end up liking
Conjuring, Shutter or Breaking Bad to Ozark for that matter… to your surprise
you will realize that another person’s misery is the world’s entertainment –
you can learn this from Making a Murderer, or I wrote about it earlier in Romeo
+ Juliet
We have to agree Struggle is entertaining
They label it Greatest hits
Hacks to make you dream Fairytales which are v Entertaining,
I am selling if you buying…
Mr Nobody: what? Promise Land.
Mr Cool: Later on you walk the lane called buyer’s
remorse,
Mr Nobody: so what gives?
tell me something new, something I don’t know
Not just needed when you want but when the other needs
it
The analogy is like the meme -
Sputnik vaccine is arriving, where a Curvaceous Russian model walks towards you
in a see-through bikini
Mr Nobody: I once got to that time of the relationship
when there was “your side of the bed”
I was “Mildly Attracted” after the Cocktail Mix
Hmmm forget it
Mr Cool: keep going I am so into it… you fuckin Crack me
up
then Crank it up
Mr Nobody: haha better than your MashUp
We are such UnRomantic Rolling Dice but then you…
The Crown Prince, tell me your secret sauce
Mr Cool: I once fell hard in love, besides playing
with each other we started playing tennis
She said at last something in
common & I thought he married me for my body
I told myself why pretend to be someone you’re not
all you want in a partner is – Precedent
1. Hotness overload, have some class
2. Freak in bed
3. Always ready for crazy fun
here I am still dancing
Mr Nobody: so you telling me to keep options open
Mr Cool: Nah but You get kissed when you were least
expecting
Let
me give you the Dos & don’ts
Lets take the
other gender on the Apps. At the time of developing your profile on these dating
apps, they give all kind of signs to throw you under the bus & Women go for
it
Scaring the guys
away
Like “You
shouldn’t go out with me” if…, interesting way to die in the dating world
This ones funny… She
said we can be friends, I said then introduce me to your friends
Playing hard to
get gone wrong – she wrote on her bio “Women empowerment”
Lady you ain’t
getting any… you are here for dating not quota. Lighten up will ya
We all know why
she is single
you haven’t had a
vacation in years
Choice Paralysis
hits you with an idea, come on you know
Do your thing
That’s
all Folks
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