So I double dip

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So I double dip

“When you don’t give a shit & have achieved the highest order of nirvana”

 

Freedom makes you crazy
Free to be the best version of yourself
Crazy to do beyond normal
Tough yet a journey i don’t have a map for
You will be surprised, Do your absolute worst

Like who gives a fuck how you pronounce cappuccino or Porsche
tell this guy with the Confidence racing a Suzuki small hatchback & thinks he’s cool AF to get lost

While i used to chase it
Now it’s after me, don’t get ahead of yourself. I’m just talking about time if not the flight I catch while I scribble this one…
Airport has become my 3rd place
Like my boss says, the George Clooney from the flick “up in the air”

Last night, I heard “I’m still vertical, Lets change that”
After the 5^th tequila everything is a flash
Protagonist: My Elusive Girl whom i fell in love with last night is missing

Dancing with Champa Chameli while she was so Free
Also me: they met 1st time last night & she never gave her name

Lets get down to it, my reminiscence to put it simply - They live in the zoo while I live in the jungle
He learnt much while taught enough

Just like my muscles & polishing my writing skills, I also Exercise to be better in a relationship, I always learn from the Protagonist

I can write a Dissertation, Avant-garde

They are like political opinions, while they don’t matter still you might get into trouble
Very 80s, Bombs away

 

Kind of friends
Those who you bitch with, shenanigans
Those who you sleep with, duuu… your boyfriend
Those who you party with, those dancing last night
Those who exchange reels with, ya that’s a New thing
I used to never hate anyone
Now I don’t like anyone
I realized that I’m my favourite

A Gen Alpha at an age 30 - just messaging without receiving replies

10:00 babe i miss you
10:01 are you angry
10:02 are you serious
10:05 I’m so done
10:07 breaking up with you
10:10 you know I love you na
10:14 I hate you
10:15 I can’t edit or cancel my previous messages in the latest iOS

This story isn’t about time travel neither is this about Generations

This Story is about the way you think & why you think the way you do

More importantly who planted that seed that makes you decide if something is wrong or the concept of right because you have defined them in your peanut brain

Or maybe just makes me look like an even bigger Ass

 

Once upon a time not so long ago…
She said: you can be anyone’s snack but you’re my main course
Embellished, There was a Poem of a person
The world is a better place with you in it
doesn’t all this sound so beautiful?

Celebrate you like i should
She identifies herself as a Shape maybe a Circle, definitely not a polygon
All she wants is Reassurance
Also me: i like how you move
Narrative is impossible to describe, Now I understand why she called me her Arm candy
It all started when I told her that I have 1 word for you
RUN
She started talking in capital letters: So I double dip

My mess, What can I say I have the Gift of the gab

Double standards be like
Auntie: you have lost weight
Me: you have gained weight
Auntie: thats mean
Also me: you started it
Matlab moti bolna is insensitive, while Zero fucks to shouting Patla
Patla hona is Boring AF while Moti has Bechari card
She started talking in capital letters: So I double dip

 

Now you can understand my predicament.

Life is so easy with all things safe ‎

My Shrink: how’s it going?
Me: never been better
Slim chance of telling if a girl is interested in me
That sounded perfect in the same sentence

Let me Level with you
I have an opportunity while others don’t
I have an opinion while others don’t
I express while others can’t
Make up your melons
Probably soon enough i will know you more than yourself
Thats the stuff right there
Give me my Puruskar

Aaoo Kabhi Haveli pe

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Smiling at Strangers

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Smiling at Strangers

“I beat the hell out of my Monday to make it dance like a Sunday”

 

I am here to make Simple Pleasures look easy, just like If you aren’t able to get over it then You might have to get under it

Ready or not here I come, if you are dumb or dumber then I probably think you can take a nap
Someone called me great today, Well actually I’m only accepting good things
So i just trimmed it while he called me a great loser
Absomotherfuckinlutely Dancing With Myself
I travelled a great distance to tell Tumhari Haar mein kaise Jeet hogi
Losing My favourite game

“Pyar mohabat love aur dhoka aasli hota hai”

She said: why are you so hot?
Also me: I wasn’t in zumba class & definitely didn’t step out in the sun
Aiyo aiyo aiyo, Struggle itna struggle kyo

Define Privilege - pata rahi hai ‎
but yet again you are Lalu

Everyone has their own & lives their own… How to make it easy, you ask? If you have a problem you must either have a big one or maybe a Struggle to go on a hot date with your Crush! Marilyn Monroe is Rolling in her grave

Rolex on your wrist tells you that it’s a great time for you
While it tells everyone else that its your time
But yet again ask this Rolex person the struggle at this time, you will be surprised

Struggle is real for everyone in their own way
Time defines it even better, When you are young broke & stupid, You are down for whatever
You can’t agree more when Mr X isn’t able to go on vacation, which is = to a pay cut for another
The feeling is same

This story is about a man called Dick, in a land far far away not so long ago…
Dick had multiple lovers & a few so called girlfriends, at the same time! No no not in the same room. That would get complicated

He used to say “mein dark chocolate khana toh nahi chordunga agar gulab jamun pasand aaya

Sometimes life gives you a reason to believe there are even more magical things on this incredible journey into the future
Like a drop-dead gorgeous girl in a hot pink dress
I found something beautiful that i wasn’t looking for
what was her name?

Dick: I believe in stopping gazing smelling the roses soaking it all in along the way
My problems are to remember the names of all girls I’m dating
Now that sounds like a real problem. Struggle ho toh aisi ho

 

Dear 1st date, Nobody knew her name
You can have your secrets, that way I can keep mine
Yours Truly
Dick

 

She was the girl I fell in love with long ago

Like a bird, I sing because I’m free

 

We live in a world where people can’t accept anything
I mean not even a compliment
If someone finds beauty worth appreciating then it’s a crime like WTF you did, usually gender bias -she will go: what? You said something nice about me (you can kill me now)
When did compliments become so terrible
the world has forgotten how to accept anything even a compliment
Forget giving
I know it more When you say nothing
she was Boring AF

Its fun to meet new people
They are like fresh friends
Ab toh jo bhi pyar se mila hum usike holiye
Dating is now what you kids call meeting new people

What did the sugar say to spice
You can never be too sweet

Just like i can pick you up for a date
You can pick up the phone & dial me

Dick: I walk in wearing my confidence the only thing i carry off best
Its the longest that stays with me yet the most exciting thing in my life
You may argue how can you do it so often & not get bored
If truth be told how much is too much
There is always room for more

The Crush

she was Crazy about my hands
I met her slowly
The time between us made it richer to learn more of her mind
more of her ways
more of her moves
more about this incredible woman
She is better than me
Smarter than me
All things beautiful

She said: 1st things first
You can have it if you want it
Can you handle it
I know what I don’t want, No sleepovers
Satisfaction guaranteed

Dick: It’s not because you are mine
It’s because you are fine

Women are the most lethal negotiators
You don’t believe me, let me paint a picture for you

Jealousy
Your sister looks beautiful, (he meant hot)
That girl dances well, (he meant a fan of how she moves)
She said in a condescending tone: why are you here, go tell her

Possessive
Let me pick you up (relax he doesn’t lift that much)
Duuu (fuck off nazi)
opening the car door
I know you kids are confused but this is for him to earn brownie points

in the mall - She said in the sweetest way possible: can you carry my LV, its too heavy

Obsessive
I want to do a video call now (where the fuck are you & who are you with???!!!)
that’s all folks

Balle belle

She talks like my lady
She walks like my lady
is this my lady

Dick complimented her girl who asked how do I look

You look fabulous
Like every girl’s mirror
Like every man’s fantasy
Can’t take my eyes off you

Yaba daba dooo

We all are always Looking for a good story
Dick has a Crush

Dick: You are the most interesting thing that happened to me
she is Out of my league
The Crush loves to watch the sun go down
in the mean while Dick does his Swayamwar Dance
I know in my afterlife I’ll go to hell because I’m living in heaven

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8 days a week

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8 days a week

“Don’t just say what people want to hear”

I recently discovered that speaking your mind can save you a lot of time & in the fortune get you what you want.

 

Everything seems better when you accept the reality

At a Pop-up party… Me & Who were making them J
she was Out of your League haha
Flirting 1 O 1

This is how the story goes…

She was Ticking all the boxes
2x younger
10x beautiful

Ab toh loot liya duniya walo ne
Warna pyar hojaiga

Who: I’m Acquired taste
Me: I don’t like parties
I’m the party
All i ask for is don’t bore me to death

Its too crowded here in my town
I better find space in your heart to shift in

Who: what are you doing

Me: Window shopping

Look deep into your big brown eyes
Your lips move to sound like a song
Words like a poem
You make me dream
You are magical

Later I asked: Do you feel in control?
Who said: do you flirt with everyone like this?

You are Too Smooth, how can you be single

like Michael Jackson used to say Smooth criminal
Me: Maybe everyone has bad taste

while you answer with a question

Me: Must tell you the concept of WitchAri club
Who: Humour me

Butterflies & witches fly away
Sneak peek
While we have Bitch-ari too


Men
20s: I just want you hot mama

30s: listen to me please, I’m sorry come back to me

40s: short term relationship open to whatever, zero fucks

Women
20s : short term open to whatever, I’m a bad texter who doesn’t know what she wants & lies
Did we kiss i forgot
speaking her mind “Handsome devil”

30s : I want my Alpha Male
He has to provide
Equality for women
she said they are all Bitches

40s : time to settle down, you are the winner if you can get married again
She tells the truth & can compliment again to a dude “You are hot”


People today don’t speak their mind
they Can’t handle the truth
Can’t say it
Can’t hear it
People are too sensitive
People consume versions of the truth
You can’t say fat
Sex talk is forbidden

We run away from the truth
We can’t face the reality

Anyhooo I’m So Single AF
So I go on a 8 days a week Adventure
Its not easy because i make it look easy

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3 Second Rule

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3 Second Rule

“Wounds will only be healed when you’re true to yourself”

 

I travelled time…
Our eyes met, it was those 3 Seconds that said it all

The most beautiful thing I’d ever come across
This can stay rent free in my head

I woke up in love
I’m usually right
Just that people see me on the left

No wrong way to do it
We don’t get to choose that shit
Life is a collection of moments
Dreams & memories come together
it was like Paradise

He said: Are you ready
She said: No
He: You make a guy work for an answer
Are you always a breeze of fresh air or today is special
She: I almost like you
He: You can always meet me or miss me

& that’s how the conversation goes…

 

Its like he was a hunter
You eat what you kill
Let me guess; you don’t eat non-veg on days

If you looking for trouble, it’ll always find you
To say the least
I bought that on myself
Built it from the ground up

Back in the day it was all about survival
You had it coming
Freedom will ruin her if it hasn’t already
while Beauty is meant to be admired

Your life flashing before your eyes
This could be the best day or the worst day of your life
Everyone don’t need it until they do
You should’ve planned harder.

 

Simping

You felt like a priority momentarily
As much as a mask was relevant yesterday
Blurred lines
Slipping through the cracks

Shawty
I will prefer to break my heart again only by someone as lovely as you

I wanna check you v close
Feel your touch
Your breath on mine…
Exquisitely stupid
Sure looks strange to me

She will miss you when you’re gone


wet wet wet

I just hear the words
I don’t feel the love
Fighting things we never win
What its all about

Simply The coolest thing in a person is when they Can laugh about their own life

I’ve never slept so well till i found the truth in peace

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