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She wants Heels but
He wants Meals
I Reckon
Breaking
your heart in the best way is an Art
Go on call
me whatever you want but I like to be called....
“Arjun the
Storyteller”
Trick or
treat! Divulge as I do
Believe me
for you can cut me open like a Melon, that...
After every
few years, your priorities change in Life
The fun-fuckin-fact
is that some things come back to you in the cycle through time, just like a bi-cycle.
When you’re a kid you always want a cycle. Then you move to a Car however when you’re
sick of the city life & boredom kicks in to the lack of exercise, what you
do is get yourself that mean cycle you always wanted!
Similarly I
find it in a pony... Duuu a “PonyTail”
Time is all
we have & Time is of essence, you learn more when you come of age that teaches
you through paranoia, the crazy thing is that the biggest problem in your life becomes
“losing your hair”!
To the 2nd
Biggie will be staying in shape... “Energy needed” for that matter, while money
comes & goes
It is all
in the mind when in some games of life, if you Lose you Win! A few pounds maybe
or some bedroom sports if you know what I mean
It still is
never true for Hair... Dipshit!
Give me a
Pulitzer already! Haha, When you are dreaming not thinking...
2 guys
talking in the Gym
I met
myself & guess what... I enjoyed my company! Spend some time with yourself
you might find the person you were searching for all your life
The other
guy Alias Roy, a Virgin! Clueless Bastard was drop dead gorgeous, IQ of
Einstein. He is taking tips for his hot date with Dolores tonight
Never kissed
a Blonde because his coach told him to stay away from Pom Pom dolls. Roy gets
the wisdom, with a sigh “ok then”
Booyah “Break
a Leg”
Roy in his
tight Daks picks up Dolores,
The Jock Mumbles
to break the ice - My coach always used to say
Never drink
iced coffee in the morning!
Always take
a shower after you break a sweat!
Never go
out with a girl who doesn’t laugh at your stupid jokes!
You stick
to those 3 things & everything else is Cream cheese...
Darn boy!
you gonna sleep like a baby
The foxy
chic responds, my trainer used to say
Never Drink
Coffee after 7
Never kiss
a guy on the 1st Date!
Brush your
teeth after breakfast!
Try to
compliment a guy & you won’t ever sleep at night! haha
Then you
look like me.
Fancy
candle light, bottle of Chablis on ice, Evocative Mmhmmm
After the Entrée
she went Bohemian on him, I mean Veritable poetic types
The Lust that transcends into love in the mere
fabric of life itself...
The dude
looking at the desert section said, is that on the menu
I will go
for Bavarian Choco ice cream
Stellar
Performance!
He lacked
Charm while she forgot her Needs
Futile
& the conversation went to a different tangent
They loved
to hear their own Voice
So they
come to a common ask - what you want? Meddling right to it
They both
wanted Freedom in their own respective ways
Being true to
themselves they answer...
The world
changed from the medieval times when you died young for honour, hell nowadays
people “run for fun” which nobody could even imagine in those times
She looks
gorgeous in those Stilettos which are “lit-e-rally” killing her while seeking
comfort in life
Running all
day ain’t fun when you get blisters the size of Minnesota
It’s
criminal, Put her out of that misery
He hunts for
Love while he forgot to Love himself
The joker
is too lazy to make effort that he has nothing but himself to adore.
The Sexy
one you so desire expects nothing less, so you gotta play it to the bone!
“Forbidden
fruit tastes the sweetest”
The one you
wanna sleep with might not be the one you wanna marry!
Just
because you want Goodness while it “isn’t fun”
You don’t
say?!
What you
kids say, Show don’t tell
Au Revoir
Arjun the
Storyteller
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