Thursday, January 20, 2022

Yesteryear Diary (August) “16 Somvar ke Vrat”

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Yesteryear Diary

August

“16 Somvar ke Vrat”

 

 

Obvious & central fact

You need to get dumped to learn

You need to fail to succeed

You need to be heartbroken to sing

You need to be lost to find your own way home

While you need to be free to show that Loyalty

When they will love me more than I love myself…

 

I urge to never get diet plans, its like how they say that the best way to stay in love is to never marry, reducing you to what you are not, So you go Solo on this path of life because you don’t wanna be trapped

Besides the fact that you like em a whole lot less when you see them all the time

I was ready since I was thirteen, you wanna be Led by Love not Fear!

True for those “no one will ever know” WALE

but then Forgive me - “Belly Fat Chupao nahi Ghatao”

you let me know how that works out for ya

This is the thing, its always about you at your own convenience

The thing is, you get apps to measure your steps but not the waist

You tend to forget the reason why you started… so miss the point.

The point is to look good not show off about how much input or if you sweat it out…

makeup your melons – is it for the heart or for the body beautiful?!

Calling yourself a Gym freak haha in subtle words I call it “cuteness overload”

 

You don’t lie to the night, the night knows it all…

 

Similarly, you start 16 Somvar ke Vrat which is basically fasting 16 weeks for the means to an end

In the process you forget,

Starving, not to work an appetite

Not for those ooo…s

Not for shedding a few pounds

Never to detox

was it to get your request approved by the Lord

OR

sending a message to the Gods, well everyone has their own

Piece of trivia for you good folks who don’t know what 16 Somvar ke Vrat means

 

16 somvar ka Vrat kar ke kya mila, it didn’t come through

Besides the fact that she never got what she wanted “a Man”

 

 

The Dystopian Story

Last August, after 16 Somvar

Friend1: Sounds easier than it was, getting a Dilddo would be the solve for this madness

Friend2: Fuckin A

After that she had no waist, no clothes that fit & No sense of humor

she went for Plan B

 

I have a question for ya, did you make the list? Answer will change over time, & that’s fine, where we are is not more important than the Freefall

 

Lets take you back to June 2020, Masking the sorrow with laughter

She said too lazy to find another boyfriend

Mr Ex: I’ll keep that in mind

Its like a dog chasing a car… even though it catches it, still can’t ride it

She: I never thought about it like that

Thinking more than what they are & that’s how it all started

 

The time flows the way the wind blows

 

Remembering 2019: they keep telling me how little I know… but then who gives a fuck, why give a fuck

this is when she Fell hard in love

 

in August 2020: a couple of friends gather after the lockdown or simply when things Unlocked

She goes for a 5-course buffet, it was Metallica for the Junkies.

Upon her return she orders a bowl of fries for the table

Calling it Crap…

Friend: For someone who has been going for back to back buffets since Tuesday you sure moan a lot. After eating so well in weeks… 16 to be precise you might enjoy Food!

She: I am paying for it, I can bitch about it if I want

Friend: you need a doctor? Woman decide

Addressing the Elephant in the room, Mr Ex said & I quote “She could kick me out when she had the chance but she stuck to me”

 

She: So dramatic, be cool…

Friend: its Hot you kept saying… & it landed you in this mess

She: Chillout, get a Popsical or Frozen Yogurt

Friend: No need to pick one, I want fuckin everything

Standard pattern! What the Fuck do single people do… Give relationship advice

 

If its expensive it doesn’t mean its good

You need to leave good to get great

 

Wait for it…

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Friday, January 7, 2022

Songs & Tales

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Songs & Tales

 

 

FunFacts which are Heavy, It came to my mind while poopin rainbows

Most of your life you were sleeping or you slept away 1/3rd of your life already

That’s bananas as Fuck

 

Winters are all about the courage one gathers for the Power to shower

Grotesque! give me a break

There are 2 type of people in this world, those who can’t wait to get up no matter what, these guys have mad energy

& those who can live to sleep… I mean what a waste

 

The truth doesn’t matter, can you live with that lie or can you handle the truth while the truth will set you free

they say honesty is the best medicine, Sounds incredibly stupid

yours is in Red Underlined

& I want my own Merch

 

Our generation has no Filter, Astronomical Bitches…

RAP with me

As Sick as a Taycan

As mean as a 4x4

They get excited like a Startup

They breakdown like the Crypto Market

As dark as night

As Rad as All star

As easy as Sunday morning

As fine as a Cut

Mine is bigger than yours haha

 

Everyone is an influencer, binge watching a series

Best friend is an iPhone

Pet peeves is waking up & if its not about me then why talk

Greys are cool coz you are lazy

Pyjamas are fashion as you fit right in

They want to fit right in but still stay uncomfortable like leather pants…

Heels are Passe, sneakers are in style which is as good as someone famous

Hate anything that isn’t automated

Technology is God

 

They like things that can be switched off or have a mute button

Span of interest is as low as a Mosquito doing its thing & flying away

Things are as relevant as a Reel

They don’t care if its real till its posted

 

Purpose of biting your & not doing your nails is lame which you don’t want to know

 

Story about probably the craziest Night

The Virile Man: I am sure I can think of something, my whole life is 1 big fat lie

I remember nothing from my college, but my singing skills are still sharp.

Was a real party

You need to get drunk to feel better about everything

You don’t believe me

 

A wise man said “Hangovers are temporary, Stories are forever”

Woke up Right side of the Wrong Bed

There were cushions he never saw

There were People sleeping in his bed he never met

Her breath smelled like marshmallows & minty coffee

Fueling up @ 9 AM, the only thing that makes sense

it was old time rock n roll

somebody stop me

 

20 years later on a New Years Party

HE said: Lets Hang

Excuse me she said: you look like my future Sugar Daddy

People are dumb they don’t know the difference

When you start drinking… its like as soon as you sit in the car, you are in a hurry to go nowhere!

My fuckin Proverb… Over simplified - Gentleman this is a Robbery!

It was the Brewski talking

 

Suddenly he heard Quick Gun Murgan: you do not age, I need the number of your witch

Gunpowder: They bumped & said are you goin in or coming out

who are you? I feel we practically know each other

 

The Virile Man: Party like it’s the last one

You can’t blame em of dancing to your tunes when the music is playing on “are you crazy levels”

Celebrate every moment

She said: catch your breathe

 

People get creative while we keep it simple

 

They start singing

Not sure if its good for anyone

Coffee over tea

Gurgaon over Noida

Progressive over Bolly

dine over homemade,

Party over Sleep

Nocturnal over Early Risers

Cult over taste, Orange is a fruit not a colour

Think its Fly

 

She said, My idea of fun is an UnderGround After Party,

Fire up the Mother Ship… The guy was from the poster

The Virile Man: That blew my mind, I knew for the first time in my life that I belong

Party is one thing, but this is another & in that moment

Adernalin & Endorphins

You alright? Ans: Peaches

 

Never understood until now, in that very moment it hit her hard

Like a head on collision with a train

 

There is 0% Tax to have a good time & Free to search for laughter – anything else Google it

 

Now be cool, till the music dies, like you miss that Ex

Thinking about you

Alone with you

Along with you

Right where I belong

Was made to realize that there is no end

 

The Author duuu Me: Needs more coffee than Air, I wish I know what to do

Unfinished! I tell everyone all the time

 

Now, Make like a tree & leave

Partys over!

 

I love my life, what about you?

I’m gonna come right out & say it… not good at these things

Get a Life!

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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