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Swipe away Bumble Bee
VOL – I
“Ladies First”
Bon Voyage
I read somewhere
recently, “no hookups where you vlookup”
I like that! simple instructions, but then
where do you find your match to mate
Since Ages & a
long time ago… A Galaxy far far away, should be from the post Anarchy Era
Girls play hard to get
doesn’t let the guys stop
the chase,
well as you know Guys
are perseverant little Basturds
On the flip side Guys
are Liars, cheaters,
lying to everyone & even themselves
but then what you pretty gals do…
you pick yourself up
& find yourself another to fill that
Void.
When you can’t tell if
the storyline is real or fiction
“What is the worst that can happen” - you
fall in Love!
You always feel that
you might find your “Gal Gadot”
As the world changes
we change, get on top of it!
we started with
shaadi.com types & the likes… but then Dating Apps happened in 2012. Well
they got some competition around 2014, post that there was no looking back for
this Monster
These Dating Apps put together have like
billions in population, can be counted as a Continent, Massively Multiplying! its
not even funny
Its Dating for dummies – pie called the
“global singles market” is projected to grow from 804 million in 2020 to 981
Million by 2025 & while it is true that not all singles prefer online
dating apps (Fake news), Un-Real
its also true that that trend is changing
big time
Susceptible to wild swings & most
people believe that this will likely continue for the foreseeable future
Dating Scene today –
everyone is Window Shopping
In theory, Test 1st & lesson afterwards. Everyone is swiping
away
New on the App, no sweat "just act like a tourist"
People ask “Whats the
point?”
Using Dating Apps is like getting
behind the wheels for a Long Road Trip
You prep up, make a few Pit stops to re-fuel, you get exhausted, after a bad driving experience you feel why the hell did I make this plan in the first place
Who has the energy & time to dress up,
go out to a place where you might meet people or make a plan to catch up with
the social circle miles away, what you kids call it party… then hope to find
someone, shell loads of money too etc... Now its as comfortable as lying on
your bed in your PJs to swipe away!
Simply brilliant to find your date, no
hesitations, or awkward moments, or falling short of words, no apprehension to
get rejected. I simply love it.
& the Fun fuckin fact is that you get
complete privacy not a grape wine to assassinate your Coolness if you go to
those so called parties!
Talk about Lazy,
impressing a girl at a nightclub to get her number has now gone Virtual &
how
The beauty of the
place where nobody judges you no matter what...
It doesn’t matter how
things are if you meet new people coz, you have
No Commitments
This is the best thing that can happen to
us
& is the best invention by far in our
times…
it solved “finding your smile”
While we move more
into the digital space, everything is online which makes it more relevant than
ever before however the irony is that due to the pandemic you have to stay away
from people. Tricky shit
Like who needs a Pen
Pal?!
Just like the name its
social & about the community
I always liked the app
where the Lady makes the 1st move
We are
talking about none other than, when you feel like a Bumble Bee
With hope in the belly & twinkle in the
eye we move forward to conquer the world of LAZY DATING, funny thing with the
world today which is also a bliss in disguise because we have apps to solve all
our freaking problems, “even dating”!
I am writing this while I do some research
on them too... the App has this feature where the Lady goes first to say “hey” to
make the 1st move or else you un-match. Due to these wonderful apps
we can “like” our match simpler & faster which is most important nowadays.
First you aren’t
ready, then you don’t like any, then you don’t get any… those who got
supposedly lucky are unhappy/confused thinking maybe there is something better
out there
Its like a Universally
acceptable Stockholm syndrome for those who cohabitate
Remember if you make mistakes
What you got ain’t a disability, its just
poor judgement
Like my basketball coach used to say… learn
to love yourself
--- Arjun the Storyteller
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