Saturday, September 26, 2020

Papi in a Porsche & Pocket full of Change

 

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Papi in a Porsche & Pocket full of Change

 

Park yourself for this, the truth will blind us

 

The Big Never!

“The day your barber stops having fun

The jokes are on you @ your Ex’s salon”

 

-          Arjun the Storyteller

 

 

Like a Dream the hot wheels rolled into the down town cafe, Vroom symphony to my ears. Unless this sweet RiDe was for me, it was Stealing my thunder on a guy’s birthday for crying out loud!

Distinguished Dude with a Buzz cut steps out of the Yellow Porsche.

Fancy Fantasy & How. He tosses the keys to the valet “Do me a favour don’t lose it between the driveway & parking”

 

Kamusta Papi... He responds “you know with a song in my heart”

I didn’t sign up for this... but then whose stopping me from smiling.

Si

The Degenerate had big plans, while waiting for the coffee it plays in the fool’s head, To drive a ride I can’t afford & go with a plan I do not have

 

Pulling out a bottle of courage the Nervous wreck time travels while his lips start Banging out the story... Its been 4 years give or take

I used to be something of a mess!

Drinking wine killing time, I was crazy about her!

she used to say

“I am a German car, if you don’t take care of me I just won’t perform”

 

-          Arjun the Storyteller

 

 

when it rains, it pours... Cruising Along

like any couple they had a Mid life crisis, so she went for those Hideous bags which Ladies adore while he got those Wannabe Flashy Beast in which Douche bags roll… Papi gifted himself a 911 & named it Honey. He always looks at the beauty & keeps telling himself

“It seemed like a good idea at that time”.

He forgot Lesson 101 - A penny saved is a penny earned

 

A lil too much a little too late, it was all because of the “The kill box” Missus

She & I we go way back

Mi Amor… She was Cold Like December!

While we were apart she got an offshore lover...

Half Sorry

She breaks his heart, He breaks the guys jaw (Nasty shit right there)

She packs her bag, He packs his broken dreams

 

Long story short...

 

Confident like a Looney

He starts the car

Lost his partner

He changed the Gear

Lost his house

He changed the Gear

Lost his job

He Crashed

FUBAR

 

I had parts of me shaking I didn’t even know I had

Sucker Punched, he Drove all night… there goes hells bells

To confused to act, to shocked to react

A day later a dollar short, He learnt the hard way that “More is Less”

 

When you got nothing to lose, what you do is Smile

Well it burnt from red to Ashes alright

The Stages of Frustration > Upset > Anger > React > Sorrow > eventually you laugh at yourself.

 

Some Wise Ass once said, its not having what you want, its wanting what you got

The world just doesn’t learn that Fun is priceless, Am I lying

Life is more exciting when you are broke. It turns out to be an interesting story

Ready for Round 2, Papi now sticks to - Tuesday Hangovers, Thursday Brunches &

Sunday Storytelling Duuu

Papi: Do you wanna take her for a spin

Don’t mind if I do... she’s a bomb

The 3rd Wheeler shouts “I call Shotgun”

 

Salud

 

 

Arjun the Storyteller

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