Tinderalla Perfect 10 or “Mera Wala PIZZA” VOL – II

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Tinderalla Perfect 10 

or

“Mera Wala PIZZA”

VOL – II

 

 

Ciao

 

Let’s bring you up to speed on the dating scene today

if your last relationship lasted longer than a cold or maybe for a few hours then you may wanna read this, for everyone else - try it like your first time

if you missed your youth then it’s time to have some fun

Purani Jawani yaad aajaigi BC (Before Covid)

 

New kids on the block

 

Rumour has it You look for polished but fall for Looney

You call yourself Sapiosexual but a sucker for Banter

If you are a loner, it starts with your friend telling you to hook up on the app

If you are heart broke, had a bad experience, love gone wrong or on a rebound, you are suggested to make your profile & get out there

If you are waiting for the one, then well do something about it or else Aunty Ji will show that chocolate boy neighbour or the pyari ladki everyone was talking about at the last wedding that she attended

Faux pas – You have a “MATCH”

1 constant in the ever-changing universe

 

let me tell you what’s HOT besides my Coffee

Influx of population to the “Tinderalla Women’s world” has grown & how…

Of course, men followed, you know the insta “follow button” was invented for Men.

On the app (not insta duuu), most of the profiles will say “I ain’t active here”

you: hmmm, no prob lets go to another & another, but you find similar stuff

next one said “you can catch me on my insta handle

Crazy part is that they are finding followers to promote whatever, doing everything but finding a fuckin date…

Aur mein apni Pan ki Dukan ko advertise karunga… lets get one thing straight I can also do that, classy nahi hai… phir rules kyo hai bhai

 

the next one said “only looking for Friends” I was like “Then go to Netflix” WTF are you doing here, haha

Lo bhai, yaha toh agenda hi kuch aur hai… its true

Last I checked this place was for dating, otherwise all are on the app for 1 thing… eventually of course all leads to that. Ya for some maybe years

itni mehnat kari, eyes aur fingers are hurting now… “Na ho paiga”

 

While bumble bee challenges aerodynamics

Tinderalla you better be sassy & the match better look sharp

I hate to break your heart but there is nothing like a Man’s World, it never existed since Kings had like a Million wives, that too was made up by an intelligent Woman

I think, Beautiful = Woman. A Perfect 10

& because of this very reason, Men can’t be a 10, so get in line

like the real world, Tinderalla is definitely a Women’s world & I am Un-bias of this opinion; then why should the Guy always make the 1^st move?! There is no rule in this universe however the dating ecosystem has defined rules otherwise… food for thought

 

This phenomenon Mushroomed over the past few…

speaking of which I come to its party piece…

 

 

Fun Fuckin Fact

 

While on the hunt for the future partner, some want a Perfect 10 in your element

A wonderful analogy - While others settle for a Mera Wala Pizza – thin crust, extra cheese, if you feel wild then tikka masala toppings… or mushroom + olives else the classic Margarita

Good Food makes up for the shortcomings

 

Shaunk se bara kuch nahi

Aur Swaad toh simple mein bhi hai boss

 

You know how it is when you wanna freakin craft a person out, wo hi hai Mera Wala PIZZA, it comes under make your own Pizza section

But then life’s a bitch, you usually don’t get what you want & damn tough to want what you have…

 

EVERYONE LIKES PIZZA

The Harmony between tomatoes & cheese, balanced taste

Dating is like pizza, its cheesy & you want it your way, your style, your flavours, you keep finding that pizza joint which makes it as per you

 

Let me Paint picture for you & the fact of the matter is…

Dominos don’t serve a good pizza but known for quick delivery

While considering the taste of the Pizza, Fat Lulus comes to your mind

hands down Dominos is no competition when it comes to taste!

So it all comes down to simple things

Do you want “fast food Dominos” or “fine dining Fat Lulus”

Make up your melons

 

If you’re wanting to get married, hmmm I think you’re crazy but then everyone wants to have the Pizza they love the most… you try it, you like it, you buy it on repeat

but then who likes Pizza everyday! That’s when it hits you

For those imaging themselves in a wedding dress… gulp

If you enter a Pizza place you won’t get a Thali meal

 

Mushrooms are to Pizza what looks are to attraction or medium roast arabica is to coffee

 

trying to survive with a smile…

Silly to ask Obvious questions - are you flirting with me? Like seriously! duuu

Doesn’t take an expert to guess

 

Dating app talkies (Alias names)

 

2 Women be like –

JeLo: can you believe this… some guy called me beautiful

Poo: what a Creep!

JeLo: giving him radio silence.

Poo: does he have Wit

JeLo: I am a Sapiosexual, who does he think he is…

Poo: is he married?

JeLo: he didn’t update the status on his Bio

Poo: un-match him

 

2 Men be like –

Jobs: I got a match

Musk: WTF, is she Hot

Jobs: she is gorgeous

Musk: ask her out

Jobs: she said I must be a Dog person… is that a thing

Musk: you’re practically one yourself

Jobs: she broke up with me

Musk: world record for the shortest relationship

 

 

Things that make you go hmmm

 

Expectations

·        if Audacious – find a Billionaire

·        simple – find a date

 

Perception

·        drop dead gorgeous, charming & even intelligent. Wah!

·        Give all your attention to me… haha

 

Reality

·        Has a Paunch

·        Super Boring

 

Aiyo Aiyo Aiyo!!!

Don’t let your college degree give you a headache

 

 

like my Basketball coach used to say…

 

“No rules if you wanna play the game of hearts”

 

Getting started to make your Bio… that’s what you kids call it nowadays

Simple shit but you Elon Musk into the exercise… What makes you happy?

So Coffee, Fast Cars, Getaways, Music & Sports are a given for me

most common for everyone is comfort Food… hmmm Lazy too, rather put up some skills if you got any – like dancing

How can I forget the animal lovers… Moron its not Non-veg, it means those with Pet pix… rather aajkal Vegan is Swag

 

This is the incredibly Hilarious part, these profiles are like a Trailer of a Horror movie… describing the Version of themselves in such a manner which won’t get them a date… maybe they had bad experiences but how can one paste it on their Bio!!! I don’t even know what that means.

Then those who have such high standards that they’ll never find anyone. I read them like this – “Gift to Mankind” or you can say they are a Demi-God, perhaps that makes the other a Devil, interesting

Matlab writing about what they hate in the opposite sex… How to Talk & walk

I think they need a Dog, while most always say “you need to get along with my Dog” & post a click with their pooch, acha that’s how the style got so famous hmmm

 

Unless you’re famous or a Bitcoin nobody cares… that being said, to my next

 

 

Time Travel

 

Like Bitcoin, it is what you believe!

But you gamble & if you have an appetite for how much…

you don’t know what, how or when things work out & change for yourLovelySelf

 

If you can argue on colours – this is not Pink or that one is Red not Orange etc

Then its simple

either you don’t have a life (Present)

Or

you are divorced (Past)

Or

don’t get married! (Future)

 

when your relationship has gone from dapper to boxers then you need to worry because the other is fishing, That’s an over share

 

 

Back to the Playlist

 

Kaise kia John Legend uncle?

all of me, loves all of you

even when I lose, I’m winning

ohhh aise, Theek hai Theek hai

 

We’re talking Pizza, so we must look at Cheesy Liners…

“Coffee break”, I do better post Re-fills

 

 

See ya in a Few

Grazie

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Swipe away Bumble Bee VOL – I “Ladies First”

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VOL – I

“Ladies First”

 

 

Bon Voyage

I read somewhere recently, “no hookups where you vlookup”

I like that! simple instructions, but then where do you find your match to mate

 

Since Ages & a long time ago… A Galaxy far far away, should be from the post Anarchy Era

Girls play hard to get

doesn’t let the guys stop the chase,

well as you know Guys are perseverant little Basturds

 

On the flip side Guys are Liars, cheaters,

lying to everyone & even themselves

but then what you pretty gals do…

you pick yourself up

& find yourself another to fill that Void.

 

When you can’t tell if the storyline is real or fiction

“What is the worst that can happen” - you fall in Love!

You always feel that you might find your “Gal Gadot”

 

As the world changes we change, get on top of it!

 

we started with shaadi.com types & the likes… but then Dating Apps happened in 2012. Well they got some competition around 2014, post that there was no looking back for this Monster

These Dating Apps put together have like billions in population, can be counted as a Continent, Massively Multiplying! its not even funny

 

Its Dating for dummies – pie called the “global singles market” is projected to grow from 804 million in 2020 to 981 Million by 2025 & while it is true that not all singles prefer online dating apps (Fake news), Un-Real

its also true that that trend is changing big time

Susceptible to wild swings & most people believe that this will likely continue for the foreseeable future

 

Dating Scene today – everyone is Window Shopping

In theory, Test 1^st & lesson afterwards. Everyone is swiping away

New on the App, no sweat "just act like a tourist"

 

People ask “Whats the point?”

Using Dating Apps is like getting behind the wheels for a Long Road Trip

You prep up, make a few Pit stops to re-fuel, you get exhausted, after a bad driving experience you feel why the hell did I make this plan in the first place

 

Who has the energy & time to dress up, go out to a place where you might meet people or make a plan to catch up with the social circle miles away, what you kids call it party… then hope to find someone, shell loads of money too etc... Now its as comfortable as lying on your bed in your PJs to swipe away!

Simply brilliant to find your date, no hesitations, or awkward moments, or falling short of words, no apprehension to get rejected. I simply love it.

& the Fun fuckin fact is that you get complete privacy not a grape wine to assassinate your Coolness if you go to those so called parties!

 

Talk about Lazy, impressing a girl at a nightclub to get her number has now gone Virtual & how

The beauty of the place where nobody judges you no matter what...

It doesn’t matter how things are if you meet new people coz, you have

No Commitments

 

This is the best thing that can happen to us

& is the best invention by far in our times…

it solved “finding your smile”

While we move more into the digital space, everything is online which makes it more relevant than ever before however the irony is that due to the pandemic you have to stay away from people. Tricky shit

Like who needs a Pen Pal?!

 

Just like the name its social & about the community

I always liked the app where the Lady makes the 1^st move

We are talking about none other than, when you feel like a Bumble Bee

With hope in the belly & twinkle in the eye we move forward to conquer the world of LAZY DATING, funny thing with the world today which is also a bliss in disguise because we have apps to solve all our freaking problems, “even dating”!

 

I am writing this while I do some research on them too... the App has this feature where the Lady goes first to say “hey” to make the 1^st move or else you un-match. Due to these wonderful apps we can “like” our match simpler & faster which is most important nowadays.

 

First you aren’t ready, then you don’t like any, then you don’t get any… those who got supposedly lucky are unhappy/confused thinking maybe there is something better out there

Its like a Universally acceptable Stockholm syndrome for those who cohabitate

 

Remember if you make mistakes

What you got ain’t a disability, its just poor judgement

Like my basketball coach used to say… learn to love yourself

 

 

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3 AM Hot Americano “DeadPan”

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3 AM Hot Americano

“DeadPan”

 

 

Like the Romans…

This is its Party Piece - pure decadence

“There is a thin line between Sin & Self-Love”

 

Ask yourself because only you have the answers to these intimate questions

 

It all comes down to the 7 in the Journey called Life

# chasing money or your dreams

# did you make effort to look good

# did you give yourself time

# do you feel free

# did you forget to have fun

# pamper yourself & feel great

# care for your comfort & didn’t feel guilty about it

 

Fixing others & never yourself, who will love yourself… You!

Never miss to live the now! Listen to your Passion

imagine you want this

 

The BIG Story - TAKE 3

“Fools fall in love, Bigger fools share their coffee”

Whatever you kids call it “bunch of HotMess”

as yum as buffet of choices

 

light sleeper – Influencing Sloth

The last character is an oxymoron all the way, from the adopted home in LA who carries a Polska Passport however was from South America, calls herself a farmer while is a Doctor in her 20s

Kung Fu Barista with a Crazy espanol accent

 

Sloth: Top of the evening

Blue: we say, Top of the morning. Time is not on our side

Sloth: Senor, you look like a Charro

Blue: What the Fuck is that

Sloth: Mexican cowboy

Blue: And my Mom calls me Matador

 

Get this: you are my 3 o’clock morning Buzz, Whats your Poison?

The metaphor man - Song in my heart, popped right out… Jukebox plays

 

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy, That lives in a blue world, And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue, Like him inside and outside

Blue his house, With a blue little window, And a blue corvette, And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around, Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di

 

They head to the beach! cool bar around the corner

the guys gather around the bon fire

someone pulled out a Hip flask, take a swing of the good stuff

Lust: Its serious stuff… get that down there

Blue: Who’s up for Coffee?

Lust: Let me make it an Irish…

You know what goes best with it

He fuckin Opened the Pandora’s box & rolled one… Far out

The longest relationship I ever had with anyone, it was a new kinda drug, keeps you hooked up

 

Lust: I need to get me one of those, are you hot or are you hot

Sloth: I assume we are still talking about coffee

Blue: anything under the stars, from bloody mary to the virgin cocktails

Fill up my Mug! Easy does it

Sloth: It’s a French press not a bench press

 

Picture this Mumbo Jumbo – it was like a Cult… you should’ve been there, after the dance off

drinks in their hands & smiles on their faces

With NO FILTER in the last 3 hours, think we kissed but I forgot, danced on tabletops

While he got a Free pass, she forgot her dancing shoes

Told you from the start, not easy to please

Kept blabbering Magical, incredible, Fascinating… Damn! Snap out of it

Ludicrous storyline, Dancing the night away… crazy cocktails,

somebody stop me!

 

Americanos to Irish mixes to Summer Wine…

what I Love most of all… Lay stargazing & talking gibberish, they were high on the stuff! it was Old time Rock n Roll

Kid you not, till the fat lady sings!

these bad boys are getting to work, Trippy

Blue: wash it down with a Hot Americano, Might do you some good

 

Feet digging deep into the wet sand nothing but the sound of the ocean & the moonlight, suddenly it strikes you.. I gotta take a leak right here right now

How very interesting hmmm.

Envy: What are you Jim Fuckin Morrison

Greed: Nature calls & he does his thing… he will have the courage for both of us… Places you don’t wanna be… like the beach

Envy: What you got for me? Don’t remember if I sent an invitation

Greed: Wouldn’t know if it bit me in the Ass

 

Blue to Greed: I got us in a Polaroid with a stripper, but the fun fucking fact is that you look terrified

Greed: With a big smile - I hate you very much

Blue: me too honey

Why would you go on do something like that, I started to like you, back at ya

Dry Humour Cracked em up

 

After Dark shakedown

Count down begins… they were completely JADED,

Blue said: we are Left & leftovers, lets be pals & shit

Lets Stop Time…

 

Pretending to know what they were doing

Sloth: Uno Momento, gives her mug & said water mine down

Some education on the Invention of Americano - 1940 Normandy between the madness... Another time perhaps

She slings her LV… couldn’t be more trendy if it tried

“night cap”, who’s stopping you from having a Grande on repeat

 

The Hedonists bounced at 1^st light

So the story goes… the Author can neither confirm nor deny the happenings of that Graveyard shift

 

 

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2 AM Dance Party “Curves & Edges”

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2 AM Dance Party

“Curves & Edges”

 

 

Continuing from last time… Strictly Taboo

She wore her Nail paint & high heels

He wore his sexy confidence

Who’s keeping score!

 

Lust said: Let me take you dancing… Dance with me?

While in the zone he was one of those who had an eye on another while he dances with Wrath…

 

everybody’s got a story

 

The Early Riser – feeling Envy is the 6^th

The back story is Heartbreak, deeply unsatisfied,

a Spinster in her 40s with Daddy issues

a 40 year old Virgin Singer from Kansas City to be precise

 

The walkin talkin BALMAIN looks at Lust while he slings a compliment & asks her to join them… Envy goes

“never married, didn’t have time to fool with it”

what you kids call it bachelorette or single!

 

The PartyPacker – oozing Greed is the 5^th

a Bagpacker, Solo Traveller from Istanbul, Half Israeli/half Turk

wannbe DJ, had the Dance moves while goes on thinking was 2^nd to god, hell he thought he was an avatar of JC himself

Travelling for business, for now he is just burning the mid night oil

 

Good & bad news at the same time

The bartender tells Greed: its on the house!

Greed: I didn’t order a drink, doesn’t mean you don’t need one

Bartender: You got yourself a fan, it gets better

sent from the guy next to the lovely lady in the jumpsuit

Greed: Don’t fuck with me, get out of here! haha

 

He walks upto the table & introduces himself from the land of BC to AD

The South Asian Owl points at the MidNighter hunk, he likes you  

 

Envy said:

He entered like a boy & spoke like a Man!

1^st thing & last thing, they stick the hardest

But when he said hello, I knew that was the end of it all

you should keep dreaming, is it so bad?

I think its good to have dreams don’t you?

 

Greed:

You Dress it up in fancy language, it will be like…

Colder nights & Longer sleeps

Dull days & Busy Meets

Hot Coffee & Wildest Pranks

Short Stories & Deeper Thoughts

Blind Dates & Bigger Smiles

 

She toasted to hot boyfriends & many Honeymoons

Well heres to them Salud

dressing up the truth

If you love me let me hear it!

 

Lust: Like is a strong word, love is Woohooo

 

Greed: We must get started When should we do this?

She said: Yesterday

Hell its past 2 AM, it’s a new day

He said: can I have a seat

Envy said: its your ass, Park it anywhere you want

 

Introduction is long overdue!

You do the next best thing

 

Envy:

he knew me more than I knew what I want

She makes up a story: he was from the streets she was from the heavenly beaches, they bumped into the hills, couldn’t be more prefect together

caught in the solo act…

he said: how original! Nah I don’t buy it

Neat trick! Got it for being stupid

 

All of them agreed on one thing “I love this music”… (pretend you hear it) duuu

wanna move my feet, wanna drink my wine

 

Hands did the picking, mouth did the sipping

Feet tapping to the beat, hip shaking with ease

Partypacker jumped right in & said

Up your game!

She said: him not you… Giving me chills, Better than Pills

While I might learn nothing, & go on to teach em something

 

Enters Blue - God! love the lil competition in you guys… Howdy?

Let me get this right, well the fun fuckin fact is that

he likes her & she likes the other guy & this other guy likes everyone

Fuckin A

 

Lets get this show on the road

They were sloshed, elegantly wasted

If you don’t sweat or move your ass in the game then it doesn’t count

Danced to the Ode… with a progressive beat

 

Blue asks, Wait a minute I know you, saw you go wild at that sundowner

You look square

I’ll tell you 1 thing “I declare you look all grown up”

The greedy partypacker: whats so great about growing up?!

Are you happy?

Birthday wish Overrated – like underwear is never on discount!

Its called Self Love, makes you sleep better at night

So you smile & shit like that

 

Blue: Hope you’re as excited as I am… Mighty fine!

I’d be happy to see me too

How does it feel like to travel the world?

Greed: Hell I wouldn’t know.. haha

That was there, this is now, this is where I was supposed to be

 

There are always 2 sides of the story

Pride & Gluttony join the gang…

Lust, Greed, Wrath & Envy to make it 6 + Blue

 

Greed shouts out… Lets head to the beach

Are we going or are we going

Expect to get kissed by a stranger

Lust: sounds good to me

 

the story continues…

 

 

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1 AM “Rad Boombox”

 

Hardest choices require the strongest will

 

enjoy the show – all about opinions & experiences

Progressive cocktails, People from all Walks of life

They were doing it all but not doing it right

This was No accident! it was by design

Gotta see it through

 

not enough hours in the day… the clock hits 1, Blue steps in,

After the terrible performance by the kid, let me entertain you

Blue: Ok Cinderella come on, I knew for starters to hold the drink

what I got is Acquired taste, packs a punch…

From what I saw - loving your work he says

So tell me What did I miss,

 

I certainly wasn’t expecting what happened next

 

1^st MidNighter – He hunts for Lust

The fourth guy a Bi-curious Man from Paradise City, Rumour has it that in post world-war era the people on lands of SSR had no choice but to think that they live in a perfect world & nothing can ever go wrong.

Just like our good friend Axl used to sing

“take me back to the Paradise city,

where the grass is green & the girls are pretty

Ohhh why don’tya pls take me home”

 

Nothing like anything

 

he had the power of good looks. Thankless handsome Casanova like the devil, Man of your dreams, 6ft 6 - Born in the wrong century,

he was the eye candy! It was a treat to just look at him

Always Lonesome who can’t be alone

 

whats your story… Mine is a blockbuster!

 

Enters the third character, Trembling like sweat in January

She said: I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous

Think of it this way “i find myself v precious to me”

 

insomniac Owl – she feels wrath

 

The dancer, a South Asian just came from Goa, wannabe sunflower

Sharp Dresser who is a Fashion blogger

 

While He was a Smooth Talker, A Player had arrived…

He was ahead of his time, & she was born in a sexually conservative society

“sex is healthy” isn’t a popular opinion!

Hypocrisy that it isn’t ok to consider sex as normal,

Who doesn’t like sex?!

Let me tell you this - something is wrong with “them”

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do

 

Pick up line getting dusty

 

Playing hard to get, the next thing she said… do yourself a favour

in the interest of your own safety

Look at the map… there is a place called “get lost” go find it

 

playing his 6 strings, Super loud

Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One says she's a friend of mine

Take it easy… Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy

 

She said: Marriage I tried it… didn’t work, From what I remember,

it ended as soon as it started

it doesn’t agree with me

Blame it on the Night, Dead romance, blah blah blah…

 

Twice over, He did the coolest thing

He said: Funny you should say that

heart break is better than a bullet!

 

In that moment, she thought he would never say this

She said: I am always angry…

Newly divorced never to marry again…

my 3^rd husband is playing my fav song… you know they say 3^rd times a charm

Would you like to end what you started

The only question is… is this fun?

He said: Ohhh I’m scared

as you can see I am very slow like the penguins

 

Hmmm with my Lady Love, a lifetime ago…

I Cut my losses & said goodbye

But he couldn’t forget those memories which stays like a headache

Or the feeling like a pain in the ass

 

We both know you made up your mind

Pls take advantage of me, you don’t even have to get me wasted

I will let you play with my guitar… Kiss the frog already…

He gave her everything he had

 

Song plays…

We can Fool around

I don’t think its working out

Its not you its me

Don’t wanna talk this through…

I just wanna breakup with you, there is nothing you can do

 

She: are you seducing me?

He: what a strange thing to say…

Are you an asshole, or you try really hard to act like one

You got that from all this

 

He: After ice cream I take you shopping

She: for a wedding ring

He: I think I’m in love

She: don’t tease me

 

Are you gonna ask me to dance or what?!

 

The END? Nada

the story continues

 

 

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12 AM “on the Rocks”

 

You wish to be like everyone? It’s a tricky one, rather Rhetoric

 

This story is a Spin-off

in the roadster club that night with the Knuckle heads, well they had gone bananas for sure

they were feeling their oats!

How it all started… the voices of the 7 strangers…

you don’t wanna know for I have sin, I repent

all kinds of bad

 

drum roll, lets pretend you can hear that will ya

 

Nocturnal Burner – a Gal in her 30s, a Coffee Lover while on sundown she will binge on spirits & a hardcore Foodie

The Brainiac, she was a big deal in Lithuania

 

She consumes gluttony – Monstrous appetite

 

Double Jack with a water back!

I know people don’t like me but then I am in the business of making people believe in me

Perfect example of what not to do, The words of a fool…

 

“I like to think, trust is the fun of one too many with no concern of tomorrow

While your Belief is like the hangover you know is gonna come & bang you in the head”

 

What does one concede

Many a slip, between mug & lip

She speaks to the Monkey hopper – a rich teenager, a Wayfarer from Norway

The Wandluster with Travel stories from every Nook & corner of the globe

Unfriendly but so polite about it

She said: Fix me a drink! YUMememe

Whats your poison?

I got a Glass with your name written on it, fine Surprise an “Old Fashioned”!

Boy: Nah I gotta wake up @ 6

She: AM or PM? Haha I hope you sleep by then

Go to Starbucks they do the name on your coffee cup

 

To watch her just tears you apart, she can be like a Trophy wife, to stop the search!

But then you can’t forget she could also be the runaway bride

Fat chance for that to happen to anyone

Uncanny but so real

 

He speaks Pride - Serious like a heart attack

The Overconfident Lad… describing everything terribly beautiful all the fuckin time

 

is there a heaven, Where is it, show me on the map

what does the wanderlust desire? the hunger for a cult, twist of faith, the indigenous tribe & strange exotic beauty… Always a Breath-taking moment!

You know you will always leave because you don’t belong

There’s nothing people love more than the thing they cannot have

that being said, if it were so simple, but then again you never felt so free

 

Safe travels

 

She speaks… The man of a few mighty strong words

“Perception of reality is more real than real itself”

Fake it to make it, Pitch em gold

I won’t let smoke up your ass

Selling shit for dreams & getting gold for a few nothings

 

He said: we are at dreams already?!

 

She said: Lie to me, lie to those around, don’t lie to yourself

Got the bullshit in you…

So have you parked your spaceship yet?!

When you have too much to love & even more to lose

She was taking time out for healing; he was taking time out for sleeping

 

he hits the jukebox…

No no Honey, I’m Good

I could have 1 more but I probably should not

I got somebody at home

& if I stay I might not leave alone

Long long legs.. you look good I will not lie…

But if you ask where I’m stayin tonight

Oh baby no baby you got me all wrong

Shame & how it would go to waste

 

insvekataj

 

& you thought he would play Alan Walker haha coz he’s from Norway

Until next time... the story continues

 

 

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