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Yesteryear Diary (August) “16 Somvar ke Vrat”

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Yesteryear Diary

August

“16 Somvar ke Vrat”

 

 

Obvious & central fact

You need to get dumped to learn

You need to fail to succeed

You need to be heartbroken to sing

You need to be lost to find your own way home

While you need to be free to show that Loyalty

When they will love me more than I love myself…

 

I urge to never get diet plans, its like how they say that the best way to stay in love is to never marry, reducing you to what you are not, So you go Solo on this path of life because you don’t wanna be trapped

Besides the fact that you like em a whole lot less when you see them all the time

I was ready since I was thirteen, you wanna be Led by Love not Fear!

True for those “no one will ever know” WALE

but then Forgive me - “Belly Fat Chupao nahi Ghatao”

you let me know how that works out for ya

This is the thing, its always about you at your own convenience

The thing is, you get apps to measure your steps but not the waist

You tend to forget the reason why you started… so miss the point.

The point is to look good not show off about how much input or if you sweat it out…

makeup your melons – is it for the heart or for the body beautiful?!

Calling yourself a Gym freak haha in subtle words I call it “cuteness overload”

 

You don’t lie to the night, the night knows it all…

 

Similarly, you start 16 Somvar ke Vrat which is basically fasting 16 weeks for the means to an end

In the process you forget,

Starving, not to work an appetite

Not for those ooo…s

Not for shedding a few pounds

Never to detox

was it to get your request approved by the Lord

OR

sending a message to the Gods, well everyone has their own

Piece of trivia for you good folks who don’t know what 16 Somvar ke Vrat means

 

16 somvar ka Vrat kar ke kya mila, it didn’t come through

Besides the fact that she never got what she wanted “a Man”

 

 

The Dystopian Story

Last August, after 16 Somvar

Friend1: Sounds easier than it was, getting a Dilddo would be the solve for this madness

Friend2: Fuckin A

After that she had no waist, no clothes that fit & No sense of humor

she went for Plan B

 

I have a question for ya, did you make the list? Answer will change over time, & that’s fine, where we are is not more important than the Freefall

 

Lets take you back to June 2020, Masking the sorrow with laughter

She said too lazy to find another boyfriend

Mr Ex: I’ll keep that in mind

Its like a dog chasing a car… even though it catches it, still can’t ride it

She: I never thought about it like that

Thinking more than what they are & that’s how it all started

 

The time flows the way the wind blows

 

Remembering 2019: they keep telling me how little I know… but then who gives a fuck, why give a fuck

this is when she Fell hard in love

 

in August 2020: a couple of friends gather after the lockdown or simply when things Unlocked

She goes for a 5-course buffet, it was Metallica for the Junkies.

Upon her return she orders a bowl of fries for the table

Calling it Crap…

Friend: For someone who has been going for back to back buffets since Tuesday you sure moan a lot. After eating so well in weeks… 16 to be precise you might enjoy Food!

She: I am paying for it, I can bitch about it if I want

Friend: you need a doctor? Woman decide

Addressing the Elephant in the room, Mr Ex said & I quote “She could kick me out when she had the chance but she stuck to me”

 

She: So dramatic, be cool…

Friend: its Hot you kept saying… & it landed you in this mess

She: Chillout, get a Popsical or Frozen Yogurt

Friend: No need to pick one, I want fuckin everything

Standard pattern! What the Fuck do single people do… Give relationship advice

 

If its expensive it doesn’t mean its good

You need to leave good to get great

 

Wait for it…

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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