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Papi in a Porsche &
Pocket full of Change
Park
yourself for this, the truth will blind us
The Big Never!
“The day your barber
stops having fun
The jokes are on you @
your Ex’s salon”
-
Arjun the
Storyteller
Like a
Dream the hot wheels rolled into the down town cafe, Vroom symphony to my ears.
Unless this sweet RiDe was for me, it was Stealing my thunder on a guy’s birthday
for crying out loud!
Distinguished
Dude with a Buzz cut steps out of the Yellow Porsche.
Fancy
Fantasy & How. He tosses the keys to the valet “Do me a favour don’t lose
it between the driveway & parking”
Kamusta Papi...
He responds “you know with a song in my heart”
I didn’t
sign up for this... but then whose stopping me from smiling.
Si
The Degenerate
had big plans, while waiting for the coffee it plays in the fool’s head, To drive a ride I can’t afford &
go with a plan I do not have
Pulling out a bottle of courage the Nervous wreck time travels while his lips start Banging out the story... Its been 4 years give or take
I used to be something of a mess!
Drinking
wine killing time, I was crazy about her!
she used to say
“I am a German car, if
you don’t take care of me I just won’t perform”
-
Arjun the
Storyteller
when it
rains, it pours... Cruising Along
like any couple they had a Mid life crisis, so she went for those Hideous bags which Ladies adore while he got those Wannabe Flashy Beast in which Douche bags roll… Papi gifted himself a 911 & named it Honey. He always looks at the beauty & keeps telling himself
“It seemed like a good idea at that time”.
He forgot
Lesson 101 - A penny saved is a penny earned
A lil too much a little too late, it was all because of the “The kill box” Missus
She & I we go way back
Mi Amor… She
was Cold Like December!
While we
were apart she got an offshore lover...
Half Sorry
She breaks his heart, He breaks the guys jaw (Nasty shit right there)
She packs her bag, He packs his broken dreams
Long story
short...
Confident like a Looney
He starts the car
Lost his partner
He changed the Gear
Lost his house
He changed the Gear
Lost his job
He Crashed
FUBAR
I had parts
of me shaking I didn’t even know I had
Sucker Punched, he Drove all night… there goes hells bells
To confused
to act, to shocked to react
A day later a dollar short, He learnt the hard way that “More is Less”
When you got
nothing to lose, what you do is Smile
Well it
burnt from red to Ashes alright
The Stages of Frustration > Upset > Anger > React > Sorrow > eventually you laugh at yourself.
Some Wise
Ass once said, its not having what you want, its wanting what you got
The world just
doesn’t learn that Fun is priceless, Am I lying
Life is more exciting when you are broke. It turns out to be an interesting story
Ready for
Round 2, Papi now sticks to - Tuesday Hangovers, Thursday Brunches &
Sunday
Storytelling Duuu
Papi: Do
you wanna take her for a spin
Don’t mind
if I do... she’s a bomb
The 3rd
Wheeler shouts “I call Shotgun”
Salud
Arjun the
Storyteller
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