1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, TimeTravel & Lifestyle
Smiling at Strangers
“I beat the
hell out of my Monday to make it dance like a Sunday”
I am here to make Simple
Pleasures look easy, just like If you aren’t able to get over it then You might
have to get under it
Ready or not here I come, if you are dumb or dumber
then I probably think you can take a nap
Someone called me great today, Well actually I’m only accepting good things
So i just trimmed it while he called me a great
loser
Absomotherfuckinlutely Dancing With Myself
I travelled a great distance to tell Tumhari Haar
mein kaise Jeet hogi
Losing My favourite game
“Pyar mohabat love aur dhoka aasli hota hai”
She said: why are you so hot?
Also me: I wasn’t in zumba class & definitely
didn’t step out in the sun
Aiyo aiyo aiyo, Struggle itna struggle kyo
Define Privilege - pata rahi hai
but yet again you are Lalu
Everyone has their own &
lives their own… How to make it easy, you ask? If you have a problem you must either
have a big one or maybe a Struggle to go on a hot date with your Crush! Marilyn
Monroe is Rolling in her grave
Rolex on your wrist tells you that it’s a great
time for you
While it tells everyone else that its your time
But yet again ask this Rolex
person the struggle at this time, you will be surprised
Struggle is real for everyone in their own way
Time defines it even better, When you are young broke & stupid, You are
down for whatever
You can’t agree more when Mr X isn’t able to go on vacation, which is = to a pay
cut for another
The feeling is same
This story is about a man called Dick, in a land far far away not so long ago…
Dick had multiple lovers & a few so called girlfriends, at the same time!
No no not in the same room. That would get complicated
He used to say “mein dark chocolate khana toh nahi
chordunga agar gulab jamun pasand aaya
Sometimes life gives you a reason to believe there are
even more magical things on this incredible journey into the future
Like a drop-dead gorgeous girl in a hot pink dress
I found something beautiful that i wasn’t looking for
what was her name?
Dick: I believe in stopping gazing smelling the roses soaking it all in along
the way
My problems are to remember the names of all
girls I’m dating
Now that sounds like a
real problem. Struggle ho toh aisi ho
Dear 1st date, Nobody knew her
name
You can have your secrets, that way I can keep mine
Yours Truly
Dick
She was the girl I fell in love with long ago
Like a bird, I
sing because I’m free
We live in a world where people can’t accept anything
I mean not even a compliment
If someone finds beauty worth appreciating then it’s a crime like WTF you did, usually
gender bias -she will go: what? You said something nice about me (you can kill
me now)
When did compliments become so terrible
the world has forgotten how to accept anything even a compliment
Forget giving
I know it more When you say nothing
she was Boring AF
Its fun to meet new people
They are like fresh friends
Ab toh jo bhi pyar se mila hum usike holiye
Dating is now what you kids call meeting new
people
What did the sugar say to spice
You can never be too sweet
Just like i can pick you up for a date
You can pick up the phone & dial me
Dick: I walk in wearing my confidence the only thing i carry off best
Its the longest that stays with me yet the most exciting thing in my life
You may argue how can you do it so often & not get bored
If truth be told how much is too much
There is always room for more
The Crush
she was Crazy about my hands
I met her slowly
The time between us made it richer to learn more of her mind
more of her ways
more of her moves
more about this incredible woman
She is better than me
Smarter than me
All things beautiful
She said: 1st things first
You can have it if you want it
Can you handle it
I know what I don’t want, No sleepovers
Satisfaction guaranteed
Dick: It’s not because you are mine
It’s because you are fine
Women are the most lethal negotiators
You don’t believe me, let me paint a picture for you
Jealousy
Your sister looks beautiful, (he meant hot)
That girl dances well, (he meant a fan of how she moves)
She said in a condescending tone: why are you here, go tell her
Possessive
Let me pick you up (relax he doesn’t lift that much)
Duuu (fuck off nazi)
opening the car door
I know you kids are confused but this is for him to earn brownie points
in the mall - She said in the sweetest way possible: can you carry my LV,
its too heavy
Obsessive
I want to do a video call now (where the fuck are you & who are you
with???!!!)
that’s all folks
Balle belle
She talks like my lady
She walks like my lady
is this my lady
Dick complimented her girl who asked how do I look
You look fabulous
Like every girl’s mirror
Like every man’s fantasy
Can’t take my eyes off you
Yaba daba dooo
We all are always Looking for a good story
Dick has a Crush
Dick: You are the most interesting thing that
happened to me
she is Out of my league
The Crush loves to watch the sun go down
in the mean while Dick does his Swayamwar Dance
I know in my afterlife I’ll go to hell because I’m
living in heaven
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next cocktail party
My insta wall is how i want to paint it
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