Friday, January 7, 2022

Songs & Tales

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Songs & Tales

 

 

FunFacts which are Heavy, It came to my mind while poopin rainbows

Most of your life you were sleeping or you slept away 1/3rd of your life already

That’s bananas as Fuck

 

Winters are all about the courage one gathers for the Power to shower

Grotesque! give me a break

There are 2 type of people in this world, those who can’t wait to get up no matter what, these guys have mad energy

& those who can live to sleep… I mean what a waste

 

The truth doesn’t matter, can you live with that lie or can you handle the truth while the truth will set you free

they say honesty is the best medicine, Sounds incredibly stupid

yours is in Red Underlined

& I want my own Merch

 

Our generation has no Filter, Astronomical Bitches…

RAP with me

As Sick as a Taycan

As mean as a 4x4

They get excited like a Startup

They breakdown like the Crypto Market

As dark as night

As Rad as All star

As easy as Sunday morning

As fine as a Cut

Mine is bigger than yours haha

 

Everyone is an influencer, binge watching a series

Best friend is an iPhone

Pet peeves is waking up & if its not about me then why talk

Greys are cool coz you are lazy

Pyjamas are fashion as you fit right in

They want to fit right in but still stay uncomfortable like leather pants…

Heels are Passe, sneakers are in style which is as good as someone famous

Hate anything that isn’t automated

Technology is God

 

They like things that can be switched off or have a mute button

Span of interest is as low as a Mosquito doing its thing & flying away

Things are as relevant as a Reel

They don’t care if its real till its posted

 

Purpose of biting your & not doing your nails is lame which you don’t want to know

 

Story about probably the craziest Night

The Virile Man: I am sure I can think of something, my whole life is 1 big fat lie

I remember nothing from my college, but my singing skills are still sharp.

Was a real party

You need to get drunk to feel better about everything

You don’t believe me

 

A wise man said “Hangovers are temporary, Stories are forever”

Woke up Right side of the Wrong Bed

There were cushions he never saw

There were People sleeping in his bed he never met

Her breath smelled like marshmallows & minty coffee

Fueling up @ 9 AM, the only thing that makes sense

it was old time rock n roll

somebody stop me

 

20 years later on a New Years Party

HE said: Lets Hang

Excuse me she said: you look like my future Sugar Daddy

People are dumb they don’t know the difference

When you start drinking… its like as soon as you sit in the car, you are in a hurry to go nowhere!

My fuckin Proverb… Over simplified - Gentleman this is a Robbery!

It was the Brewski talking

 

Suddenly he heard Quick Gun Murgan: you do not age, I need the number of your witch

Gunpowder: They bumped & said are you goin in or coming out

who are you? I feel we practically know each other

 

The Virile Man: Party like it’s the last one

You can’t blame em of dancing to your tunes when the music is playing on “are you crazy levels”

Celebrate every moment

She said: catch your breathe

 

People get creative while we keep it simple

 

They start singing

Not sure if its good for anyone

Coffee over tea

Gurgaon over Noida

Progressive over Bolly

dine over homemade,

Party over Sleep

Nocturnal over Early Risers

Cult over taste, Orange is a fruit not a colour

Think its Fly

 

She said, My idea of fun is an UnderGround After Party,

Fire up the Mother Ship… The guy was from the poster

The Virile Man: That blew my mind, I knew for the first time in my life that I belong

Party is one thing, but this is another & in that moment

Adernalin & Endorphins

You alright? Ans: Peaches

 

Never understood until now, in that very moment it hit her hard

Like a head on collision with a train

 

There is 0% Tax to have a good time & Free to search for laughter – anything else Google it

 

Now be cool, till the music dies, like you miss that Ex

Thinking about you

Alone with you

Along with you

Right where I belong

Was made to realize that there is no end

 

The Author duuu Me: Needs more coffee than Air, I wish I know what to do

Unfinished! I tell everyone all the time

 

Now, Make like a tree & leave

Partys over!

 

I love my life, what about you?

I’m gonna come right out & say it… not good at these things

Get a Life!

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Friday, November 26, 2021

The Mummy Logic

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"The Mummy Logic"

 

 

This goes to all the wonderful Mothers out there who spread nothing but Love & Positivity to see their Child Happy! Now lets have some fun while we read about the most beautiful relationship ever

 

A shower thought

Have you slept under the stars? heavy weight partying, sunrise walks…?

On a Scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate it?

Almost Never? piece of advice “now you can’t wait, I say you need to live it up a little”

Or How the kids in my tribe say “I’ll have what he’s having”

 

Mummy keeps you in this place, a zone if you may… which is V comfortable with all the goodies. It has unconditional love, food, no judgement until she defines it! Period & did I mention FOOD

Ya she even lies to say “you are so Handsome” – with Zero chances of you getting a date

I kept learning in my life that the things that set you free are when you let go…

On the contrary a Mother never lets go of her child no matter what – for the best or the worst

So if you ask your Mummy about all this she will say

Mosquitos are gonna bite you so don’t sleep in the open… don’t go out in the dark its not safe etc

She wants to protect you & maybe in that process you might miss out on much, maybe not get exposed to the real world… you usually get tagged as the Mumma’s boy

 

Everyone has their own version of the truth, what is the truth

Short version - Everything is not about you but then it is

Did you ever think why they say why you are what you eat

So it all comes from the Mummy Logic

 

Mummy Logic is pretty damn simple – everything revolves around weddings & cooking for you

You know Food is a Solve for everything! will work on those who only understand food

Well as our Mummy would lay down a road map by saying “the way to a man’s heart is through his tummy”

 

 

You can never win

Puttar: Tring Tring

MummyJi: Yaad aagai Mummy ki, tu phone hi nahi karta

Puttar: I called you Bebe, aapne nahi kiya

MummyJi: I was wondering why you didn’t call since…

 

 

That’s Heavy

Puttar: Frankly just need Coffee, Sex & Netflix

MummyJi: Kuch Khaiga nahi

 

 

Rad

MummyJi: Haddiya Nikal aaihai

Puttar: Bebe, these are called Abs

 

 

Buttering Logic

Puttar: Bebe, no Ghee pls

MummyJi: Apne Papa ko Dekh, he used to have enough which has helped him

Puttar: What to retain a Belly?

MummyJi: 2 Kilo Makhan nikala tha just for you

 

 

No Graveyard shifts

MummyJi: Why do Parties start @ 11 PM?

Puttar: beats me… Das toh Ki Kara

MummyJi: why not start @ 6 PM & sleep by 11 PM

 

 

Was that so hard

Puttar: Bebe, Office ki tension hai…

MummyJi: Shaadi Karle, I know just the right one

Puttar: Dusre ki shaadi Aur Dusre ki Biwi Sabko achi lagti hai

 

 

My weight loss journey be like:

Puttar: Bebe, I got dumped because I am Fat

MummyJi: Aloo Parantha laaoon

Puttar: That’s exactly why

MummyJi: Toh Makhni Dal kaun khaiga ab

 

 

BadAss

Puttar: Bebe, I want a Sports Car…

MummyJi: Teri Alto 800 Super Car hai, The Best

 

 

As Rob has defined it in “The Mom Test” – its all about the real learning when everyone is lying... more to do with a business though however behaviour at its best.

So in the mom test, you go...

hey mom I have a business idea, what do you think?

She goes its great, you are so smart!

However that’s an opinion not real data. But if you ask differently, if rather asking about your idea, if you ask about her life as a customer you might learn alot

Like it is evidence, not fluff

If you go with an agenda or share the purpose of why you are meeting someone, you will have people bias coming in when you discuss. But if you go with the flow by Just talking to them, conversational not with the approach of “a means to an end” you get something else

 

Confusion creates things like Mahabharat. It all started with Mummy Logic > she cared for things which all the guys tried to figure out… &

Bibbity bobbity booo we got an EPIC

A story mix about Games of Thrones + dramatic comedy + love + loads of misunderstanding… this will sound v familiar

You can use Mahabharat & Ramayana in any aspect of life, Dharma & Moksha

While Jealousy & materialistic things mess with you

My Ex Girlfriend fell for me while I narrated the Myth & became the Storyteller

It worked for me but then the party was officially over

She was so Hot that she burnt away… what do you want me to say?! Girls hmmm…

Anyhooo be good to your Mummy

 

I had a dream… like a picture that hasn’t been taken yet & I was part of it

 

Only if you’re famous they like anything you post – I am serious, look at a girl going stupid crazy for a famous guy just posting randomly anything… this is called Gravity

So on that note Make me Famous by sharing my page/link/insta handle with your friends

Then let Gravity do its thing…

Leave a Message after you Read “Beep”

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Friday, October 29, 2021

L.O.V.E Cartel

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L.O.V.E Cartel

 

 

Habibi

40,000 years of human language & still we can’t find the way to describe a relationship if it isn’t marriage… so they say more than a hook up & less than a girlfriend

 

The crazy thing is that in our Universe the Neighbors are more worried about your Marriage than yourself, & these guys share notes, you can run but you can’t hide

I mean the other day an aunty started with some gyan on how getting married is so important… I am sure for you Aunty, maybe you are trying a career in Matching making or become a Wedding Planner

Geez, Spare me! so the world goes round…

 

My Hitched cousin (Alias) Peanut said: I tell her I love her 4 times a day what else does she want?

Once a Flower, now she is North Korea

she used to have the hots for me & when horny… never mind those days are long gone

You are Lucky to be Single again…

 

I said: other relationships truly inspire me to be single

At this very moment - you truly believe that you can fly (I mean if you are single, others settle down!

now let’s not get ahead of ourselves)

 

I was trying to give him hope while nobody is successful in this space & a daily struggle…

Also me: Hmmm

The girl who wore my old Tee & stole my sleep

The girl who made me coffee & that said it all

The girl who gave me hope & broke my heart

The girl who made me smile & gave me strength

The girl who made me weak in my knees & rocked my world

The girl who was sweet as sugar & called me baby

The girl who said wait & never came back

judges?

you gotta put a whole lotta gone to escape that shit

Its not who’s right, its whose 1st (I read it off the box)

 

Peanut: Define right Bruh

Me: Nike is a brand, reebok has cool sports technology & then adidas is hip

Lil shit like that. you Dig?!

Acting like an expert; You came to the right guy, Cross it off the list

 

Let me tell you a Story - these 2 long lost friends were sharing how life is shaping up

Miss Okeydockey: Ding dong, she opens the door

Miss J: Whose there? Without sight…

Miss Okeydockey: women who knock rarely make history

Miss J: I am getting married to my Soul Mate

Miss Okeydockey: you mean Arranged Marriage

Miss J: a rude question… that’s called marriage

 

Miss Okeydockey: 1 size fits all. Something unusual, that said, gonna level with you

 

4 Din ki Chandni wala Soul Mate

Billions of people in the world & you kids think that your soul mate is the guy who Papa found for ya,

So it is like “Listen to what the fuck I say” & get married

Of course you do

Right now after you read - it will be for sure the most beautiful & terrible thing you will ever realize! Mazel Tov Darling

Some have Zero Chemistry, or due to the looks to kill… might find yours just incredibly Sexy till he opens his mouth, but then you have to say “love you back”

 

Miss J: Ouch that hurts! the best part of my life was Fake

 

Miss Okeydockey: AbsoMFuckinLutely, The Prep up for you to be killing it…

 

If Marriage was like buying a Phone:

you compare with your Exes then… Plain & simple You will go for an upgrade

you can’t miss Nokia if you start using an iPhone

Or as I love to call the BOGO (Buy 1 Get 1) Androids are no match for an iPhone

 

On the other hand

 

If Marriage was like buying a Car:

Well looks & luxury is important, but you better check Power & Efficiency under the Hood

I rest my case!

 

Fun Fuckin Fact is that when it is an Arranged Marriage - you don’t check any real features. So, you decide to get married based on the superficial stuff which is on the surface of it all, while your approach isn’t sensible that doesn’t 100% guarantee this deal will make you comfortable or in most cases make you laugh a lot & feel sexy or excited more than often

Hmmm how it shakes out is…

If the predecessor was a freak in bed then how does one overcome an Ex lovers beautiful skills… all skill maam

You Feel me?

Miss J: 10 for 10Damn its like you know me!

 

Miss Okeydockey: I have nothing against the institute of Marriage but be true to yourself!

The Family staged a marriage, complete blueprint to miss the booby trap, You can’t win em all

It was like we took you out for dinner & asked you to marry kind of a thing here… haha,

Shaken not Stirred, a freakin open house

The consultant did much… from wed locks to unlocks

 

Cases when you are not interested rather you still get turned down before you could say something

what if you were asked a question by the fix-up guy: are you a Virgin? Morale compass activated

Or an over share - My first kiss was when I was 5 & the monkey has never stopped since…

 

There are 2 kinda Pains – 1 will alter you & the other just fuckin Hurts

 

Miss J: Most will be Pun, Bhagwan Bharose

Hmmm Matrimony has its limits, So does a work wife

So how is your love life treating you… any one you seeing?

 

Miss Okeydockey: haha you are opening the pandora’s box

Agar mujhko Gulab Jamun pasand hai toh iska matlab yeh nahi ki I will stop eating Dark Chocolate

There comes a time in your life when you learn that booty call means casual sex

No point if there isn’t a happy ending

On the contrary lets look at the the ubiquitous truth of Binge Dating, you simply get Blinded by Dating, you have to go with the flow… The universe has grown & how. Well it is Just like riding the bicycle. You learn to balance & keep moving on. Its quite exhausting & maybe boring with a few guys

outnumbered 8:1, so had em all from Beautiful mistakes to breakups…

I usually start with simple questions are you window shopping?

the lingo is are you Renting or Buying?

I didn’t say anything

 

After listening to the same thing on repeat… Your place or Mine?

Abracadabera Hocus Pocus… drink till the night makes some sense

Shuffle the pack & pick another card

 

Miss Okeydockey: “do what I say, not what I do” Capisce?

 

Miss J: got it

I am full of surprises, Play it Cool, “don’t play it by the rule”

 

Miss Okeydockey: I will take that as a Yes

I don’t watch the sport I play the game

My Ex always used to say… What happens when you fall outta love with your spouse & can’t leave… Ans: you find a mistress

Be yourself, add mortgages, subtract a few mills, that’s how it ends.

In my last relationship - All we did was hate each other & control each other

 

When your partner buys you underwear or brings coffee without asking then you know, more so she understands the heck you are… When you want more of what you have

I lived it all... speaking of which

I’m the only friend you got

you are exceptionally beautiful, so you will find many

 

Merci

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Tuesday, September 28, 2021

My Favourite Mistake

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My Favourite Mistake

 

 

Let me introduce you to the 4 evil cousins to a Step kid called Acceptance

The 5 Stages of Grief – Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression & Acceptance

Always with time, finds its balance… Acceptance is Bliss. Sonner you reach it, will be Good for you!

With some Drama – you are not gonna believe this

Meaner than an OverLanding, you can’t expect the Ferraris of the world to cover the turf

 

“Sometimes it is easy to find out someone else’s secret than finding your own”

 

“My Favourite Mistake” A word that you give a meaning… well is it something you do or you did

It could be anything from having too many Americanos that are never gonna stop, maybe tripping on a recipe that was absurd like double choco peanut butter shake

OR

Going on a blind date & finding the one you are crazy about

 

Life is all good things… your know “Easy like Sunday morning”

Paid my dues, ended my debts... shit like that

When I was younger in my teens… I used to play basketball, workout, roam around miles on foot >>> repeat

back in the day, one fine morning out of the blue my dad took me to an infamous Gym & enrolled me… I can’t remember what he said, but might be something heavy

all came back in a rush, why I do what I do

What you teach your kids stay with them for a lifetime… Like stay fit & Blah blah blah

As my Bitch Ex used to say “nothing special”

 

Chole bhature look tempting, taste great but then how many times will you binge in a week… Mostly competition, Not for ShowBiz

For a healthy lifestyle - you keep getting better by paying for the gym subscription, buying gear, fixing dates to hit the floor, but never an alarm though

a sad song away from… a big belly

Leaving junk food & joining a regime until you do. hmmm for most, Always enjoyed you figuring things out

If history has taught us anything, those 2 things are not true

Does it tell when to scratch your ass

 

 

Things you Love to hear

Appearance - Patli lag rahi hooo

Connect - You rock my world

Happiness – you make me laugh & are v charming

 

That’s supposed to make me feel better

 

Lets take a 180~

 

True but you hate to hear this shit

Have you gained a few

Don’t be so lazy

You are boring

 

I’ll act like everything is sunshine & puppy dogs

 

Legend has it, that you… Deny the truth n believe a lie

After a Hot curvaceous thing walks by…

Only a Fattso will say “I am sexy, but I can’t look like that”

What is that even supposed to mean?!

Ouch that hurts

Repeat after me “Oh no Oh No Oh NoNoNo its good for me”

Healing begins when you say out loud, I stand corrected its funny

 

Loving yourself is… Looking in the mirror & not feeling good but Great about your Body

Loving yourself is not feeding yourself to death…

Loving yourself is like the bank balance you maintain, matlab ki if too much then you park those Top Dollars in high return instruments. What you kids call it Crypto, Real Estate or the Bling Bling

So it is safe to say that you keep a Healthy Bank Balance & The numbers must look good

similar to the numbers on the weighing scale

Body is a Temple, worship it! Do some burpees, crunches or shake em with suicide drills

Sweet Pain” – as my Masseuse would call it

After a nice workout you are out like a light

 

You Ask yourself “What’s in it for me?”

R.U.N for no Reason?

Do you dance for No reason?

Do you care? better why you care?

Some do things to be synced with the trending, but the real question is

Whats your objective while we find it in simple things

 

They say “God is within” that is what it means… We search for God everywhere but within. These are those set of people who need to be happy with themselves because they seek for external solutions for internal Bliss

What I loved about Fargo is that every stupid lil thing is a detail to the big plan

Everything in life is significant & falls right in place

Ohhh Hare Ram Hare Krishna you’re good… then it became all too clear

 

For a Sick n Tired Wannabe you might have money to fix things

But then Are you in Shape or are you A Shape?

If you gonna cry, then just Join the fuckin hug club, whats this mental health crap all the time! Matlab its heights of self-pity, stop seeking so much attention all the time. If you ain’t got a shrink on speed dial then

You need Life hacking with some Miracles & change

I can write a poem for you... & we can make a story together

Anyhooo!!!

 

people who are Lean & Crazy usually find a way to have fun… for those jumping off an airplane & trying to find inner peace! Don’t forget your parachute

Mr half glass full: give me five, sounds like a Monday

What do I know, Mr. I ain’t a Doctor.

I have a 100 bad ideas & 1 good one

 

 

After the Fix-up…

McCheesy: Tring Tring

 

After checking the name

McYummy: Howdy

 

After checking the DP

McCheesy: do I know you

McYummy: Wrong Number

 

He is as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside

That’s my idea of hell

 

 

The Funny Story

 

She was MoniKa with a Fat “K”

MoniKa: I had a FAT Mirror Day, I gave myself a scare she said

Damn you needed it Yesterday

 

Mr Sarcasm: This happens when you offer a person too much attention, maybe they won’t value you as much

No easy way to say this, COW you blew my mind haha

 

MoniKa: Dear Diary, I have a theory

Miss the girl, I used to love that girl

I never cared over my life before, happy to fill the bill

They told me “no hurry, no worry, no curry, & you live a good life”

& then I met you Morons who messed up my education

 

“We see things we wanna see”

Just plain ignorance, I mean blame it on something or someone

You keep telling yourself till you believe it…

as soon as shit goes down in their life, women are waiting to post on their story status… stupid, obvious & so predictable! its like they pre-plan by gathering stuff to share after they have an episode or something

 

MoniKa said, I sacrificed my looks for Paranthas, burgers, & lot of Fries

2 Wrongs make a Right?

 

Mr Sarcasm: No, Gone spectacularly wrong

But working on yourself is a fuckin dream come true

Living the now! The Journey is Unknown, with an inspired Future

“Comeback is always stronger than the setback”

 

MoniKa: Time to come undone, I became someone I never wish to be

 

Mr.Sarcasm: You must burn this place down, burn it just about the right amount

No Prizes for guessing

 

MoniKa: Fat? Its an educated guess

In the moment of weakness made a bad decision & I quote “I ate anything that moved”

Where’s my medal

 

He toasted to women, cards & Whiskey, 3 causes of war

 

Hypocrisy is you watch porn but you criticize about it, That’s a way to put it

Later Losers

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Friday, September 3, 2021

Maggi with a Silver Fork “Grand Touring”

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Maggi with a Silver Fork

“Grand Touring”

 

 

Bon Voyage!

Story of my life, I had gone Up North due to an exigency for inspiration… I told myself attaboy cowboy

Hell bent on a Staycation

I call shot Gun. Hmmm Sharing… Nah! Whats the point of the Ergonomic Right Wing

So you need a wing man & you get yourself ready for the ride.

In the middle of it all… you setup the Playlist - Check & go

Namaste Bitches Hangin on my bagpack we hit the Road

 

Time to Break my Genius

Bunch of Himalayan Mountains, Simply ecstatic!

Let me put it this way… Boombastic Valley scene, Matlab bole toh Fuckin A

where I come from it’s the World’s best ever commute for the wanderlust

The GT has & I Quote “more power than my toothbrush” well it takes me around the world

Some food, loads of coffee, mostly fun, it was witchcraft for us monkeys

Just like hidden gems, things we guys like, all the horses under the hood.

 

After a day of non-stopping sports mode cruzin, Everything else is just background noise

By Europe standards you cross different countries, hmmm maybe Not distance…

every 50 Kms once you move in any direction you will explore a new culture, language & different kind of people, even a brand new God for crying out loud… whats a guy like that doing in a place like this to have a time like crazy

we all show off for 2 mins & gone

Google said 12 hours & then a few later… Elvis is in Town

I’ve never seen anything like it, It’s a limited edition you see, shift the gear to “me time”

 

We set out for Off roading, there were rallies out of nowhere with people we never meet

ricochet & close escapes with things you never saw coming

doing stupid things around anyone cause you just don’t care

as free as a bird, as high as a Bourbon shot

 

its like if my grandma had wheels, she would’ve been a bike

a rare find

 

What happens in Kasol stays in Kasol

Impromptu kicks, I enter a Hostel Holy Mother! & the environment I mean taking the sights in, astonishing, nobody gives a fuck here

Like a boot camp, bunk beds

The way I see it, I don’t know what that is…

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me right back in

 

The upside is in its former Glory

Spoken like a true believer, you sniff your drink

I got all my boys Jack, Johnnie & Jose to get the party started…

“Balle Balle”

 

No Passe tours but getting lost in the wilderness

No wifi but a surreal connect

Lights on the river flowing to psychedelic music

Trippy tree dancing with me while her friends are talking to me

Floating in air to swinging smoke

Passing out to dying bonfires & waking up in a tent

Of course after the bottomless Americanos… beer buzz early in the morning

 

if you can’t understand that then tough tomatoes

 

Marvel at the Mystery & wonder of God’s Creation

When you hear “I can hook you up”

I had to get My Tee Geronimo!

Hike to the DownTown Moon cafe, my go to place

 

Bibbity bobbity booo

Mind was in a different place

Open my eye upon a new sky

vine covered slopes & soaring mountains just like the Eastern European energy

UnReal, I did Star Gazing, walked around Labynith Maze to the Rivers flowing from every freakin corner

Away from distractions, kids making VLOGs

 

Pit stops a many, (left my wallet)

Had a maggi @ a gentleman’s called Sharmaji, nice fella with extraordinary soft-skills…

Best 5 bucks I ever spent, keep em coming

It was like hoppin & rolling in Motown

I am thinking of writing a book, You leave me no choice

 

There were Strangers who were so familiar & everyone was Selling Fairy-tales, it is extremely flirtatious

 

It is the Story about the time when people used real cameras to take pictures

When they even felt shy to smile in a picture…

It was about a time when people used to ring the bell unannounced

A time when you talked for fun

A time when you laughed for no reason

A time when you found a reason to celebrate

A time when you had friends

A time when they gave a fuck

Now nobody has time!

 

Kasol was seducing me, gone to great lengths

I think you already know, Awestruck second to None

Hallelujah

 

Lesson 2

We like to believe in things what are convenient to us, comfortable for us & make a pretentious world if you may… it is made by society, community & Political leaders unless you seek the truth you will never know

Amongst better things we settle for a Getaway through a Road trip as you kids call it Grand Tour to seek the truth of the beauty of it all

if we leave now we will be in Dubai in 2 hours

SMOOTH LEFT on the GT, look @ the view

 

Back at the convocation which is anywhere & everywhere - Badboy’s Game Plan C

Lets see what the fuss is all about

3 people can have a different view for the same thing

They had a Plan B, pet projects, talking about Monetization @ Maggi Point

Market place Startup over Maggi interesting & that’s how it all starts

You need Money in your bank acct, unless you are born with a Silver FORK

Overrated kids fantasy while everyone is stoned

 

So he tells his story

Giving smart answers to those born better than you

We are favourite declared by each other

they go out to talk, but not to each other

& hows that worked out for you

sounds like a story to learn

 

They pulled out their GT & something which was nothing less than a Tank

like a camel is happiest in the desert, camels are good in the desert, but a Tank is better.

add to list of things you know

 

Father Muthu Yangum: Collect moments & not things

Kid Rascallaa: I really need another day between Sat Sun

Father Muthu Yangum: I hope I grow up to be like you

Kid Rascallaa: she knew stuff, I let her have her way with me

Father Muthu Yangum: I’m not getting any younger

Are we still talking about the GT?

 

Kid Rascallaa: Great minds think alike? I’d use the bus if I were you…

That guy talks like him, walks like him, but ain’t him…

Settled with a Drag Race, a Race nobody was asking about

Father Muthu Yangum: Let me take you for a ride

 

You are that kid which goes into a candy shop & doesn’t know what you want but still wants everything

That someone is wrong

This is where it gets really good

Fast Forward into the story, when you screw up, screw up big time!

Apparently, they lost Millions & they came to celebrate or officially get over it!

 

Kid Rascallaa: Life is like riding a bicycle, to balance you must move forward

He was a Love Child, Tomorrows Billionaire?

1 Side of the Story

Father Muthu Yangum: Sun is not going up for me its going Down

 

Playing A Father, There is more where that came from

He had the Fomo

But then Money is no Object

he was his father’s son

Curtains!

 

Rich & killer plans, I need a spa trip now, swim to clear my head with a bottomless bloodmary to fill it up again with IDEAS to zip convertibles, you need to drive yourself to know the routes

As happy as I was, having the time of my life

Legendary tale being to life, little thing like losing the license

A so-called Forgettable Getaway

 

suddenly I realised everything is about to get worse

Upon my return Looked like hammered shit

felt loaded & could disappear while no-one noticeably cares

There is a story right there

 

On a Vacation Hangover! Wait for it…

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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