Swipe away Bumble Bee VOL – I “Ladies First”

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Swipe away Bumble Bee

 

VOL – I

“Ladies First”

 

 

Bon Voyage

I read somewhere recently, “no hookups where you vlookup”

I like that! simple instructions, but then where do you find your match to mate

 

Since Ages & a long time ago… A Galaxy far far away, should be from the post Anarchy Era

Girls play hard to get

doesn’t let the guys stop the chase,

well as you know Guys are perseverant little Basturds

 

On the flip side Guys are Liars, cheaters,

lying to everyone & even themselves

but then what you pretty gals do…

you pick yourself up

& find yourself another to fill that Void.

 

When you can’t tell if the storyline is real or fiction

“What is the worst that can happen” - you fall in Love!

You always feel that you might find your “Gal Gadot”

 

As the world changes we change, get on top of it!

 

we started with shaadi.com types & the likes… but then Dating Apps happened in 2012. Well they got some competition around 2014, post that there was no looking back for this Monster

These Dating Apps put together have like billions in population, can be counted as a Continent, Massively Multiplying! its not even funny

 

Its Dating for dummies – pie called the “global singles market” is projected to grow from 804 million in 2020 to 981 Million by 2025 & while it is true that not all singles prefer online dating apps (Fake news), Un-Real

its also true that that trend is changing big time

Susceptible to wild swings & most people believe that this will likely continue for the foreseeable future

 

Dating Scene today – everyone is Window Shopping

In theory, Test 1^st & lesson afterwards. Everyone is swiping away

New on the App, no sweat "just act like a tourist"

 

People ask “Whats the point?”

Using Dating Apps is like getting behind the wheels for a Long Road Trip

You prep up, make a few Pit stops to re-fuel, you get exhausted, after a bad driving experience you feel why the hell did I make this plan in the first place

 

Who has the energy & time to dress up, go out to a place where you might meet people or make a plan to catch up with the social circle miles away, what you kids call it party… then hope to find someone, shell loads of money too etc... Now its as comfortable as lying on your bed in your PJs to swipe away!

Simply brilliant to find your date, no hesitations, or awkward moments, or falling short of words, no apprehension to get rejected. I simply love it.

& the Fun fuckin fact is that you get complete privacy not a grape wine to assassinate your Coolness if you go to those so called parties!

 

Talk about Lazy, impressing a girl at a nightclub to get her number has now gone Virtual & how

The beauty of the place where nobody judges you no matter what...

It doesn’t matter how things are if you meet new people coz, you have

No Commitments

 

This is the best thing that can happen to us

& is the best invention by far in our times…

it solved “finding your smile”

While we move more into the digital space, everything is online which makes it more relevant than ever before however the irony is that due to the pandemic you have to stay away from people. Tricky shit

Like who needs a Pen Pal?!

 

Just like the name its social & about the community

I always liked the app where the Lady makes the 1^st move

We are talking about none other than, when you feel like a Bumble Bee

With hope in the belly & twinkle in the eye we move forward to conquer the world of LAZY DATING, funny thing with the world today which is also a bliss in disguise because we have apps to solve all our freaking problems, “even dating”!

 

I am writing this while I do some research on them too... the App has this feature where the Lady goes first to say “hey” to make the 1^st move or else you un-match. Due to these wonderful apps we can “like” our match simpler & faster which is most important nowadays.

 

First you aren’t ready, then you don’t like any, then you don’t get any… those who got supposedly lucky are unhappy/confused thinking maybe there is something better out there

Its like a Universally acceptable Stockholm syndrome for those who cohabitate

 

Remember if you make mistakes

What you got ain’t a disability, its just poor judgement

Like my basketball coach used to say… learn to love yourself

 

 

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3 AM Hot Americano “DeadPan”

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3 AM Hot Americano

“DeadPan”

 

 

Like the Romans…

This is its Party Piece - pure decadence

“There is a thin line between Sin & Self-Love”

 

Ask yourself because only you have the answers to these intimate questions

 

It all comes down to the 7 in the Journey called Life

# chasing money or your dreams

# did you make effort to look good

# did you give yourself time

# do you feel free

# did you forget to have fun

# pamper yourself & feel great

# care for your comfort & didn’t feel guilty about it

 

Fixing others & never yourself, who will love yourself… You!

Never miss to live the now! Listen to your Passion

imagine you want this

 

The BIG Story - TAKE 3

“Fools fall in love, Bigger fools share their coffee”

Whatever you kids call it “bunch of HotMess”

as yum as buffet of choices

 

light sleeper – Influencing Sloth

The last character is an oxymoron all the way, from the adopted home in LA who carries a Polska Passport however was from South America, calls herself a farmer while is a Doctor in her 20s

Kung Fu Barista with a Crazy espanol accent

 

Sloth: Top of the evening

Blue: we say, Top of the morning. Time is not on our side

Sloth: Senor, you look like a Charro

Blue: What the Fuck is that

Sloth: Mexican cowboy

Blue: And my Mom calls me Matador

 

Get this: you are my 3 o’clock morning Buzz, Whats your Poison?

The metaphor man - Song in my heart, popped right out… Jukebox plays

 

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy, That lives in a blue world, And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue, Like him inside and outside

Blue his house, With a blue little window, And a blue corvette, And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around, Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di, Da ba dee da ba di

 

They head to the beach! cool bar around the corner

the guys gather around the bon fire

someone pulled out a Hip flask, take a swing of the good stuff

Lust: Its serious stuff… get that down there

Blue: Who’s up for Coffee?

Lust: Let me make it an Irish…

You know what goes best with it

He fuckin Opened the Pandora’s box & rolled one… Far out

The longest relationship I ever had with anyone, it was a new kinda drug, keeps you hooked up

 

Lust: I need to get me one of those, are you hot or are you hot

Sloth: I assume we are still talking about coffee

Blue: anything under the stars, from bloody mary to the virgin cocktails

Fill up my Mug! Easy does it

Sloth: It’s a French press not a bench press

 

Picture this Mumbo Jumbo – it was like a Cult… you should’ve been there, after the dance off

drinks in their hands & smiles on their faces

With NO FILTER in the last 3 hours, think we kissed but I forgot, danced on tabletops

While he got a Free pass, she forgot her dancing shoes

Told you from the start, not easy to please

Kept blabbering Magical, incredible, Fascinating… Damn! Snap out of it

Ludicrous storyline, Dancing the night away… crazy cocktails,

somebody stop me!

 

Americanos to Irish mixes to Summer Wine…

what I Love most of all… Lay stargazing & talking gibberish, they were high on the stuff! it was Old time Rock n Roll

Kid you not, till the fat lady sings!

these bad boys are getting to work, Trippy

Blue: wash it down with a Hot Americano, Might do you some good

 

Feet digging deep into the wet sand nothing but the sound of the ocean & the moonlight, suddenly it strikes you.. I gotta take a leak right here right now

How very interesting hmmm.

Envy: What are you Jim Fuckin Morrison

Greed: Nature calls & he does his thing… he will have the courage for both of us… Places you don’t wanna be… like the beach

Envy: What you got for me? Don’t remember if I sent an invitation

Greed: Wouldn’t know if it bit me in the Ass

 

Blue to Greed: I got us in a Polaroid with a stripper, but the fun fucking fact is that you look terrified

Greed: With a big smile - I hate you very much

Blue: me too honey

Why would you go on do something like that, I started to like you, back at ya

Dry Humour Cracked em up

 

After Dark shakedown

Count down begins… they were completely JADED,

Blue said: we are Left & leftovers, lets be pals & shit

Lets Stop Time…

 

Pretending to know what they were doing

Sloth: Uno Momento, gives her mug & said water mine down

Some education on the Invention of Americano - 1940 Normandy between the madness... Another time perhaps

She slings her LV… couldn’t be more trendy if it tried

“night cap”, who’s stopping you from having a Grande on repeat

 

The Hedonists bounced at 1^st light

So the story goes… the Author can neither confirm nor deny the happenings of that Graveyard shift

 

 

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2 AM Dance Party “Curves & Edges”

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2 AM Dance Party

“Curves & Edges”

 

 

Continuing from last time… Strictly Taboo

She wore her Nail paint & high heels

He wore his sexy confidence

Who’s keeping score!

 

Lust said: Let me take you dancing… Dance with me?

While in the zone he was one of those who had an eye on another while he dances with Wrath…

 

everybody’s got a story

 

The Early Riser – feeling Envy is the 6^th

The back story is Heartbreak, deeply unsatisfied,

a Spinster in her 40s with Daddy issues

a 40 year old Virgin Singer from Kansas City to be precise

 

The walkin talkin BALMAIN looks at Lust while he slings a compliment & asks her to join them… Envy goes

“never married, didn’t have time to fool with it”

what you kids call it bachelorette or single!

 

The PartyPacker – oozing Greed is the 5^th

a Bagpacker, Solo Traveller from Istanbul, Half Israeli/half Turk

wannbe DJ, had the Dance moves while goes on thinking was 2^nd to god, hell he thought he was an avatar of JC himself

Travelling for business, for now he is just burning the mid night oil

 

Good & bad news at the same time

The bartender tells Greed: its on the house!

Greed: I didn’t order a drink, doesn’t mean you don’t need one

Bartender: You got yourself a fan, it gets better

sent from the guy next to the lovely lady in the jumpsuit

Greed: Don’t fuck with me, get out of here! haha

 

He walks upto the table & introduces himself from the land of BC to AD

The South Asian Owl points at the MidNighter hunk, he likes you  

 

Envy said:

He entered like a boy & spoke like a Man!

1^st thing & last thing, they stick the hardest

But when he said hello, I knew that was the end of it all

you should keep dreaming, is it so bad?

I think its good to have dreams don’t you?

 

Greed:

You Dress it up in fancy language, it will be like…

Colder nights & Longer sleeps

Dull days & Busy Meets

Hot Coffee & Wildest Pranks

Short Stories & Deeper Thoughts

Blind Dates & Bigger Smiles

 

She toasted to hot boyfriends & many Honeymoons

Well heres to them Salud

dressing up the truth

If you love me let me hear it!

 

Lust: Like is a strong word, love is Woohooo

 

Greed: We must get started When should we do this?

She said: Yesterday

Hell its past 2 AM, it’s a new day

He said: can I have a seat

Envy said: its your ass, Park it anywhere you want

 

Introduction is long overdue!

You do the next best thing

 

Envy:

he knew me more than I knew what I want

She makes up a story: he was from the streets she was from the heavenly beaches, they bumped into the hills, couldn’t be more prefect together

caught in the solo act…

he said: how original! Nah I don’t buy it

Neat trick! Got it for being stupid

 

All of them agreed on one thing “I love this music”… (pretend you hear it) duuu

wanna move my feet, wanna drink my wine

 

Hands did the picking, mouth did the sipping

Feet tapping to the beat, hip shaking with ease

Partypacker jumped right in & said

Up your game!

She said: him not you… Giving me chills, Better than Pills

While I might learn nothing, & go on to teach em something

 

Enters Blue - God! love the lil competition in you guys… Howdy?

Let me get this right, well the fun fuckin fact is that

he likes her & she likes the other guy & this other guy likes everyone

Fuckin A

 

Lets get this show on the road

They were sloshed, elegantly wasted

If you don’t sweat or move your ass in the game then it doesn’t count

Danced to the Ode… with a progressive beat

 

Blue asks, Wait a minute I know you, saw you go wild at that sundowner

You look square

I’ll tell you 1 thing “I declare you look all grown up”

The greedy partypacker: whats so great about growing up?!

Are you happy?

Birthday wish Overrated – like underwear is never on discount!

Its called Self Love, makes you sleep better at night

So you smile & shit like that

 

Blue: Hope you’re as excited as I am… Mighty fine!

I’d be happy to see me too

How does it feel like to travel the world?

Greed: Hell I wouldn’t know.. haha

That was there, this is now, this is where I was supposed to be

 

There are always 2 sides of the story

Pride & Gluttony join the gang…

Lust, Greed, Wrath & Envy to make it 6 + Blue

 

Greed shouts out… Lets head to the beach

Are we going or are we going

Expect to get kissed by a stranger

Lust: sounds good to me

 

the story continues…

 

 

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1 AM “Rad Boombox”

 

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1 AM “Rad Boombox”

 

Hardest choices require the strongest will

 

enjoy the show – all about opinions & experiences

Progressive cocktails, People from all Walks of life

They were doing it all but not doing it right

This was No accident! it was by design

Gotta see it through

 

not enough hours in the day… the clock hits 1, Blue steps in,

After the terrible performance by the kid, let me entertain you

Blue: Ok Cinderella come on, I knew for starters to hold the drink

what I got is Acquired taste, packs a punch…

From what I saw - loving your work he says

So tell me What did I miss,

 

I certainly wasn’t expecting what happened next

 

1^st MidNighter – He hunts for Lust

The fourth guy a Bi-curious Man from Paradise City, Rumour has it that in post world-war era the people on lands of SSR had no choice but to think that they live in a perfect world & nothing can ever go wrong.

Just like our good friend Axl used to sing

“take me back to the Paradise city,

where the grass is green & the girls are pretty

Ohhh why don’tya pls take me home”

 

Nothing like anything

 

he had the power of good looks. Thankless handsome Casanova like the devil, Man of your dreams, 6ft 6 - Born in the wrong century,

he was the eye candy! It was a treat to just look at him

Always Lonesome who can’t be alone

 

whats your story… Mine is a blockbuster!

 

Enters the third character, Trembling like sweat in January

She said: I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous

Think of it this way “i find myself v precious to me”

 

insomniac Owl – she feels wrath

 

The dancer, a South Asian just came from Goa, wannabe sunflower

Sharp Dresser who is a Fashion blogger

 

While He was a Smooth Talker, A Player had arrived…

He was ahead of his time, & she was born in a sexually conservative society

“sex is healthy” isn’t a popular opinion!

Hypocrisy that it isn’t ok to consider sex as normal,

Who doesn’t like sex?!

Let me tell you this - something is wrong with “them”

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do

 

Pick up line getting dusty

 

Playing hard to get, the next thing she said… do yourself a favour

in the interest of your own safety

Look at the map… there is a place called “get lost” go find it

 

playing his 6 strings, Super loud

Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One says she's a friend of mine

Take it easy… Take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy

 

She said: Marriage I tried it… didn’t work, From what I remember,

it ended as soon as it started

it doesn’t agree with me

Blame it on the Night, Dead romance, blah blah blah…

 

Twice over, He did the coolest thing

He said: Funny you should say that

heart break is better than a bullet!

 

In that moment, she thought he would never say this

She said: I am always angry…

Newly divorced never to marry again…

my 3^rd husband is playing my fav song… you know they say 3^rd times a charm

Would you like to end what you started

The only question is… is this fun?

He said: Ohhh I’m scared

as you can see I am very slow like the penguins

 

Hmmm with my Lady Love, a lifetime ago…

I Cut my losses & said goodbye

But he couldn’t forget those memories which stays like a headache

Or the feeling like a pain in the ass

 

We both know you made up your mind

Pls take advantage of me, you don’t even have to get me wasted

I will let you play with my guitar… Kiss the frog already…

He gave her everything he had

 

Song plays…

We can Fool around

I don’t think its working out

Its not you its me

Don’t wanna talk this through…

I just wanna breakup with you, there is nothing you can do

 

She: are you seducing me?

He: what a strange thing to say…

Are you an asshole, or you try really hard to act like one

You got that from all this

 

He: After ice cream I take you shopping

She: for a wedding ring

He: I think I’m in love

She: don’t tease me

 

Are you gonna ask me to dance or what?!

 

The END? Nada

the story continues

 

 

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12 AM “on the Rocks”

 

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12 AM “on the Rocks”

 

You wish to be like everyone? It’s a tricky one, rather Rhetoric

 

This story is a Spin-off

in the roadster club that night with the Knuckle heads, well they had gone bananas for sure

they were feeling their oats!

How it all started… the voices of the 7 strangers…

you don’t wanna know for I have sin, I repent

all kinds of bad

 

drum roll, lets pretend you can hear that will ya

 

Nocturnal Burner – a Gal in her 30s, a Coffee Lover while on sundown she will binge on spirits & a hardcore Foodie

The Brainiac, she was a big deal in Lithuania

 

She consumes gluttony – Monstrous appetite

 

Double Jack with a water back!

I know people don’t like me but then I am in the business of making people believe in me

Perfect example of what not to do, The words of a fool…

 

“I like to think, trust is the fun of one too many with no concern of tomorrow

While your Belief is like the hangover you know is gonna come & bang you in the head”

 

What does one concede

Many a slip, between mug & lip

She speaks to the Monkey hopper – a rich teenager, a Wayfarer from Norway

The Wandluster with Travel stories from every Nook & corner of the globe

Unfriendly but so polite about it

She said: Fix me a drink! YUMememe

Whats your poison?

I got a Glass with your name written on it, fine Surprise an “Old Fashioned”!

Boy: Nah I gotta wake up @ 6

She: AM or PM? Haha I hope you sleep by then

Go to Starbucks they do the name on your coffee cup

 

To watch her just tears you apart, she can be like a Trophy wife, to stop the search!

But then you can’t forget she could also be the runaway bride

Fat chance for that to happen to anyone

Uncanny but so real

 

He speaks Pride - Serious like a heart attack

The Overconfident Lad… describing everything terribly beautiful all the fuckin time

 

is there a heaven, Where is it, show me on the map

what does the wanderlust desire? the hunger for a cult, twist of faith, the indigenous tribe & strange exotic beauty… Always a Breath-taking moment!

You know you will always leave because you don’t belong

There’s nothing people love more than the thing they cannot have

that being said, if it were so simple, but then again you never felt so free

 

Safe travels

 

She speaks… The man of a few mighty strong words

“Perception of reality is more real than real itself”

Fake it to make it, Pitch em gold

I won’t let smoke up your ass

Selling shit for dreams & getting gold for a few nothings

 

He said: we are at dreams already?!

 

She said: Lie to me, lie to those around, don’t lie to yourself

Got the bullshit in you…

So have you parked your spaceship yet?!

When you have too much to love & even more to lose

She was taking time out for healing; he was taking time out for sleeping

 

he hits the jukebox…

No no Honey, I’m Good

I could have 1 more but I probably should not

I got somebody at home

& if I stay I might not leave alone

Long long legs.. you look good I will not lie…

But if you ask where I’m stayin tonight

Oh baby no baby you got me all wrong

Shame & how it would go to waste

 

insvekataj

 

& you thought he would play Alan Walker haha coz he’s from Norway

Until next time... the story continues

 

 

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Different Strokes for Different Folks

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Different Strokes for Different Folks

 

“I ain’t no sweet dream but a hell of a night”

 

I write an EPIC Story

1 Tale Stand. Get a front row seat, A Play Book if you may from the Horse’s mouth we call Blue

 

In the gospel ways universally... Italian saying

“The true sweetness of wine is one flavour”

So the Story is Sweet like Wine if you understand the Malbec!

 

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, well now in the future all 7 do

 

Its 1 AM & I can’t sleep... i toss n turn, Nah fuck it! Hop out of bed in my cool wear & head to the busy night life downstairs

Voyage of Time to the HouseCafe

After the Bagpacking, soul searching, he needed to burn the midnight oil

 

Blue enters “Gulabi Café”

It was written with Bright Pink Neon Lights on the Wall

“Destination Nowhere”

Do you want a thrill?

Do you want a memory?

Do you want a lover?

 

& his ears started ringing...

Words like a poem

Noise like music

It sounded like a song

 

Will you round with me

People were playing poker, moving to the music in their zones from 2 Step till Break Dancing

It was nothing less than a Broadway show... you can only experience it

 

The funniest thing happened…

Remix order - Hot Fudge, Local Tiramisu, Piece of my pie. I mean give him a lolly! Looked delicious though

 

Suddenly he heard a voice, he turns to see 2 guys talking... with a lady in the middle

Put the mug down & step away from the bar! Speaks the “The Man Child”…

The other guy said “watch & learn”

You might be interested in my Boyish good looks & stupid charm

 

Lady: A little late in the game for that

Forward much she said, I met a Boy version of you, By far my Favourite,

then I grew up!!!

I don’t want a bad boy! I want him... duuu I am with my boyfriend

But thats just me,

 

she said you are too cheesy

Blue jumps in: maybe I missed much but I always thought everyone likes Pizza

She said: that don’t impress me much

Blue said: You are figuring that out just now

Booo fuckin hooo! It was like a Western, I mean cowboys and shit... Easy Partner!

None of your Business!

Drama in & out of the... Saloon was it

Bushwacked

 

The other guy gave a oneliner - I won’t get it, so I won’t miss it

Blue goes Attaboy, sure set an example

Some are Listeners while others are Yappers

“Kung Fu means Supreme skill with hard work” & I witnessed that in action

He said: No Way... Blue said: Way

 

This world only has one thing in common “selfLove” with that Thought...

He pours himself a Grande

Noticing the performance Joins a few more guys...

ChitChat, that’s a thing!

Anyhooo

 

They said 7

I said shots

They said bottles

I said sold!

Put it on my Tab… Shouted out

 

7 Kooks collide - Alias as always

Nocturnal Burner

Light Sleeper

Early Riser

PartyPacker

insomniac Owl

Monkey Hopper

1^st Mid-Nighter

 

They go round playing Sin Telling

Round & Around we go...

What sins have you committed today?!

 

it doesn’t matter how things are if you meet new people coz, you have

No Formalities, No Commitments &

No Complicated answer to a simple question

Like snow in the desert

 

The story continues, wait for it...

 

So Long!

 

 

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Time Traveller in Torn Shoes

 

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Time Traveller in Torn Shoes

 

“When life is full of nonsense you make sense of humour”

 

Grab the Best seats in the house. Worst of its kind, meaning the best

The truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth

WW!!!, Voices in the distance; I am scared, the other said me too

History news flash – the digest version of WWII when in 1944 Ami friendly Troops stormed Schweissfussindianer soldiers (German soldiers called themselves, meaning ‘Indians with sweaty feet’) on the Beach of Normandy that day, who were powered by a candy that helped win the war, it was a small effort however a big day! A beautiful storyline we always must know about Hershey’s Choco Bar. This event put an end to the 100 Million lives lost in the world war!

 

“Big or small You are always making history”

 

Ya thats a SnoozeFest, piece of trivia you can sling over coffee...

 

What world problems have you been solving

Numero Uno - Plain as day, think things over

Everyone likes a story where someone struggled to become the princess, its usually the best seller like a fairytale

real things have happened

they call it a tale, we call it life

 

Jimmy ties his shoes & left quicker than a heartbeat

You can’t run away from things all your life, but then running in Nikes would make it easy

The Protagonist of the story is better known as Salt n Peppa, a Broken old Boy!

he would call himself ‘More than a boy less than an old fashioned Man’

he was a dying breed, they don’t make em as they used to

grew much faster… then stayed young forever, who we call a young adult

He says quote” You think I am a hooligan due to my shoes”

The nice girls used to say “You think I am civil due to my dress”

The difference is night & day

 

with a bottle of Jack in his hand, Jimmy blabbers to his pal at the bar while he does his timeless standup… travelled to the past, “You & me just smaller...”

When you hear an Irishman Speaking French, “Too old for this shit”

Adapting through ages, a little bit better than I used to be

I told my Offspring, “Lad” a life time ago… when you would find people smoking cigars in the courtroom!

But then he was Burning from both sides

 

I am angry & tired but then someone has to…

Drowning on dry land

Where once lived love, Now haunts with Demons

when your heart breaks your brain starts working

 

The kid asked Jimmy do you miss the village, while Jimmy responds

‘what I miss the most is being young’

 

Time is a luxury which you have is v limited

Leave it better than when you found it

As long as it takes, while you come & go

Jimmy asked rhetorically, Good pep talk?!

The kid said, you are a real brick

 

you come to an uncertain crossroads

What feels real is not always good

What feels fun is not always bad

What feels right is not always nice

What feels wrong is not always ugly

 

i walk alone, a road less travelled... My suitcase & guitar are the only family

if you were in my shoes only then one would come to know the path I travelled, oh & how it has made me the person you see

 

what you lookin at! I ain’t a pole dancer

The Future is Now

Make like a tree & leave

 

 

Arjun the Storyteller

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