UnHinged Pick up Line “Gentlemen’s Rose”

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UnHinged Pick up Line

“Gentlemen’s Rose”

VOL – III

 

 

NamasteJi

 

Queen Bee fans to Tinderalla friendlies

“Always #Loveyourself or people will stop loving you”

If anyone makes you feel guilty about loving yourself, then they’re bad news!!!

 

From my last… Hope you are having a Gastronomic experience

Nothing less than Lip smacking Deliciously Yum,

While you enter the world of romantic relationships you have a thought

 

“Escaping is easy, hardest part is staying Free”

Absofuckinlutely

 

By invite only:

Hush hush UnHinge, the app shows a new most Compatible person almost always popping up when you fire up the thing, enjoy the algorithm throwing all sorts of guys at ya, while the guy may send a Rose to the chosen one or many, maybe an embarrassing display of roses

I am a Storyteller Not a Fortune Teller

 

This is Legend

Boy: I also want flowers

Girl: Awww

Boy: lets talk equality

 

“Defeat is not when you fall, it is declared when you refuse to get up”

With that thought he moves to battle the real RomCom life

 

Have a sense of humor, like Graduate from Friends & take a few Seinfeld sss

Single’s Club - Direct adult pickup lines, Cheesy pickups, indirect pickups is a thing. What you want, what you really really want?

 

Those dope Pick up lines or how some call it Cheesy…

·        Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? – It’s a compliment enjoy it duuu

·        Hey Hottie, Hiya Good looking – I like it

·        I won’t bite unless you like it – play it safe Dawg

 

 

New kids on the block

 

So we come to the Star Cast: you two will hit it off

Miss Compromise - Strong opinions loosely held, Hopeless Romantic

Mr Apologize - Big Fan of 2^nd Chances, playful lil Dipshit

 

EPIC Mr Apologize

“I’m sure you’re tired coz you been running in my mind since”

What if you get a text like that…?

 

Mr Apologize: Knock knock

Miss Compromise: Who’s there?

Mr Apologize: The Man of your Dreams

Miss Compromise: You Wish

Mr Apologize: Haina Tumhare dil me

Miss Compromise: Flirt

Mr Apologize: I am only asking if the answer is yes. When do I pick you up?

 

How to ask for her number:

If I wasted 20 mins of your life then I will make it up to you, so are we swiping digits or what

 

Smoother than my Cold brew

Mr Apologize: Gorgeous, Lovely, Stunning - Tum sab ho, Bas meri nahi

Miss Compromise: You gotta ask yourself 1 thing, Do you feel lucky Punk

Mr Apologize: I feel… you are my hot coffee & if loving coffee is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

 

Matlab intelligent conversation kyo… is it an interview for the VP position

I’m a moron! Lo karlo dating… that’s why nobody likes me, maybe because I am so terribly honest…

 

Original BadAss

Mr Apologize: “100 times more beautiful than 100 Roses”

Miss Compromise: Don’t Talk shop… take it slow

Mr Apologize: My demands are slight & my sacrifice is real

Miss Compromise: Go ahead make my day

Mr Apologize: I loved you before I saw you

 

Princess speaks

Miss Compromise: “If looking good is a crime then I don’t wanna me right”

Mr Apologize: Confidence is sexy, I wouldn’t have it any other way, beauty, brain & character

Miss Compromise: Good News travels fast

Mr Apologize: Mere pass Mohobat hi hai dene ko

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

 

Sarcasm - “Everyone wants to be Loved” but you must give back…

after a while, why is it so exhausting?!

 

so you find extremes of both worlds, from those who want everything to revolve around them & others who say they don’t care but the irony is that they fuckin care about everything while they try to just act cool

 

Romantic Witchcraft for real, nobody can decode this shit

·        they want a relationship, but they don’t want to make effort

·        they are not sure what they want yet, but they are never gonna make-up their melons

·        they want friendship, but they are equally confused

·        they don’t want it, but feel jealous when others have it

·        they like the idea of it when they see others enjoying it, while they say “don’t give a fuck about it”

·        they crib all the time to want to have it, but when it is right infront of them, then they either run away or just can’t accept it

 

Do you want me to wipe your ass for ya too

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

 

 

In society’s social fabric

Conversations go either way from Sex to Karma

People like to talk about death & taxes

Other People talk about shoes & fashion

Touchy topics of Religion & Politics

Some run for fun others Paint

But when love comes they run away

Sloppy move

Be honest - I wanna have sex

Trust – better be good in bed

Loyal – doggy style, go figure

 

Easy to understand just like Moore’s law, how the dating scene took off

While you can’t be alone… Cohabitating environment be like:

Whats privacy between us now when you use my pot, so due to this very reason I can check your phone… Do you want a Game change now!

 

Dating is as confusing as the weather nowadays, while it is like when you “quarantine yourself”

Its peaceful yet tiring,

you feel Free yet occupied

Quite complicated shit

 

External solutions to internal Pain, as the wise say “Pain is its own teacher”

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

 

Overconfidence to Hypocrisy be like -

These apps will help you as much as the ones which help you with diet plans… only if you diligently follow them through PERIOD.

You talk about body shaming ain’t nice, but when you can’t decide to wear clothes for an hour because you yourself say “I look Fat”

“Intermittent Fasting!” whats all that about

 

When a FatLady yells “I’m Hot”! Ques: Am I supposed to be impressed

A friend said “that woman gets paid to look the way she does”

So you’re telling me that you need money just to look good?

 

 

Time Travel

 

Lets travel the Unexplored well for a few or most or atleast in my Story by

Mr Apologize: “everything I saw before you, was a waste of life”

 

Dramatic Before After

She said ”I want a divorce”

Judge: why, does he not treat you right?

She: ya he doesn’t give me orgasms

Judge: that’s not a good reason for Divorce

She: you got a better reason to stay married?

 

I can write a Book on Marriage & Religion but for now we’re gonna stick to Dating

Since forever everyone is Weirdly attracted to Looney confidence or the opposite sex being stupidly charming

It is attractive to be who you are… unapologetic for the things you do coz you do em

 

 

Bhasin’s Jam

 

We can fool around
But I don't think it's working out

I brought you some orange juice
'Cause I wanna break up with you

 

Better luck Next time

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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