My Favourite Mistake

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My Favourite Mistake

 

 

Let me introduce you to the 4 evil cousins to a Step kid called Acceptance

The 5 Stages of Grief – Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression & Acceptance

Always with time, finds its balance… Acceptance is Bliss. Sonner you reach it, will be Good for you!

With some Drama – you are not gonna believe this

Meaner than an OverLanding, you can’t expect the Ferraris of the world to cover the turf

 

“Sometimes it is easy to find out someone else’s secret than finding your own”

 

“My Favourite Mistake” A word that you give a meaning… well is it something you do or you did

It could be anything from having too many Americanos that are never gonna stop, maybe tripping on a recipe that was absurd like double choco peanut butter shake

OR

Going on a blind date & finding the one you are crazy about

 

Life is all good things… your know “Easy like Sunday morning”

Paid my dues, ended my debts... shit like that

When I was younger in my teens… I used to play basketball, workout, roam around miles on foot >>> repeat

back in the day, one fine morning out of the blue my dad took me to an infamous Gym & enrolled me… I can’t remember what he said, but might be something heavy

all came back in a rush, why I do what I do

What you teach your kids stay with them for a lifetime… Like stay fit & Blah blah blah

As my Bitch Ex used to say “nothing special”

 

Chole bhature look tempting, taste great but then how many times will you binge in a week… Mostly competition, Not for ShowBiz

For a healthy lifestyle - you keep getting better by paying for the gym subscription, buying gear, fixing dates to hit the floor, but never an alarm though

a sad song away from… a big belly

Leaving junk food & joining a regime until you do. hmmm for most, Always enjoyed you figuring things out

If history has taught us anything, those 2 things are not true

Does it tell when to scratch your ass

 

 

Things you Love to hear

Appearance - Patli lag rahi hooo

Connect - You rock my world

Happiness – you make me laugh & are v charming

 

That’s supposed to make me feel better

 

Lets take a 180~

 

True but you hate to hear this shit

Have you gained a few

Don’t be so lazy

You are boring

 

I’ll act like everything is sunshine & puppy dogs

 

Legend has it, that you… Deny the truth n believe a lie

After a Hot curvaceous thing walks by…

Only a Fattso will say “I am sexy, but I can’t look like that”

What is that even supposed to mean?!

Ouch that hurts

Repeat after me “Oh no Oh No Oh NoNoNo its good for me”

Healing begins when you say out loud, I stand corrected its funny

 

Loving yourself is… Looking in the mirror & not feeling good but Great about your Body

Loving yourself is not feeding yourself to death…

Loving yourself is like the bank balance you maintain, matlab ki if too much then you park those Top Dollars in high return instruments. What you kids call it Crypto, Real Estate or the Bling Bling

So it is safe to say that you keep a Healthy Bank Balance & The numbers must look good

similar to the numbers on the weighing scale

Body is a Temple, worship it! Do some burpees, crunches or shake em with suicide drills

“Sweet Pain” – as my Masseuse would call it

After a nice workout you are out like a light

 

You Ask yourself “What’s in it for me?”

R.U.N for no Reason?

Do you dance for No reason?

Do you care? better why you care?

Some do things to be synced with the trending, but the real question is

Whats your objective while we find it in simple things

 

They say “God is within” that is what it means… We search for God everywhere but within. These are those set of people who need to be happy with themselves because they seek for external solutions for internal Bliss

What I loved about Fargo is that every stupid lil thing is a detail to the big plan

Everything in life is significant & falls right in place

Ohhh Hare Ram Hare Krishna you’re good… then it became all too clear

 

For a Sick n Tired Wannabe you might have money to fix things

But then Are you in Shape or are you A Shape?

If you gonna cry, then just Join the fuckin hug club, whats this mental health crap all the time! Matlab its heights of self-pity, stop seeking so much attention all the time. If you ain’t got a shrink on speed dial then

You need Life hacking with some Miracles & change

I can write a poem for you... & we can make a story together

Anyhooo!!!

 

people who are Lean & Crazy usually find a way to have fun… for those jumping off an airplane & trying to find inner peace! Don’t forget your parachute

Mr half glass full: give me five, sounds like a Monday

What do I know, Mr. I ain’t a Doctor.

I have a 100 bad ideas & 1 good one

 

 

After the Fix-up…

McCheesy: Tring Tring

 

After checking the name

McYummy: Howdy

 

After checking the DP

McCheesy: do I know you

McYummy: Wrong Number

 

He is as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside

That’s my idea of hell

 

 

The Funny Story

 

She was MoniKa with a Fat “K”

MoniKa: I had a FAT Mirror Day, I gave myself a scare she said

Damn you needed it Yesterday

 

Mr Sarcasm: This happens when you offer a person too much attention, maybe they won’t value you as much

No easy way to say this, COW you blew my mind haha

 

MoniKa: Dear Diary, I have a theory

Miss the girl, I used to love that girl

I never cared over my life before, happy to fill the bill

They told me “no hurry, no worry, no curry, & you live a good life”

& then I met you Morons who messed up my education

 

“We see things we wanna see”

Just plain ignorance, I mean blame it on something or someone

You keep telling yourself till you believe it…

as soon as shit goes down in their life, women are waiting to post on their story status… stupid, obvious & so predictable! its like they pre-plan by gathering stuff to share after they have an episode or something

 

MoniKa said, I sacrificed my looks for Paranthas, burgers, & lot of Fries

2 Wrongs make a Right?

 

Mr Sarcasm: No, Gone spectacularly wrong

But working on yourself is a fuckin dream come true

Living the now! The Journey is Unknown, with an inspired Future

“Comeback is always stronger than the setback”

 

MoniKa: Time to come undone, I became someone I never wish to be

 

Mr.Sarcasm: You must burn this place down, burn it just about the right amount

No Prizes for guessing

 

MoniKa: Fat? Its an educated guess

In the moment of weakness made a bad decision & I quote “I ate anything that moved”

Where’s my medal

 

He toasted to women, cards & Whiskey, 3 causes of war

 

Hypocrisy is you watch porn but you criticize about it, That’s a way to put it

Later Losers

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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