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"The Mummy Logic"
This goes to all
the wonderful Mothers out there who spread nothing but Love & Positivity to
see their Child Happy! Now lets have some fun while we read about the most
beautiful relationship ever
A shower thought
Have you slept
under the stars? heavy
weight partying, sunrise walks…?
On a Scale of 1 to
10 how would you rate it?
Almost Never? piece
of advice “now you can’t wait, I say you need to live it up a little”
Or How the kids in
my tribe say “I’ll have what he’s having”
Mummy keeps you in
this place, a zone if you may… which is V comfortable with all the goodies. It
has unconditional love, food, no judgement until she defines it! Period &
did I mention FOOD
Ya she even lies
to say “you are so Handsome” – with Zero chances of you getting a date
I kept learning in
my life that the things that set you free are when you let go…
On the contrary a
Mother never lets go of her child no matter what – for the best or the worst
So if you ask your
Mummy about all this she will say
Mosquitos are
gonna bite you so don’t sleep in the open… don’t go out in the dark its not
safe etc
She wants to
protect you & maybe in that process you might miss out on much, maybe not
get exposed to the real world… you usually get tagged as the Mumma’s boy
Everyone
has their own version of the truth, what is the truth
Short version - Everything is not about you
but then it is
Did you ever think
why they say why you are what you eat
So it all comes from
the Mummy Logic
Mummy Logic is
pretty damn simple – everything revolves around weddings & cooking for you
You know Food is a
Solve for everything! will work on those who only understand food
Well as our Mummy
would lay down a road map by saying “the way to a man’s heart is through his
tummy”
You can
never win
Puttar: Tring
Tring
MummyJi: Yaad
aagai Mummy ki, tu phone hi nahi karta
Puttar: I called
you Bebe, aapne nahi kiya
MummyJi: I was wondering
why you didn’t call since…
That’s Heavy
Puttar: Frankly
just need Coffee, Sex & Netflix
MummyJi: Kuch Khaiga
nahi
Rad
MummyJi: Haddiya
Nikal aaihai
Puttar: Bebe,
these are called Abs
Buttering
Logic
Puttar: Bebe, no
Ghee pls
MummyJi: Apne Papa
ko Dekh, he used to have enough which has helped him
Puttar: What to retain
a Belly?
MummyJi: 2 Kilo Makhan
nikala tha just for you
No Graveyard
shifts
MummyJi: Why do
Parties start @ 11 PM?
Puttar: beats me…
Das toh Ki Kara
MummyJi: why not
start @ 6 PM & sleep by 11 PM
Was that so
hard
Puttar: Bebe, Office
ki tension hai…
MummyJi: Shaadi Karle,
I know just the right one
Puttar: Dusre ki shaadi Aur Dusre ki
Biwi Sabko achi lagti hai
My weight
loss journey be like:
Puttar: Bebe, I
got dumped because I am Fat
MummyJi: Aloo
Parantha laaoon
Puttar: That’s
exactly why
MummyJi: Toh
Makhni Dal kaun khaiga ab
BadAss
Puttar: Bebe, I
want a Sports Car…
MummyJi: Teri Alto
800 Super Car hai, The Best
As Rob has defined
it in “The Mom Test” – its all about the real learning when everyone is
lying... more to do with a business though however behaviour at its best.
So in the mom
test, you go...
hey mom I have a
business idea, what do you think?
She goes its
great, you are so smart!
However that’s an
opinion not real data. But if you ask differently, if rather asking about your
idea, if you ask about her life as a customer you might learn alot
Like it is
evidence, not fluff
If you go with an
agenda or share the purpose of why you are meeting someone, you will have
people bias coming in when you discuss. But if you go with the flow by Just
talking to them, conversational not with the approach of “a means to an end” you
get something else
Confusion
creates things like Mahabharat. It all started with Mummy Logic > she cared
for things which all the guys tried to figure out… &
Bibbity
bobbity booo we got an EPIC
A story mix about Games
of Thrones + dramatic comedy + love + loads of misunderstanding… this will
sound v familiar
You
can use Mahabharat & Ramayana in any aspect of life, Dharma & Moksha
While
Jealousy & materialistic things mess with you
My Ex Girlfriend
fell for me while I narrated the Myth & became the Storyteller
It
worked for me but then the
party was officially over
She
was so Hot that she burnt away… what do you want me to say?! Girls hmmm…
Anyhooo
be good to your Mummy
I had a dream…
like a picture that hasn’t been taken yet & I was part of it
Only if you’re
famous they like anything you post – I am serious, look at a girl going stupid
crazy for a famous guy just posting randomly anything… this is called Gravity
So on that note
Make me Famous by sharing my page/link/insta handle with your friends
Then let Gravity
do its thing…
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after you Read “Beep”
--- Arjun the
Storyteller
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