Chapter IV Season VI “Last Episode to go”

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Chapter IV

Season VI
“Last Episode to go”

She gave a v strong maybe
He took it as v strong yes
Strangely enough the title has meaning
I don’t like to make a big scene
If you look long enough, You can’t help but notice
Mr Compromise: My name ain’t Santa but she’s sitting in my lap
At this point he was… lucky or she was drunk, Means One of those two things
I saw erections

 

This Story ain’t about how she Lost her cherry, nor is this about Halloween

This Allegory is about Mr Compromise’s 4^th relationship

I remember on a lazy Sunday was Getting some of The Grand Tour in me… duuu the show
While I Drop these lyrics, 6^th year into my writing

Find a sense of humour
It’s here somewhere…

Not Shakespeare… I’ll see what i can do

The Bedrock of any relationship is to find ways to make it work & Loyalty pops out. So he surrenders!
I found that almost poetic

We are part of a Posse, No question about it
The Narrative goes something like Accidental Ishq, No way around that
Lets put it this way, She’s a one way ticket
After Failure of epic proportions… Well i figured as much
When i play it back, Did what he does best
Made it what she wanted it to be
She called him the wordsmith, You take the cake!
& as things couldn’t get any worse she said: I Love you (it will hit me in many small ways)
To make matters even worse… she was incredibly sexy
There is however good news, I would be lying if I say I Love Love stories


She said: you’re my perfect storm
Mr Compromise: You have great taste!

After you successfully fail in a real relationship you automatically become a consultant

I’d like to think I’m good at giving stupid free advice - so, make a left & Step in my office
You don’t look at the bill on the first date like it’s an insurance policy
I was writing way before i was paid to… so thats $1000 bucks for this tip

Against the rules
Ghosts of Future are back
My heart was in my throat… Gulp
So I write because I froze & couldn’t speak
If you wanna walk fas,t walk alone
Its not that i won’t
Its that i can’t

Reminiscing a Date fail halfway through
Me: For a moment, there was peace & quiet
at such moments you wish you were dead
Reviews: Your gonna love her

Double dare you
No trial no jury just execution

Her last words were: Fuck you
Me: Does that mean a No
Another way to say “Celibacy”

Mr Compromise: Weekend plans?
Me: I’m dating my fridge

Mr Compromise: I’m so angry all the time?
Me: get laid bitch
Au Revoir

Lets leave & find a better party
I’ll be back in 2 shakes

I’m in that stage of my life where I need to know who I’m getting in bed with
So, introductions please

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Ex & The Next

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Ex & The Next

“New Rich is Time to Love”

Be alone than be a lover & feel lonely

My Next is Living in my head rent free
Hi (Human intelligence)

My brain works overtime

Aur mujhe tumse woh ho raha hai jo tumko mujhse hogaya hai
Kehne se dar lagta hai jo dil mein hai zaba pe aa jai
woh dil phir tuuut na jai
Zalim tu karib aa kar dur chali jati hai

Memory is a good thing if you wanna remember the past
What i was trying to say
People don’t wanna admit but study shows that they never change over life
Best self over your real self
Maybe i haven’t been the Best version of myself

This Story is Need to know basis

I wanna fall
But in love again, Odds are slim

Question: Are you wanted
Answer: Nobody wants me
Then she said: I’m looking for something else

I suck at Romance
Now that we’ve established that…
Reality & love don’t meet
I know You will say that as if life is a circle but it’s a line

Know the value of things not the price
2 wrongs don’t make a right
Did i miss something, I guess all of us did
My words are lethal
You can twist the Tale, Not the Truth
Its like you push the ball up the mountain to roll back down

I need a doppelgänger
She said: is that a Man or a serious breakfast
The Ex was Fishing for compliments

Peesh kijyega…
Meri bhi gaalti maaf karni hogi jab tak mohabat na hojae

 

Together the 3 of them hold a secret
Stupid thing called love

Its like Either you’re pregnant or you’re not
Unbelievably thrilling
I never used to feel the nights more than i used to
unusual & unfortunately without you now
Feels like I can’t get anything done

Relationship be like
“After sales service “
Blurred lines… when you love someone
I found gold
I tripped over & found it
One thing led to another & it just happened

Mohabat
Do you do this often?
I’m easy to fall in love with
Scratch that

You like it old
My tombstone Most definitely will read
Jo bhi pyar se mila hum usike holiye
You see what i just did right there
Catching my breath
Its like you always want Medium spicy

She said: Hai Pathar dil
Loot le
Ya Barbad karde

Meri Janeman is the Absolute Best
it begs the question
who is she, Named after a heartbreaker
He is Such a Player: Tumhara Shehzada
Cut to the chase
Arguably The Hottest
Pure Class
She said: if you upgraded to a German Car you can’t go back

Fast forward to present
No end & no beginning
Demand a sacrifice
Plunge deep to seek
The Journey never starts nor will ever stop

Dilruba
Aap humesha mujhko yaad karsakti ho
Aur jab karo toh mulakaat hojaae
Bhul matjana
Khuli tijori koi bhi loot leta hai

This isn’t the Time or place

Kya mijaaz hai aapke
Lets put it this way…
I was rejected for being too much to handle
its what you kids call “Feast & Famine”

You know Tough love
If you treat it right, it does you right
But lately I started feeling… Spring to Summer
I’m talking at your picture & its talking back at me
What you lived
What you want today
What you need tomorrow
Your Ex or your Next

I want to treat you the same way i want you to make me feel
What you waiting for Christmas

Pop Quiz
I miss you terribly more by each growing hour
Always thinking about us
Not just your touch
Not just your affection
Not just our attraction
More than words & less than we cohabit
Seductively come together & passionately stay forever

I asked: What is my worth to you

Passion to action
You are the one that I want
The one that i have
Still i always wait
Pyar ke dushman anek Distance is a Foe
Time is a friend when I’m with you

You will be mine
& i yours
Give me something to be your everything

Then she came along & said: Spectacular
Kya bayaan karu
Do i have a choice
& it all started when i said: Kickbox the hell out of me when you meet me very alone

I’m in that stage of my life where I need to know who I’m getting in bed with
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Travel Cocktail "1000 beautiful miles on foot"

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Travel Cocktail

1000 beautiful miles on foot

“Lost to be Found”

 

I was wondering how the folks in medieval times walked without a decent pair of sneakers
Once you see it, you can’t unsee it
Good things start with T

Hit Repeat, It’s all about the journey not just a destination

I got what you kids call Crazy happy disease
What on earth is The Medicine
May i have another? Best dWuggg
Before i answer that question a minor detour
As it turns out I never saw Italy & Italy never saw me
Woke up to 13 degrees in Vienna was it or Prague when I thought of writing this piece
1 word for my Europe Trip if not Epic, then its Perfect
Painting a poem, Fairytale Towns
Gargantuan Choicest Flavors
Culinary Art & Explosive Architecture
Hopelessly Baroque
Awestruck
I fell in love again & again

I promise to tell the truth
Only but the truth
Nothing but the truth
I know what i want & know even more clearly what i don’t need
I hate people period, any origin just terribly more…
Only because I had plans otherwise Zero Fucks
I accept that i need new social skills
I see crowds of people, Thanks I hate it
Solo traveling on foot is not for beginners

Lets dive right into it
Solo backpacking at its best across Time Traveling Europe which can’t get better
While I surrendered myself to Italy worked myself up 
The sheer pleasure to enjoy the experience of a gourmet meal accompanied with a brew on wheels
I can’t explain how clean neat & green AF this place looks! Words are not enough
The best i can describe it…
The most beautiful thing you can witness
Experience you can’t miss for the world
I saw heaven, lived it, consumed it, felt it
Breathtaking
My heart skipped a beat

Exceptional Ride along the Alps, almost like the mountains were singing & the trees were dancing to a symphony of the river’s flow
The clouds & i move to the music passing Neo-Gothic villages & exotically gorgeous landscapes
Almost like a panoramic masterpiece painting
Screaming don’t go
It was a Party of a lifetime
After this you can rest in peace

Me: Dancing my way through, Went deep into the Eastern European Energy
Effortlessly between present & past
Catacombs scene
Medieval, Neo-Gothic, Renaissance & Ancient

Oh yeah, By European standards you must pay to piss

After you’ve seen life & lived enough
You just need privacy, Not the worst idea i heard this summer

Oversubscribed
Overrated
Over excited
Over-motherfuckin-everything
Nothing & everything at the same time

Besides making the usual mistakes
You know in travel mode i was so confused that I used to wear my sneakers before my pants

Some days I used to Wake the morning
Few i slept the next
Darker than the future
Brighter than the 11 PM Scandinavian sunset
Let me fuckin live it
As confused as the weather in Rome
Just Chill out dude

Vienna was “Time itself” Slice of living history… The Old & the New is Smoothly blended as 1
The Best Coffee Cult, My friend Unesco ranks it on intangible Cultural Heritage list & says it’s where Time & space are consumed while only coffee is found on the bill
Not by demand but by respect

Dear 1 World
Why did you make so many languages
Wouldn’t it be easy for me
Yours Truly
Solitary wanderer

They call me Pro-motherfuckin-Soloist
All i needed to worry about is not getting lost or run out of money haha
As I always say, This stuff is idiot proof
Traveling for dummies
I Navigated the world without data or a phone connection

Where’s my Medal?

The more I travelled North, the more I looked up to Girls
If you know what i mean

One night in Budapest, watching me Dance
She said: the ghost of Disco is in you
Nightlife = Overcrowded
My worst nightmare is ocean of people, All night long
I need a private island! The End

WTF you like about crowds, stinky people stepping on you, bad service, you must do manoeuvres to grab a drink seriously its like you got a medal not a drink
I’m so suffocated talking about
Somebody stop me

If you made it so far then it’s clear that I’m an acquired genre

Travelled the world some things never change, V hush hush
V long lines while meeting people if not passing by
Saw a beautiful wedding at the Amalfi hilltop of Ravello, May their lovely lives rest in peace (no pun intended) to walking Florence & beyond, Michaelangelo’s best side
& Slowing things down with a cold brew if not a Frozen G

I literally asked a few folks, WTF are you doing in stupid lines for hours to enter a museum
Tumse na hopaiga
As they say, I made mistakes but never bought Crocs

When I was not hopin places villages towns ruins ancient monuments, I was found either eating or drinking
Lost in Europe, do i need a map? Nah
The land of Self Bars
Labyrinth scene, Exploring the sinking town of Venice
while taking Wild pictures, Capturing the journey- a photo never lies
Activities to Time Travel Lost in the charming maze
Artist & musician at Piazzas & campo corners, Opera singers along Gondolas
Even The Postman gets lost in Venice
Cichates or is it Cicchetti aperitivi, paninis, pizzas, spaghetti cheese & everything else
Absomotherfuckin loved Pizzerias to Prosecco at wine bars
Salud Bella
Hauntingly beautiful

I see myself slowly dying in Europe
Sadly this Party’s over
Gladly I touch a few smiles

I’m gonna tell you much next month
Till then have a Doppio

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Italian is the New Punjabi

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Italian is the New Punjabi

“Solo backpacking is the best medicine”

 

Ciao

The pope came to pick me in a Porsche!

Nobody: How was Europe
Me: I have 1 word for ya “Expensive”

I can write a book to paint a picture soon
But lets just get on with an anecdote maybe a fable for dummies, Well I have something which is idiot proof, Tips for morons
who knows it could be how to Meet the love of your life
Solitary wanderer, not a Nomad, an Explorer, Maybe a Globetrotter
Remember - Famous doesn’t mean the best
This is true for all Places, People & Food

On my way I realised the most stupid thing ever on an aircraft are the curtains to hide the first class
While what i missed the most isn’t my bed nor my comfort food neither the lovely weather “no pun intended”
It’s the Bum gun, you know what I’m talking about
call me Hedonistic

Its a theory but what do I know
Simply TimeTravel back 600 years
This isn’t about how to go on a Honeymoon, while it’s not for beginners haha! Trust me Experience counts
Neither is this about an Uncle Auntie Vacay
This Crazy story is about how to Explore the planet & find your own Peace
I’m a different animal

Let me introduce you with a few terms that are defined to help you good folks understand

 

Free - /;
You must pay more to get it

Yuck - /;
When you have Italian in an Indian restaurant

Sing it like a song

From Pub crawling The Ruin Bars in Budapest to the famous Hammam Thermal baths
Or exploring Places, Basilicas, Neo-Gothic towns, ancient ruins, Churches, wine taverns & everything good Breaking it down to Piazza, Piano, bell tower, Duomo, Fresco art architecture - Story painted on each wall & ceiling
& yum food

 

Hey you, Front & centre
Stay right there don’t move
“Hold my beer”
it was Yaba-daba-dooo time
I was Possessed, everything here is from time itself
I’m busy carrying my bag, Let me try the Wine now…
Just Struggling on vacation

It started with Rome, which was magnificent, A slice of Italy

As Bella would say “See Italy & slowly Die peacefully”
When in Rome Do as the Romans haha sounds funny
I was like a kid in Chaotic-fuckin-candyland, Breathtaking views
Michelangelo was charging €10 for siting & €100 for a shower of blessings near a fountain only then you get anything
I loved getting lost in the labyrinth charm of the ancient passages of Roma
Loving & living the Roma local
Mentally I’m here, Italians are as so much like Punjabis in more than many ways you can imagine
Loud
Cool or they think they are
While out & down Punjabis are tacky however think they are the coolest, ya right Absomotherfuckinlutely not
& of course both are big show offs
Love eating “Makhani Pizza”,

If an Indian spots another its like they were lifetime separated to have met again… a fuckin fairytale come alive

Exceptionally seen people standing in lines for oversubscribed venues- from museums to joints
For me they are overrated
Spare me while you kids who waste life ticking em off
“Cities are museums” you can walk every narrow lane & passages to explore the crafted beauty

Everyday i used to walk an average of 15 Kms
Far out dude
Doing nothing, just Living Europe in 100% Effortless mode
When Pizza was born…
Dancing with the Gelatos
Nothing short of incredible

You spend your life to earn money & then spend your money to gain experiences

Too many people AF, Robbed me of my solitude
My battery is always low on social skills
Safe to say i have none whatsoever
for what’s it worth i give zero fucks

Pompei was the coolest thing i saw
The ancient town is beyond words
I have fallen short of words to even paint a picture for you folks

Pilgrim Road to Siena the town of rivalries
Over centuries, Competition is what they live for… I mean it was game of thrones shit
Merchants & Bankers is what Italy is famous for

Grandpa Denero has invited me again
Hit me up for a road trip on my Ferrari from Tuscany to Amalfi

I met Someone, Someone who loved taking my pix
I would like to thank my Tripod who is my new best friend, Took like a million pix
Views Like a painting
It doesn’t disappoint, no drama & gives you exactly what you want no matter how many times you ask
Go to my socials- insta handle arjun_the_storyteller to checkout my cool stupid yet fun travel journey captured

I left to forget about it all…
The recipe is Just like the right amount of crazy, know where you going, where you lay your head
Met lot of people from across the world & different walks of life
Touching a few smiles & moving to the next

If i stay here a few more hours
I could live a few more years
I wish to come back for more

I’m not sure why people missed me
I think they were just J
I hate to break it to you… but that was my Mission which is accomplished

Don’t fix it just get on with it
Zero Fucks to phone connection, i only need my phone as a camera
 lost & loved it

Finding the unknown


Dear Vacation
You can come again anytime, you are always welcome
Yours Truly

To sum up
I’ve covered most can even cover in a lifetime

3 strange facts & completely useless things for wannabes to add to your next

Go on Foot everywhere
#1 you explore more by going off the road & get pleasantly surprised by covering it all
As you say, stop & smell the roses

#2 helps save lot of bucks

#3 you stay in shape, good exercise to make you look effortlessly hot like french fries, No not you
Which reminds me
I’ve been reminded that everyone is Dumb AF
On the trip a girl asked if French Fries are American?
Like the name itself gives out the country for crying out loud
The new generation has no hope

Jokes apart you have to be physically mentally & lets never forget financially prepared to let go

Its best like a free fall
If you see my itinerary you might get dizzy if not collapse by just looking at it

taking my Italian Tan move to the next

Grazie
As buggsy said “that’s all folks“

 

 

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So I double dip

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So I double dip

“When you don’t give a shit & have achieved the highest order of nirvana”

 

Freedom makes you crazy
Free to be the best version of yourself
Crazy to do beyond normal
Tough yet a journey i don’t have a map for
You will be surprised, Do your absolute worst

Like who gives a fuck how you pronounce cappuccino or Porsche
tell this guy with the Confidence racing a Suzuki small hatchback & thinks he’s cool AF to get lost

While i used to chase it
Now it’s after me, don’t get ahead of yourself. I’m just talking about time if not the flight I catch while I scribble this one…
Airport has become my 3rd place
Like my boss says, the George Clooney from the flick “up in the air”

Last night, I heard “I’m still vertical, Lets change that”
After the 5^th tequila everything is a flash
Protagonist: My Elusive Girl whom i fell in love with last night is missing

Dancing with Champa Chameli while she was so Free
Also me: they met 1st time last night & she never gave her name

Lets get down to it, my reminiscence to put it simply - They live in the zoo while I live in the jungle
He learnt much while taught enough

Just like my muscles & polishing my writing skills, I also Exercise to be better in a relationship, I always learn from the Protagonist

I can write a Dissertation, Avant-garde

They are like political opinions, while they don’t matter still you might get into trouble
Very 80s, Bombs away

 

Kind of friends
Those who you bitch with, shenanigans
Those who you sleep with, duuu… your boyfriend
Those who you party with, those dancing last night
Those who exchange reels with, ya that’s a New thing
I used to never hate anyone
Now I don’t like anyone
I realized that I’m my favourite

A Gen Alpha at an age 30 - just messaging without receiving replies

10:00 babe i miss you
10:01 are you angry
10:02 are you serious
10:05 I’m so done
10:07 breaking up with you
10:10 you know I love you na
10:14 I hate you
10:15 I can’t edit or cancel my previous messages in the latest iOS

This story isn’t about time travel neither is this about Generations

This Story is about the way you think & why you think the way you do

More importantly who planted that seed that makes you decide if something is wrong or the concept of right because you have defined them in your peanut brain

Or maybe just makes me look like an even bigger Ass

 

Once upon a time not so long ago…
She said: you can be anyone’s snack but you’re my main course
Embellished, There was a Poem of a person
The world is a better place with you in it
doesn’t all this sound so beautiful?

Celebrate you like i should
She identifies herself as a Shape maybe a Circle, definitely not a polygon
All she wants is Reassurance
Also me: i like how you move
Narrative is impossible to describe, Now I understand why she called me her Arm candy
It all started when I told her that I have 1 word for you
RUN
She started talking in capital letters: So I double dip

My mess, What can I say I have the Gift of the gab

Double standards be like
Auntie: you have lost weight
Me: you have gained weight
Auntie: thats mean
Also me: you started it
Matlab moti bolna is insensitive, while Zero fucks to shouting Patla
Patla hona is Boring AF while Moti has Bechari card
She started talking in capital letters: So I double dip

 

Now you can understand my predicament.

Life is so easy with all things safe ‎

My Shrink: how’s it going?
Me: never been better
Slim chance of telling if a girl is interested in me
That sounded perfect in the same sentence

Let me Level with you
I have an opportunity while others don’t
I have an opinion while others don’t
I express while others can’t
Make up your melons
Probably soon enough i will know you more than yourself
Thats the stuff right there
Give me my Puruskar

Aaoo Kabhi Haveli pe

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