Sunday, May 16, 2021

Swipe away Bumble Bee VOL – I “Ladies First”

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Swipe away Bumble Bee

 

VOL – I

“Ladies First”

 

 

Bon Voyage

I read somewhere recently, “no hookups where you vlookup”

I like that! simple instructions, but then where do you find your match to mate

 

Since Ages & a long time ago… A Galaxy far far away, should be from the post Anarchy Era

Girls play hard to get

doesn’t let the guys stop the chase,

well as you know Guys are perseverant little Basturds

 

On the flip side Guys are Liars, cheaters,

lying to everyone & even themselves

but then what you pretty gals do…

you pick yourself up

& find yourself another to fill that Void.

 

When you can’t tell if the storyline is real or fiction

“What is the worst that can happen” - you fall in Love!

You always feel that you might find your “Gal Gadot”

 

As the world changes we change, get on top of it!

 

we started with shaadi.com types & the likes… but then Dating Apps happened in 2012. Well they got some competition around 2014, post that there was no looking back for this Monster

These Dating Apps put together have like billions in population, can be counted as a Continent, Massively Multiplying! its not even funny

 

Its Dating for dummies – pie called the “global singles market” is projected to grow from 804 million in 2020 to 981 Million by 2025 & while it is true that not all singles prefer online dating apps (Fake news), Un-Real

its also true that that trend is changing big time

Susceptible to wild swings & most people believe that this will likely continue for the foreseeable future

 

Dating Scene today – everyone is Window Shopping

In theory, Test 1st & lesson afterwards. Everyone is swiping away

New on the App, no sweat "just act like a tourist"

 

People ask “Whats the point?”

Using Dating Apps is like getting behind the wheels for a Long Road Trip

You prep up, make a few Pit stops to re-fuel, you get exhausted, after a bad driving experience you feel why the hell did I make this plan in the first place

 

Who has the energy & time to dress up, go out to a place where you might meet people or make a plan to catch up with the social circle miles away, what you kids call it party… then hope to find someone, shell loads of money too etc... Now its as comfortable as lying on your bed in your PJs to swipe away!

Simply brilliant to find your date, no hesitations, or awkward moments, or falling short of words, no apprehension to get rejected. I simply love it.

& the Fun fuckin fact is that you get complete privacy not a grape wine to assassinate your Coolness if you go to those so called parties!

 

Talk about Lazy, impressing a girl at a nightclub to get her number has now gone Virtual & how

The beauty of the place where nobody judges you no matter what...

It doesn’t matter how things are if you meet new people coz, you have

No Commitments

 

This is the best thing that can happen to us

& is the best invention by far in our times…

it solved “finding your smile”

While we move more into the digital space, everything is online which makes it more relevant than ever before however the irony is that due to the pandemic you have to stay away from people. Tricky shit

Like who needs a Pen Pal?!

 

Just like the name its social & about the community

I always liked the app where the Lady makes the 1st move

We are talking about none other than, when you feel like a Bumble Bee

With hope in the belly & twinkle in the eye we move forward to conquer the world of LAZY DATING, funny thing with the world today which is also a bliss in disguise because we have apps to solve all our freaking problems, “even dating”!

 

I am writing this while I do some research on them too... the App has this feature where the Lady goes first to say “hey” to make the 1st move or else you un-match. Due to these wonderful apps we can “like” our match simpler & faster which is most important nowadays.

 

First you aren’t ready, then you don’t like any, then you don’t get any… those who got supposedly lucky are unhappy/confused thinking maybe there is something better out there

Its like a Universally acceptable Stockholm syndrome for those who cohabitate

 

Remember if you make mistakes

What you got ain’t a disability, its just poor judgement

Like my basketball coach used to say… learn to love yourself

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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