Elvis, me, myself & i

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Elvis, me, myself & i

Left the building

 

 

 

Dear Monday have an iced Latte & entertain me in Slo mo… Keep me posted

“Sometimes the problem needs a little daylight”

Agbar mein Chapwado, poster lagwado

 

But before that I want you to do something - Join me in my Reminiscence, I am an 80s kid

When I was growing up there was… Great Music which used to play on records that turned into Mix tapes, overrated Fashion, bad hair styles, v cool sneakers, while Legends were made from Michael Jackson the Performer to Stars like Michael Jordon with his iconic moves & shoes, yes the Air Jordons by Nike… Kiss my AIR

We also saw historic SuperCars teach us how to drift… Epic movies

Lets go “Back to the Future”

 

Day in & day out I miss my T – double E – N - s

But this story is not about my childhood neither is this story about the 80s

This is about loyalty, its about love, its about that someone who shows everyone what is true

 

As they say “you can’t hurry love”

But then “I loved you before I saw you”

like you start having feelings for your unborn child

if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is

 

Perhaps the Bedrock of Happiness is Struggle being an integral part of the Journey which makes one appreciate the joy of fun along the way… beautiful & sweet oooh so sweet

 

I must tell you something, its bothering me so much that it’s eating me alive

The way this stunning creature held my Gaze

Arguably I have an imaginary friend he is Elvis & he just left the building

We even have a secret handshake

 

In this story, I want you to meet your best friend here

It will make for a Great story, Newfound love

My niece talks about us at length for hours. Whenever she is including Elvis in her conversation, she has a glow & a smile that goes from ear to ear… how things are wonderful

Sunday Play dates to Brunches & Galore… Who is he you ask?

The Charming, very playful, with whom you share memories while you make stories to tell

Recapture what you have right now! This Moment with Elvis my Dog, Attaboy!

 

He is not the partner you want but the friend you need

didn’t speak 2 words but clearly, we understand each other

Full marks for confidence

 

She said one word RUN

It was effortless as drinking water & as easy as liking pizza

As natural as grey

As dark as black (Elvis is Golden)

As comfortable as old pajamas

As easy as talk

As simple as a Tee

As complex as crypto

As amazing as coffee

As fun as dancing

As tough as politics

As cool as skateboarding

As essential as money

As strong as whiskey

 

My Care package is hungry for love

You define the truth really is, this all might be pretentious, but the Joy is Real

Nice way of looking at it

 

What to do I am allergic to people, So I have a Friend Elvis

I don’t give a fuck about anything but have an opinion about everything, So I have a Friend Elvis

You might have heard “Everyone wants a kitten nobody wants a cat”, So I have a Friend Elvis

Well, I am Dog person… scratch it! So, I have a Friend Elvis

You are so beautiful even more so in person, So I have a Friend Elvis

Assi Tussi Karke khel gaya, So I have a Friend Elvis

You better believe it, that is what I was going for, So I have a Friend Elvis

 

Elvis: How do you act Shy?

A Rare & different animal, Accurate like me

“United by intentions divided by methods”

He was confident like a bull maybe thats why they call it a bulldog

make no mistakes, Elvis is Golden

Hmmm Gotta get a Baby sitter

 

In the world of Kitto, I know this guy who has a Dog diet

Prodigal Diet program gone Wrong:

Knock knock

Who’s there

10 Breads

Coz No Ghee No Butter 10 is V light

To be completely honest with you, For a minute there he worshiped Elvis

“doggy bag to go”

 

While God was singing to me… Marshall if you will

that slot is for next Monday – it’s a Date?

lets hit that story later

 

 

Sayonara

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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WeekEND ToothBrush

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WeekEND ToothBrush

 

 

Howdy kids

 

Always read like a poem

sing it like an Opera

play it like a rockstar

& dance like a performer

 

Not so long ago… My life flashed before my eyes, sucker punched

The voice inside whispered… difficult decisions don’t have to be painful

Almost Always Misery is a choice!

I’ve been around long enough to know what I am doing

I’ve had many relationships which are over but not the story

the story is more entertaining than the protagonist’s experience

if I try to Wrap my head around the why of it, just then i have a headache 

 

After the music, floor on fire, the buzz & long rides to the right side of the wrong bed

In a moment it was Saturday AM… Piece of art was my Wakeup look, its like a crime scene!

Night before on Friday PM - My Brazilian pal said: “Última bolacha do pacote”

meaning “last cookie in the pack,” is a Brazilian Portuguese phrase, because I think I am precious & my girl shouts “back off sister”, I caught this fish!

On the flip side, it can also mean I am lonely.

Its one thing to understand 

But then its another to accept

 

TGIF

Fun Fuckin Fact is Everyone knows Amitabh Bachan, but do you really… the real question is does he know anyone?

 

Correct-o-Mundo Genius, lets rewind the future & start from the beginning

This is your story if you got lucky & it sure is entertainment

 

It was WeekEnd again

Date Night goes something like this…

Mr Possible: Knock knock 

My Property: Who’s there

Mr Possible: The man of your App

My Property: Impress me - The hottest thing… you ever met

Mr Possible: A sensation… Most Attractive creature

My Property: Do you wanna be mine, no second choices

 

Hands down the best, she’s my 1^st girl,

You be like: Luckiest guy walked planet earth

You kiddin!!! just saw it & I felt it

What if this is bigger than the Super-Bowl

 

Dil Tutta Nikla Poet

I’ve been told I am a criminal,

While I know I am A lover, A Survivor

I have Room to grow

I’ve been told I was in a Dark place

While I am a rare animal

Overrated - But all you need is Coffee

Something has got to give

Once twice, 3 times Coffee

 

Felt like a long 8 day week… while I was listening to Funk

Finally WeekEnd arrives bitches,

I am not gonna tell you something you don’t already know but it sure will be beautiful

We saw Hostile takeovers, burning garbage mountains, while apple still doesn’t have a competitor, but then every weekend i am sexy & I know it

 

She doesn’t like me

She loves me

Thats why she hates me

Then misses me crazy 

he doesn’t know it yet, hate to admit but he is Slipping through the cracks

 

a voice inside of you whispers softly… Dear Hot Girlfriends, so hard to please & struggle oooh the struggle to juggle

To tell you frankly, in all the excitement I forgot all about you…

So she was so J that she came into my story & killed it

I knew I will have to answer some v tough questions

Guess what Doll Face did… She put him in a lock & lost the key

I said: Smells like Evil

She said: Stay Evil

 

On the WeekEnd - I want you to get elegantly wasted, an All-nighter

just sparkle don’t burn up in flames

you cleanse yourself…

 

what is the secret of life? Ans: Brush your teeth, Dream Big & I sleep like a baby

dawn of a New age, you can count on it

Damn you clean up well

 

The End

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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