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Once Upon an Offspring Millionaire
“The Drag Race”
Buenos Dias,
It is a story as old as time itself. Today’s special is, our
very favourite Millions, Multi Millions & Billions!
Marco Polo is more famous than Kublai Khan… think which name people heard
more
Emperor of the Mongol Empire, reigning grandson Kubali was the successor of the
infamous Juggernaut nomadic tribe Leader Genghis Khan, which was the largest contiguous empire in history
So ya, he was a big deal… while Marco Polo was a Venetian Merchant
& an Explorer who travelled through the Silk Route to become a Storyteller
Kubali might ask himself this quite often…
A Million reasons to go but only 1 reason to stay
Ta-Da, bring us to this
What if you were Born Clever but Poor?
Things that make you go hmmm
With money you can buy a Rolex but not Time
With money you can buy a Steak but not an Appetite
With money you can buy a Bed but not Sleep
With money you can buy a Vacay but not a Smile
With Money you can buy a Rock but not Love
That’s my Sales Pitch!
WORD Up
Who doesn’t like to fly Business
New kids on the block
People of Earth we mean you no Harm.
The story’s got drama, poetic shit, Struggle, struggle,
struggle… itna struggle ke baad bani hai yeh
Entertainment, Cars & Money! nothing boring like a
Victorian women’s novel, nothing exciting like conflict & tension
Mr Nice Guy – The coolest guy I know Older & Miser… Nah the
Wiser Father. looks of a 22, Energy of a Teenager
Sir Fartsalot – shameless offspring, but the kids a Genius
because he was an apprentice of his Guru Papa, a ready-made Effortless Millionaire,
if he’s wiser will be a Billionaire
Sir Fartsalot watches the Alpha Dance; his old man Swinging
& Slinging with the Billionaire Cowboys
Coming of age Sir Fartsalot never saw the Thug LIFE… how
would he?! While the kid doesn’t like money coming in as much going out
Sir Fartsalot enters the field, Fashionably Late
Mr Nice Guy said “All men want to be you, all women want to
be with you…”
Lesson 101 - What will I get?
Mr Nice Guy: Ding Dong
Sir Fartsalot: whose there?
Mr Nice Guy: $Money
Sir Fartsalot: Money who?
Mr Nice Guy: Exactly! you getting alot
I got breaking news “you’re a Multi-Millionaire”
Fun Fuckin Fact
Mr Nice Guy speaking to the Unicorn Club “Untold Dollars… we
find fault in our children but still love em”
Big Daddy Miser’s Millionaire Kid goes out to buy a bag
worth 5 Lacs, ya I mean the LV crap
Sir Fatrsalot: Pops look what I got
The father looks at the price tag & then the Economics
Lesson was in session,
Mr Nice Guy said “I had a poor father, unlike your Rich Pa”
Maybe I will never understand the average Billionaire’s
Double Scoop
We have laws - If you eat 3 slices together it counts as 1
not half pizza… shit like that!
Like in an auction you don’t guess the tag! You buy the
Shit!
But on a rainy day in our life… When it rains it fuckin
pours, save a few Millions for then will ya?
The Struggle v Stressful the struggle itna struggle ke baad…
He looks at his watch, time to go its Bourbon o’clock
You know Like alcohol fixes everything, lets do this
Time Travel
They order a couple of old fashioned at the Club bar
Mr Nice Guy: My mistakes will be knowledge I transfer
Sir Fartsalot: But what if I want to make my own?
Mr Nice Guy: You would know more if you walked in my shoes…
Sir Fartsalot: Judgement comes when you make your own
Mr Nice Guy: That’s an expensive one which I can tell for
Free
Another Round, while they sip away
Mr Nice Guy: I wish I live longer
Sir Fartsalot: I wish I had more money
Mr Nice Guy: Money is no object for the right price
Sir Fartsalot: Mmhmmm
time & space is consumed, this ones on the house
Mr Nice Guy: Time is always precious
Sir Fartsalot: How much do we have?
Mr Nice Guy: no matter what age or when, you never makeup
for lost time
Sir Fartsalot: What do I do?
Mr Nice Guy: You learn from the past & hang on to the
moments
Sir Fartsalot: how?
Mr Nice Guy: Live the Now & invest in tomorrow
Smiling ear to ear, makes me feel young
like my Basketball coach used to say…
Its like a boxing match between a real boxer & a guy
who thinks he is coz he wears satin shorts
All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question, so
we do sports
Picture a Grand Prix Racetrack
Thinking of that beautiful HotWheels… drum roll
Mr Nice Guy: called upon my old friends, speed & power
Mental age of 5, which I am & every other Guy
The old man rolls in a big ass pickup truck, he was a Petrol
Head, make some noise, he was a Converse Canvas Guy, steps out with those Brand-spanking
New sneakers
Shouted Your Majesty…
The Business of Speed is Staggering, apparently better
Quicker even by todays standards
I can bet my Chaddis on it
Sir Fartsalot: Drifting his way in… It was all American
& brilliantly evil, like a German Dentist riding a Fatboy & thinks he
is part of the Hells Angels cult while buys a coke at the Oktoberfest
He rolled in an Electric Blue Mustang with white Racing
Stripes, bought his Hot Wheels with Pocket money
Looking good is more important than looking at… where you
goin
Mr Nice Guy: Asked nicely for the important drag race to see
who will lose after which we will get some lunch. In 5 minutes this came along…
Mild Terror!
Super Car - An old 350 Brake horse power Blast from the Past
The Hot Rod rolls in… Lost a few ponies but Paid Top Dollars
for it, gotta love it for that… Daddys not messing here
Strange thing is, the only speed it understands is a Bit of
road, bit… when it gets all the food it needs could kill.
Sir Fartsalot: Your Highness could? Will!
As he would say it… A penny short, a gram dry &… Drag
Race type Fashion
Mr Nice Guy: Lets see what that thing can do?
Put the money where the mouth is
The Super Car does some wonders
Mr Nice Guy: On that terrible disappointment
who is your daddy… in all literal sense…
Sir Fartsalot: you!
Celebration Mode activated. That pretty Hot thing… all doors
& no trousers
Its about Family, “MONEY” & Sacrifice
“if I put a buck for each time, I thought of you I
would’ve been a Millionaire”
What you save & invest, makes you a Billionaire, well
that’s what you earn
It doesn’t just happen to you, Excuse the Pun
Bhasin’s Jam
Billy Idol uncle yeh kya hai
With a rebel yell she cried
more, more, more …
If it didn’t make you think then it wasn’t worth it
BBye
--- Arjun the Storyteller
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