Play Book “Give me a Cold One”

1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, TimeTravel & Lifestyle

 

Play Book

“Give me a Cold One”

Troubleshooting Secret Sauce – “Enjoying the journey by hating everything”
Everything else is Cream cheese
If you lost your sense of humour, we can’t be friends
Step right up folks
First rule never let the Truth come between a good story
This is absolutely not a true story

Rewind a century & you had War, British Raj, while in the Wild West Women had no right to vote much before Cowboys turned bounty hunters & Organized Crime Galore
Jog My Memory

One of my girlfriends said don’t know which: I’m Cynical AF
There Goes my Dream

Tips for free
Here Goes nothing, it’s a Passport to Heaven
There are certain things I like to do & certain things I like to watch
If i consume thrillers, mystery, struggling memoir or flying bullets kind of content doesn’t mean i want that shit playing in my life
that’s the long and short of it
If not winning hearts, then hitting home runs

Namasteji

I wrote this piece at My 3^rd Place (airport), while I was Playing December Games (if you know what I do to pay them bills… you would know much)

I got bad news
as a Frequent Traveler My environment at the moment
Story takes another turn

A guy next to me is wearing Japanese girls headphones & to act cool @ Late AM he talks invoicing loud like a bitch to everyone not just the motherflicker on his phone
A bunch of 20 odd jokers from a co traveling together for an offsite yapping shit since…
Glad i have my beats with noise cancellation
Can’t complain doesn’t mean i won’t
I’m gonna take you on that offer
one thing led to another & boom…

Get out of my Face!

 

Lets put it to bed
I’m Solving world problems
You Didn’t get the memo?

I just realized that I could’ve been the King of Advertising
All i ask for you is to listen
Pretty please with sugar sprinkles on top
Universe is listening to you
The fun fact is that people are intelligent or think they are while that doesn’t mean they have common sense! Sometimes they don’t even understand What Not To Do… lets just call it Nasty Habits & enough of my rant

Let me ask you a question
Why do people keep saying “Act your Age”

I need a drink
Ques: What will it be
Ans: The usual
It’s Friday night somewhere

Can you teach me to dance real slow
The whole shake down

I drink to forget but i don’t remember what
Drowning my sorrows in whiskey & gin
Splashing my joy in wine & beer
“Party of a lifetime“

Its better Living under a rock
Generations are one & my people are another
Indians are living one way & thinking another

Harder than it looks
Long way to the top
Makes me raise my hands up in the sky, sing like i don’t care, dance like no one is watching
Absolute Love in the moment
Always Celebrating life like a Party

I smile at her
She passes me by in the gym
I notice one in the cafe
Sitting opposite on a bar
Bumping into me on the Dance floor

Hope this story cuts through
Them: You look terrible
Me: I got punched in the face
Whats your excuse

Hacks of life:
Help yourself
If it were up to me then I’d dance… Hits you different

As i live & breath, Nothing says sorry like money
You can Call me Zaddy
Touchdown!

I’m in that stage of my life where I need to know who I’m getting in bed with
So, introductions please

Share my page with your friends to look cool at the next cocktail party
I’ll be back in 2 shakes

 

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