Once Upon an Offspring Millionaire “The Drag Race”

 

1 Minute Stories... Avant Garde type feeling

a poetic twist along with one-liners

Short Tales Read Affair on Self-Love, Travel & Lifestyle

 

Every Month* New post* Same link*

Read > Like > Share > REPEAT

 

 

Once Upon an Offspring Millionaire

“The Drag Race”

 

 

Buenos Dias,

 

It is a story as old as time itself. Today’s special is, our very favourite Millions, Multi Millions & Billions!

Marco Polo is more famous than Kublai Khan… think which name people heard more

Emperor of the Mongol Empire, reigning grandson Kubali was the successor of the infamous Juggernaut nomadic tribe Leader Genghis Khan, which was the largest contiguous empire in history

So ya, he was a big deal… while Marco Polo was a Venetian Merchant & an Explorer who travelled through the Silk Route to become a Storyteller

Kubali might ask himself this quite often…

A Million reasons to go but only 1 reason to stay

Ta-Da, bring us to this

What if you were Born Clever but Poor?

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

With money you can buy a Rolex but not Time

With money you can buy a Steak but not an Appetite

With money you can buy a Bed but not Sleep

With money you can buy a Vacay but not a Smile

With Money you can buy a Rock but not Love

 

That’s my Sales Pitch!

WORD Up

Who doesn’t like to fly Business

 

 

New kids on the block

People of Earth we mean you no Harm.

The story’s got drama, poetic shit, Struggle, struggle, struggle… itna struggle ke baad bani hai yeh

Entertainment, Cars & Money! nothing boring like a Victorian women’s novel, nothing exciting like conflict & tension

 

Mr Nice Guy – The coolest guy I know Older & Miser… Nah the Wiser Father. looks of a 22, Energy of a Teenager

Sir Fartsalot – shameless offspring, but the kids a Genius because he was an apprentice of his Guru Papa, a ready-made Effortless Millionaire, if he’s wiser will be a Billionaire

 

Sir Fartsalot watches the Alpha Dance; his old man Swinging & Slinging with the Billionaire Cowboys

Coming of age Sir Fartsalot never saw the Thug LIFE… how would he?! While the kid doesn’t like money coming in as much going out

Sir Fartsalot enters the field, Fashionably Late

Mr Nice Guy said “All men want to be you, all women want to be with you…”

 

Lesson 101 - What will I get?

Mr Nice Guy: Ding Dong

Sir Fartsalot: whose there?

Mr Nice Guy: $Money

Sir Fartsalot: Money who?

Mr Nice Guy: Exactly! you getting alot

I got breaking news “you’re a Multi-Millionaire”

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

Mr Nice Guy speaking to the Unicorn Club “Untold Dollars… we find fault in our children but still love em”

Big Daddy Miser’s Millionaire Kid goes out to buy a bag worth 5 Lacs, ya I mean the LV crap

Sir Fatrsalot: Pops look what I got

 

The father looks at the price tag & then the Economics Lesson was in session,

Mr Nice Guy said “I had a poor father, unlike your Rich Pa”

Maybe I will never understand the average Billionaire’s Double Scoop

We have laws - If you eat 3 slices together it counts as 1 not half pizza… shit like that!

Like in an auction you don’t guess the tag! You buy the Shit!

But on a rainy day in our life… When it rains it fuckin pours, save a few Millions for then will ya?

The Struggle v Stressful the struggle itna struggle ke baad…

He looks at his watch, time to go its Bourbon o’clock

You know Like alcohol fixes everything, lets do this

 

 

Time Travel

 

They order a couple of old fashioned at the Club bar

Mr Nice Guy: My mistakes will be knowledge I transfer

Sir Fartsalot: But what if I want to make my own?

Mr Nice Guy: You would know more if you walked in my shoes…

Sir Fartsalot: Judgement comes when you make your own

Mr Nice Guy: That’s an expensive one which I can tell for Free

 

Another Round, while they sip away

Mr Nice Guy: I wish I live longer

Sir Fartsalot: I wish I had more money

Mr Nice Guy: Money is no object for the right price

Sir Fartsalot: Mmhmmm

 

time & space is consumed, this ones on the house

Mr Nice Guy: Time is always precious

Sir Fartsalot: How much do we have?

Mr Nice Guy: no matter what age or when, you never makeup for lost time

Sir Fartsalot: What do I do?

Mr Nice Guy: You learn from the past & hang on to the moments

Sir Fartsalot: how?

Mr Nice Guy: Live the Now & invest in tomorrow

Smiling ear to ear, makes me feel young

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

Its like a boxing match between a real boxer & a guy who thinks he is coz he wears satin shorts

 

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question, so we do sports

Picture a Grand Prix Racetrack

Thinking of that beautiful HotWheels… drum roll

 

Mr Nice Guy: called upon my old friends, speed & power

Mental age of 5, which I am & every other Guy

The old man rolls in a big ass pickup truck, he was a Petrol Head, make some noise, he was a Converse Canvas Guy, steps out with those Brand-spanking New sneakers

Shouted Your Majesty…

The Business of Speed is Staggering, apparently better

Quicker even by todays standards

I can bet my Chaddis on it

 

Sir Fartsalot: Drifting his way in… It was all American & brilliantly evil, like a German Dentist riding a Fatboy & thinks he is part of the Hells Angels cult while buys a coke at the Oktoberfest

He rolled in an Electric Blue Mustang with white Racing Stripes, bought his Hot Wheels with Pocket money

Looking good is more important than looking at… where you goin

 

Mr Nice Guy: Asked nicely for the important drag race to see who will lose after which we will get some lunch. In 5 minutes this came along… Mild Terror!

Super Car - An old 350 Brake horse power Blast from the Past

The Hot Rod rolls in… Lost a few ponies but Paid Top Dollars for it, gotta love it for that… Daddys not messing here

Strange thing is, the only speed it understands is a Bit of road, bit… when it gets all the food it needs could kill.

 

Sir Fartsalot: Your Highness could? Will!

As he would say it… A penny short, a gram dry &… Drag Race type Fashion

 

Mr Nice Guy: Lets see what that thing can do?

Put the money where the mouth is

 

The Super Car does some wonders

Mr Nice Guy: On that terrible disappointment

who is your daddy… in all literal sense…

Sir Fartsalot: you!

 

Celebration Mode activated. That pretty Hot thing… all doors & no trousers

Its about Family, “MONEY” & Sacrifice

“if I put a buck for each time, I thought of you I would’ve been a Millionaire”

What you save & invest, makes you a Billionaire, well that’s what you earn

It doesn’t just happen to you, Excuse the Pun

 

 

Bhasin’s Jam

Billy Idol uncle yeh kya hai

With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more …

 

If it didn’t make you think then it wasn’t worth it

 

 

BBye

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

Feel Free to Leave a Comment or not, whatever you lovelies wish

if you had fun or like it, forward this link to your friends

 

insta

arjun_the_storyteller

#storytellerarjun