Smiling at Strangers

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Smiling at Strangers

“I beat the hell out of my Monday to make it dance like a Sunday”

 

I am here to make Simple Pleasures look easy, just like If you aren’t able to get over it then You might have to get under it

Ready or not here I come, if you are dumb or dumber then I probably think you can take a nap
Someone called me great today, Well actually I’m only accepting good things
So i just trimmed it while he called me a great loser
Absomotherfuckinlutely Dancing With Myself
I travelled a great distance to tell Tumhari Haar mein kaise Jeet hogi
Losing My favourite game

“Pyar mohabat love aur dhoka aasli hota hai”

She said: why are you so hot?
Also me: I wasn’t in zumba class & definitely didn’t step out in the sun
Aiyo aiyo aiyo, Struggle itna struggle kyo

Define Privilege - pata rahi hai ‎
but yet again you are Lalu

Everyone has their own & lives their own… How to make it easy, you ask? If you have a problem you must either have a big one or maybe a Struggle to go on a hot date with your Crush! Marilyn Monroe is Rolling in her grave

Rolex on your wrist tells you that it’s a great time for you
While it tells everyone else that its your time
But yet again ask this Rolex person the struggle at this time, you will be surprised

Struggle is real for everyone in their own way
Time defines it even better, When you are young broke & stupid, You are down for whatever
You can’t agree more when Mr X isn’t able to go on vacation, which is = to a pay cut for another
The feeling is same

This story is about a man called Dick, in a land far far away not so long ago…
Dick had multiple lovers & a few so called girlfriends, at the same time! No no not in the same room. That would get complicated

He used to say “mein dark chocolate khana toh nahi chordunga agar gulab jamun pasand aaya

Sometimes life gives you a reason to believe there are even more magical things on this incredible journey into the future
Like a drop-dead gorgeous girl in a hot pink dress
I found something beautiful that i wasn’t looking for
what was her name?

Dick: I believe in stopping gazing smelling the roses soaking it all in along the way
My problems are to remember the names of all girls I’m dating
Now that sounds like a real problem. Struggle ho toh aisi ho

 

Dear 1st date, Nobody knew her name
You can have your secrets, that way I can keep mine
Yours Truly
Dick

 

She was the girl I fell in love with long ago

Like a bird, I sing because I’m free

 

We live in a world where people can’t accept anything
I mean not even a compliment
If someone finds beauty worth appreciating then it’s a crime like WTF you did, usually gender bias -she will go: what? You said something nice about me (you can kill me now)
When did compliments become so terrible
the world has forgotten how to accept anything even a compliment
Forget giving
I know it more When you say nothing
she was Boring AF

Its fun to meet new people
They are like fresh friends
Ab toh jo bhi pyar se mila hum usike holiye
Dating is now what you kids call meeting new people

What did the sugar say to spice
You can never be too sweet

Just like i can pick you up for a date
You can pick up the phone & dial me

Dick: I walk in wearing my confidence the only thing i carry off best
Its the longest that stays with me yet the most exciting thing in my life
You may argue how can you do it so often & not get bored
If truth be told how much is too much
There is always room for more

The Crush

she was Crazy about my hands
I met her slowly
The time between us made it richer to learn more of her mind
more of her ways
more of her moves
more about this incredible woman
She is better than me
Smarter than me
All things beautiful

She said: 1st things first
You can have it if you want it
Can you handle it
I know what I don’t want, No sleepovers
Satisfaction guaranteed

Dick: It’s not because you are mine
It’s because you are fine

Women are the most lethal negotiators
You don’t believe me, let me paint a picture for you

Jealousy
Your sister looks beautiful, (he meant hot)
That girl dances well, (he meant a fan of how she moves)
She said in a condescending tone: why are you here, go tell her

Possessive
Let me pick you up (relax he doesn’t lift that much)
Duuu (fuck off nazi)
opening the car door
I know you kids are confused but this is for him to earn brownie points

in the mall - She said in the sweetest way possible: can you carry my LV, its too heavy

Obsessive
I want to do a video call now (where the fuck are you & who are you with???!!!)
that’s all folks

Balle belle

She talks like my lady
She walks like my lady
is this my lady

Dick complimented her girl who asked how do I look

You look fabulous
Like every girl’s mirror
Like every man’s fantasy
Can’t take my eyes off you

Yaba daba dooo

We all are always Looking for a good story
Dick has a Crush

Dick: You are the most interesting thing that happened to me
she is Out of my league
The Crush loves to watch the sun go down
in the mean while Dick does his Swayamwar Dance
I know in my afterlife I’ll go to hell because I’m living in heaven

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8 days a week

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8 days a week

“Don’t just say what people want to hear”

I recently discovered that speaking your mind can save you a lot of time & in the fortune get you what you want.

 

Everything seems better when you accept the reality

At a Pop-up party… Me & Who were making them J
she was Out of your League haha
Flirting 1 O 1

This is how the story goes…

She was Ticking all the boxes
2x younger
10x beautiful

Ab toh loot liya duniya walo ne
Warna pyar hojaiga

Who: I’m Acquired taste
Me: I don’t like parties
I’m the party
All i ask for is don’t bore me to death

Its too crowded here in my town
I better find space in your heart to shift in

Who: what are you doing

Me: Window shopping

Look deep into your big brown eyes
Your lips move to sound like a song
Words like a poem
You make me dream
You are magical

Later I asked: Do you feel in control?
Who said: do you flirt with everyone like this?

You are Too Smooth, how can you be single

like Michael Jackson used to say Smooth criminal
Me: Maybe everyone has bad taste

while you answer with a question

Me: Must tell you the concept of WitchAri club
Who: Humour me

Butterflies & witches fly away
Sneak peek
While we have Bitch-ari too


Men
20s: I just want you hot mama

30s: listen to me please, I’m sorry come back to me

40s: short term relationship open to whatever, zero fucks

Women
20s : short term open to whatever, I’m a bad texter who doesn’t know what she wants & lies
Did we kiss i forgot
speaking her mind “Handsome devil”

30s : I want my Alpha Male
He has to provide
Equality for women
she said they are all Bitches

40s : time to settle down, you are the winner if you can get married again
She tells the truth & can compliment again to a dude “You are hot”


People today don’t speak their mind
they Can’t handle the truth
Can’t say it
Can’t hear it
People are too sensitive
People consume versions of the truth
You can’t say fat
Sex talk is forbidden

We run away from the truth
We can’t face the reality

Anyhooo I’m So Single AF
So I go on a 8 days a week Adventure
Its not easy because i make it look easy

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3 Second Rule

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3 Second Rule

“Wounds will only be healed when you’re true to yourself”

 

I travelled time…
Our eyes met, it was those 3 Seconds that said it all

The most beautiful thing I’d ever come across
This can stay rent free in my head

I woke up in love
I’m usually right
Just that people see me on the left

No wrong way to do it
We don’t get to choose that shit
Life is a collection of moments
Dreams & memories come together
it was like Paradise

He said: Are you ready
She said: No
He: You make a guy work for an answer
Are you always a breeze of fresh air or today is special
She: I almost like you
He: You can always meet me or miss me

& that’s how the conversation goes…

 

Its like he was a hunter
You eat what you kill
Let me guess; you don’t eat non-veg on days

If you looking for trouble, it’ll always find you
To say the least
I bought that on myself
Built it from the ground up

Back in the day it was all about survival
You had it coming
Freedom will ruin her if it hasn’t already
while Beauty is meant to be admired

Your life flashing before your eyes
This could be the best day or the worst day of your life
Everyone don’t need it until they do
You should’ve planned harder.

 

Simping

You felt like a priority momentarily
As much as a mask was relevant yesterday
Blurred lines
Slipping through the cracks

Shawty
I will prefer to break my heart again only by someone as lovely as you

I wanna check you v close
Feel your touch
Your breath on mine…
Exquisitely stupid
Sure looks strange to me

She will miss you when you’re gone


wet wet wet

I just hear the words
I don’t feel the love
Fighting things we never win
What its all about

Simply The coolest thing in a person is when they Can laugh about their own life

I’ve never slept so well till i found the truth in peace

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Looking for a Reason

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Looking for a Reason

 

If you can’t take a Barista for a boyfriend

Then it’s by design
“you make Daddy a Sandwich”

 

I’m still not over my teens how will I get over her duuu…
Chor ke na ja
Dil tor ke…
Slipping through the cracks

I always think everyone is like a flower
I can’t enjoy the beauty of a rose if I expect it to become a lily
Every flower blossoms most beautifully in its own way & space

If memory serves me right, Legend has it that almost always the Man has to be Chivalrous
I was recently told that girls don’t date guys who are too charming & yes that’s a thing
So the story goes… she walked in with a resting bitch face
Blue Yellow Pink Flags - Mixed signals
Little creativity & you won’t get anyone
Someone said… Can’t remember who, you are single because you want it
Stop cribbing at the kitty party that you don’t get it because you did a good job to chase them away

He is looking for a reason, Fill him up with… doubt

 

“All she wants” is
A man of her dreams
She probably wants Superman but might find a reason to Ghost him too
She wants to look up to me
But She wants equality
A man should be taller
But She wants equality
A man should make the move
But She wants equality
A man should be wiser
So then you make Daddy a Sandwich

Miss those days when people had no difficulty to appreciate or compliment someone

without any hidden agenda

Sooner or later we always find a reason to get disappointed
Unfollow me if you can’t handle the truth or just fuckin laugh about it
I’m a big believer of Hypocrisy exists in the world I live in

Its not all blue skies & butterflies
I might be cynical however that’s what is True

Like Costanza used to say
When i like them, they don’t like me
When they like me, I don’t like them
I say “You’re selfish & you know it”

No possibility of failure
How driven, determined & committed
The rejection is the encouragement

The world is not equal while we wish to believe, esp in everything we want to achieve

Like World Order, The Boss has a Boss & a Super Boss has a Boss

What an odyssey
We know absolutely nothing of it

its like Blurred lines
No Pun intended
People in this era don’t wanna come out of a Black Friday even on a Monday

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Old Fashioned

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Old Fashioned

 

It was written on the wall
“Keep your fries close & your burger closer”

 

It was at this moment I knew… I need a time machine & go back to the 80s
I have new plans to mess things up all over again
Besides the fact that I need to get myself new Social Skills, its also time to break those stereotypes

I am nicest to people when they are passing by without blocking my view
I was scared of pretty girls & starting conversations
Blended in the Buried crowd
Seeking is the goal, Searching is the answer
When i was young, needed a reason to wake up late
Now i need a reason to leave home early
He said: Its only 8am
She said: Its already 8am

Now I go to the Club & find A bunch of people doing terrible dancing, thinking they are doing the Michael Jackson Thriller… I am standing in the middle of the night, pitch black. 

I have a confession to make… Give them a run for their money

Fun fuckin Fact “Now we live in a world of Shoe cleaners which make the sneaker a little too clean even after they are destroyed”
Live fast Die young, that’s another way to look at it
That’s Heavy

 

Just like Love is a Journey not a Destination
He said: I am your Gentleman in the streets & a hell of a night you need at home

She said: I am a cocktail you never tried but always wanted

You look like trouble, so where do I sign up

What you waiting for Christmas

“The right amount of wrong”
Mighty strong words

 

The Truth is White
The Story is Black
The Reality is Grey

What I need is Good Mausam & Motion
Deliverance haha I’ll see what i can do

Next thing he knew, he was on a flight to Dubai
Yet again she is the craziest girl i’ve ever known
She taught me how to love again

As i live & breathe, This is its Party piece

His soul left his body

Watching a pot that never boils

Thats the sound of thinking

You should try it some time

I’d lie & say you’re not on my mind
Keep telling myself I’m over you
Since you gone… I dance alone
At that moment she was all that I wanted
Among other things, What it is that you do that drives me crazy

Its all Rained out, Tasted the tears
If i look dazed… I’ve got cause to be, Sounds about right
Be a crying shame
You didn’t so much as called
Truth be told… Like it or not Pal, I saw some of myself in him

My love language is Old Fashioned

I can always go to the Moon for my girl, the only question is are you the One?
I showed you mine, Now you show me yours

Book me a Rocket, let me go back in time & I’ll do the same all over again

Yippee ki yay, I’d have it no other way!

Did i take you away from something

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Perfect Imperfections

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Perfect Imperfections

 

“Ancient wars are fought for spoils
Modern wars are meant to be won”

 

 

Don’t stop till you see something familiar
Hard to figure from where to begin

Might sound dystopian
Agree to disagree… Life used to be simple, we learnt by making mistakes. Now the world is too extreme, You wanna know how
Talking about mistakes, Maybe that’s exactly what they need
For the love of coffee! Stop milking everything, you order one you get asked about soy/almond freaking a million milk options.

Do me a solid & get me my coffee! Thank The Holy Cow its Black haha
Ques: Are you concerned
Ans: i am concerned when you switch the brand of coffee
Maybe the best trash on the block
When things go south, I go North

Disclaimer: I am definitely gonna drive you nuts
For everything else we have alcohol… Make it an Irish

Its 5 pm somewhere
Ain’t the worst idea I heard today

What gives you ask, with recent Turn of events
You can call me whatever you want but this is sick funny
How to spot a lie
Straight down the middle 50:50
People prefer Dogs over adopting a child
Nowadays people adopt dogs as their kids & also eat non vegetarian to be true animal lovers
They make a belt of the remains
Thats not all, they also run an animal shelter for crying out loud
At that time I thought she was bad advertising
She said: It seemed like a good idea at the time
I’d like to believe that sounds like a whole lot of nothing
Almost doesn’t matter

The lesser i know the better
I don’t remember when i wanted to know more
You can’t tell what you don’t know
Then There’s that

The only answer i got is another question
You want me to answer that
Second hand emotion

What’s really going on you ask
Question i keep asking myself
Life is what you make of it
I know I don’t want to be Lady Gaga, but…

1 good fight left in me

in no order I just want…
scratch that i want all together

a girl who looks attractive in the right lighting
a girl who is crazy about me

a girl who has a sense of humour
probably the same girl

A private island
& a chef

If I have 1 superpower then I can read everyone, even those who don’t know what they want

What you think, what you might think, what you never think & what you definitely can’t think…
I can’t hear you thinking
I wont tell if you don’t

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