Thursday, October 31, 2024

Old School - “Time Travel O’clock”

1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, TimeTravel & Lifestyle

 


Old School

“Time Travel O’clock”

The Paradox: “Hate not Hope can make you do anything”
Every bad decision I ever made was when i used to be with my friends – like Joe named his dog Joe, Creepin home before light, debauchery
Truth be told I’m lying, coming of age helter-skelter… My Friends were like bad medicine & the Drugs I needed to grow up! Now I’m solo & kickin ass
Don’t tell me you know it all if you haven’t tried it
I used to have friends, Simple pleasure to Hang was like the smell of a new car
Fast forward a few decades.. yup I’m ancient, The news from the future was Elusive
Now i just try to catch my New friend “Time”
I was wondering How things change
There was a time when you had time haha its almost Conspicuous
I’ve done some Daft things but this has taken the cake
Now I most certainly don’t have the patience which is needed for them to finish their sentence

Emotional damage!

I spend alot of time staring at nothing
Something must give
I can’t explain it & won’t excuse it

Before you got wind of the fact that the remixes Murder my favourite song, Won’t change my mind in 100 years
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
Nowadays you kids are interested in celebs & their dirty laundry
I mean 80s kids to the Alpha kids, all ya folks…
You wanna know where they hang, who they do, what they do
We live in a world where “Lifestyle is the New currency”
Muscles in the mirror, good food & fashion to travel posts make you more Rich
While abs & a fine ass still make you attractive
You know I asked myself the same question
Will you Buy me some time

They say If you view the world the same over each passing decade of your life, then you wasted your time
Yes!
in so many words
When i tried to think of saying something
I didn’t because I felt it wasn’t enough
Are you all there in your head?

If you do something quicker it’s questionable
The time invested to be able to finish a task faster is what everyone wants
or decide something in 5 minutes
doesn’t matter how long it takes

Lets not lose sight of the fact that
You are always surrounded by opportunities to have a good time, so do the right thing & smile. Doesn’t have to be your friend
Like You pay the mechanic to fix your problems

Which brings me to the most important question
Drum roll
Are you ready
What is the Haryanvi answer to Tiramisu? Ans: Dhoda

Best kept secret Or The art of living is…
To waste time how you want, with who you want
Or just go solo if you’re too nuts & they can’t match your vibe (that’s what a girl said when she didn’t find a reason to go out with me again haha)

Hate to break this to you
Let me be honest
We both know that’s not true
Body positivity = fat girl

Fun Fact, if this is about what i think this is about
There’s something you’re not telling me
Goodbye in West is So long – sounds interesting, we must investigate further

Jokes apart – here’s the Silver bullet
I’m a big fan of Hopping & Crawling… Bars
So happy it hurts
At the end of the day I’m just a kid

Make up your melons
Relax you might have a heart attack
Geez
Everything else is cream cheese
I liked you better when you were crying
God knows i tried

I’m in that stage of my life where I need to know who I’m getting in bed with
So, introductions please

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I’ll be back in 2 shakes

 

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Saturday, October 5, 2024

Chapter IV Season VI “Last Episode to go”

1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, TimeTravel & Lifestyle

 


Chapter IV

Season VI
“Last Episode to go”

She gave a v strong maybe
He took it as v strong yes
Strangely enough the title has meaning
I don’t like to make a big scene
If you look long enough, You can’t help but notice
Mr Compromise: My name ain’t Santa but she’s sitting in my lap
At this point he was… lucky or she was drunk, Means One of those two things
I saw erections

 

This Story ain’t about how she Lost her cherry, nor is this about Halloween

This Allegory is about Mr Compromise’s 4th relationship

I remember on a lazy Sunday was Getting some of The Grand Tour in me… duuu the show
While I Drop these lyrics, 6th year into my writing

Find a sense of humour
It’s here somewhere…

Not Shakespeare… I’ll see what i can do


The Bedrock of any relationship is to find ways to make it work & Loyalty pops out. So he surrenders!
I found that almost poetic

We are part of a Posse, No question about it
The Narrative goes something like Accidental Ishq, No way around that
Lets put it this way, She’s a one way ticket
After Failure of epic proportions… Well i figured as much
When i play it back, Did what he does best
Made it what she wanted it to be
She called him the wordsmith, You take the cake!
& as things couldn’t get any worse she said: I Love you (it will hit me in many small ways)
To make matters even worse… she was incredibly sexy
There is however good news, I would be lying if I say I Love Love stories


She said: you’re my perfect storm
Mr Compromise: You have great taste!


After you successfully fail in a real relationship you automatically become a consultant

I’d like to think I’m good at giving stupid free advice - so, make a left & Step in my office
You don’t look at the bill on the first date like it’s an insurance policy
I was writing way before i was paid to… so thats $1000 bucks for this tip

Against the rules
Ghosts of Future are back
My heart was in my throat… Gulp
So I write because I froze & couldn’t speak
If you wanna walk fas,t walk alone
Its not that i won’t
Its that i can’t

Reminiscing a Date fail halfway through
Me: For a moment, there was peace & quiet
at such moments you wish you were dead
Reviews: You're gonna love her


Double dare you
No trial no jury just execution

Her last words were: Fuck you
Me: Does that mean a No
Another way to say “Celibacy”

Mr Compromise: Weekend plans?
Me: I’m dating my fridge

Mr Compromise: I’m so angry all the time?
Me: get laid bitch
Au Revoir

Lets leave & find a better party
I’ll be back in 2 shakes

I’m in that stage of my life where I need to know who I’m getting in bed with
So, introductions please

Share my page with your friends to look cool at the next cocktail party

 

 

My insta wall is how i want to paint it

arjun_the_storyteller

#storytellerarjun

Avant Garde type feeling, a poetic twist along with one-liners

Short Tales Read Affair

 

Every Month* New post* Same link*

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Play Book “Give me a Cold One”

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