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My
Favourite Mistake
Let
me introduce you to the 4 evil cousins to a Step kid called Acceptance
The 5 Stages of
Grief – Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression & Acceptance
Always with time, finds
its balance… Acceptance is Bliss. Sonner you reach it, will be Good for you!
With some Drama – you
are not gonna believe this
Meaner than an
OverLanding, you can’t expect the Ferraris of the world to cover the turf
“Sometimes it
is easy to find out someone else’s secret than finding your own”
“My
Favourite Mistake” A word that you give a meaning… well is it something you do
or you did
It
could be anything from having too many Americanos that are never gonna stop,
maybe tripping on a recipe that was absurd like double choco peanut butter
shake
OR
Going
on a blind date & finding the one you are crazy about
Life is all good
things… your know “Easy
like Sunday morning”
Paid
my dues, ended my debts... shit like that
When I was younger
in my teens… I used to play basketball, workout, roam around miles on foot
>>> repeat
back in the day, one
fine morning out of the blue my dad took me to an infamous Gym & enrolled
me… I can’t remember what he said, but might be something heavy
all came back in a
rush, why I do what I do
What you teach your
kids stay with them for a lifetime… Like stay fit & Blah blah blah
As my Bitch Ex
used to say “nothing special”
Chole bhature look
tempting, taste great but then how many times will you binge in a week… Mostly
competition, Not for ShowBiz
For a healthy
lifestyle - you keep getting better by paying for the gym subscription, buying
gear, fixing dates to hit the floor, but never an alarm though
a sad song away
from… a big belly
Leaving junk food
& joining a regime until you do. hmmm for most, Always enjoyed you figuring
things out
If
history has taught us anything, those 2 things are not true
Does
it tell when to scratch your ass
Things you
Love to hear
Appearance -
Patli lag rahi hooo
Connect - You rock
my world
Happiness – you
make me laugh & are v charming
That’s supposed to
make me feel better
Lets take a 180~
True but you
hate to hear this shit
Have you gained
a few
Don’t be so
lazy
You are boring
I’ll act like everything
is sunshine & puppy dogs
Legend
has it, that you… Deny the truth n believe a lie
After a Hot
curvaceous thing walks by…
Only a Fattso will
say “I am sexy, but I can’t look like that”
What is that even supposed
to mean?!
Ouch that hurts
Repeat after me “Oh
no Oh No Oh NoNoNo its good for me”
Healing begins
when you say out loud, I stand corrected its funny
Loving yourself is…
Looking in the mirror & not feeling good but Great about your Body
Loving yourself is
not feeding yourself to death…
Loving yourself is
like the bank balance you maintain, matlab ki if too much then you park those
Top Dollars in high return instruments. What you kids call it Crypto, Real
Estate or the Bling Bling
So it is safe to
say that you keep a Healthy Bank Balance & The numbers must look good
similar to the
numbers on the weighing scale
Body is a Temple,
worship it! Do some burpees, crunches or shake em with suicide drills
“Sweet Pain” – as my Masseuse would call it
After a nice workout
you are out like
a light
You Ask yourself “What’s
in it for me?”
R.U.N for no
Reason?
Do you dance for
No reason?
Do you care?
better why you care?
Some do things to
be synced with the trending, but the real question is
Whats your
objective while we find it in simple things
They say “God is
within” that is what it means… We search for God everywhere but within. These
are those set of people who need to be happy with themselves because they seek
for external solutions for internal Bliss
What
I loved about Fargo is that every stupid lil thing is a detail to the big plan
Everything
in life is significant & falls right in place
Ohhh Hare Ram Hare
Krishna you’re good… then it became all too clear
For a Sick n Tired
Wannabe you might have money to fix things
But then Are you
in Shape or are you A Shape?
If you gonna cry,
then just Join
the fuckin hug club, whats this mental health crap all the time! Matlab its
heights of self-pity, stop seeking so much attention all the time. If you ain’t
got a shrink on speed dial then
You
need Life hacking with some Miracles & change
I can
write a poem for you... & we can make a story together
Anyhooo!!!
people who are
Lean & Crazy usually find a way to have fun… for those jumping off an
airplane & trying to find inner peace! Don’t forget your parachute
Mr half glass
full: give me five, sounds like a Monday
What
do I know, Mr. I ain’t a Doctor.
I have a 100 bad
ideas & 1 good one
After the Fix-up…
McCheesy:
Tring Tring
After
checking the name
McYummy:
Howdy
After
checking the DP
McCheesy:
do I know you
McYummy:
Wrong Number
He is
as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside
That’s
my idea of hell
The Funny Story
She was MoniKa
with a Fat “K”
MoniKa: I had a FAT
Mirror Day, I gave myself a scare she said
Damn you needed it
Yesterday
Mr Sarcasm: This
happens when you offer a person too much attention, maybe they won’t value you
as much
No easy way to say
this, COW you blew my mind haha
MoniKa: Dear
Diary, I have a theory
Miss the girl, I
used to love that girl
I never cared over
my life before, happy to fill the bill
They
told me “no hurry, no worry, no curry, & you live a good life”
&
then I met you Morons who messed up my education
“We
see things we wanna see”
Just
plain ignorance, I mean blame it on something or someone
You keep telling
yourself till you believe it…
as
soon as shit goes down in their life, women are waiting to post on their story
status… stupid, obvious & so predictable! its like they pre-plan by
gathering stuff to share after they have an episode or something
MoniKa
said, I sacrificed my looks for Paranthas, burgers, & lot of Fries
2 Wrongs make a
Right?
Mr Sarcasm: No, Gone
spectacularly wrong
But
working on yourself is a fuckin dream come true
Living
the now! The Journey is Unknown,
with an inspired Future
“Comeback
is always stronger than the setback”
MoniKa: Time to
come undone, I became someone I never wish to be
Mr.Sarcasm: You must
burn this place down, burn it just about the right amount
No Prizes for
guessing
MoniKa: Fat? Its an educated guess
In
the moment of weakness made a bad decision & I quote “I ate anything that
moved”
Where’s my medal
He toasted to
women, cards & Whiskey, 3 causes of war
Hypocrisy is you
watch porn but you criticize about it, That’s a way to put it
Later
Losers
--- Arjun the
Storyteller
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