Selling the Moon

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Selling the Moon

 

“Peace is the only Drug that can make everything better”

I got 2 words for you - Tune out!

Music to my ears

Most People, similar to myself believe in what they see, about nothing & everything
& another kind see what they want to believe
Do you feel me?
Seems like i’ve known you for years
Ok ok got it, too cheesy for you… Can’t help the Stupidly charming me to pop out

I’m v easy to fall in love with
That’s another way to look at it

You can’t blame me – I am Selling the Moon, yet again I am a Storyteller

I hear ya… Shut up & talk
I’m just Too old to grow up

This Story is about the Truth, I will tell the Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing but the Truth

We are different in our own way but the same animal

We need Love at our own Pace, We need Love in our own Space, We need Love at our own Time

Don’t Forget to Give

 

“Having too much hope is as dangerous as having no hope at all”

Survive to tell the tale
Just not fully cooked yet

Nowadays people from all walks of life love Captures which makes insta so popular

Steal a moment of our lives & make memories
Back in the day things were simple & your show off reach was as fresh till the places you roll but now you can be everywhere at once!

Mostly selling yourself

Thanks I hate it

 

 

Let me Tell you about this Guy Alias “Riddler”
I worked so hard to live you
too busy that i missed you
Now I forgot how to enjoy you
So?  

Starts with a Sorry… Break ups & makeups

Don’t waste your sorry
You might need them later

Last summer he said she said
I can’t make you happy in June… Not never
Look back n laugh about it
Playing by no rules
She is hot
She is loaded
Ain’t that bright
She said I wanna rise in love
I am an acquired taste
Are you saying what i think you’re saying

Lost your P.O.Box
Gotta send you a postcard
I know I missed your calls coz i miss you

Stop messing with me & just love me
I can’t tell you the truth & I can’t lie to you

So let’s get busy with nothing

The everyday Gentleman, She loves me not
Changing your mind like that girl who changes clothes
Endless conversations
Not my type
Out of your league
You mean simple stuff like a Man over a boy
The Crush

Todays pain is tomorrows strength
Boring mohabaat
Unko kya bolenge
Kya jawab denge

Riddler said: So cool they call me ice
As pretty as your name
The dead can rise to flirt with you
Who am i but a cheesy guy
You make me a poet
Now they call me a Riddler

I am so single that all my girlfriends Ghosted me
I knew a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy… who is fixing us up

Thought we will grow old together
Then we grew apart
“Not a big fan…”

she said: Thats how we do things in GTown

Workshopping
You & i need to meet more often
Don’t fall in love
Unless you don’t like me
Then you have bad taste
Now that we have established that
I get to keep 1 secret
I was looking for a girlfriend
Fortunately There’s a spot open

I once was young
Then i fell hard on my knees… go figure
Now i am greying with indulgence & i have baggage
So i can only tell a tale

Ready or not here I come
Maybe this could be… You & i
Go for sports, then… Drinks & dance
I can hold your hands under the moonlight
Pull you close, Look deep into your eyes
Make sure you blush
Ever after
I’d travel to the moon for you, but then we will never know till you collide

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Take an Appointment

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Take an Appointment!

 

 

I’m traveling so much… I woke up in the middle of the night guessing where the fuck am i, was i sleeping in my bed or has Thailand taken me
Smells like vacation
Didn’t get the memo
I am so busy with my Vacation Hangover that my calendar needs a calendar who knows a calendar & has a calendar

Knock knock
Me: Whose there
Death!
Me: “Thanks i hate it”
Take an appointment, no time to die
I don’t wanna pry or nothing
Haven’t had the pleasure of time to know you
The month packed into a day, the day into a nightmare playing on repeat

I did a Monday, pulled a Sunday on a Monday
lets put it this way, My Monday is better than yours

This Story is about Death who met my Alter Ego.

I loved the fact she could me tell her story in 1 minute.

From any standard I have too much energy to be old nor am I numerically young
much more experience from the boys, so we can safely call it purani jawani

Death said: I like how you think

When you are single you like the idea of couples
When you are married you are J of them Singles

if potatoes were people -

What kind of potato are you a mash or a fry or a rosti

You like hanging at parties, to put it simply you like to be around people
Or
You have a party in a party of your own, so basically you are selective, my people, know the company you keep
Or
You just hate people Period
Death said: I wear my confidence & i look fuckin Sharp

People have Different methods & Different paths
But the same destination, we all want to find happiness everyday

let me give you the juice… in this case the appointment is a date.

The things i shall do for love
because we are talking about people… Usually I can handle only 2 characters (from which 1 is myself)
Ek soch khubsoorat ho, Bhaut zada
Tumhari tarha Khubsoorat koshish hi kar sakta hai

Story goes something like this… I really need to find out if you are
a) Hot
b) cute
c) boring
d) all the above

Aao kabhi haveli pe

I am keeping score, But let me tell - you look v bad on the scoreboard

I have to message you first
I get you gifts
I pick you up “open the door”
I fix another date…
You forget
You have a last minute thing
You ghost me
I get to chase you
Hmmm, I couldn’t read you like the rest of those Gazillion dates

Remind me why I love to do this?
Maybe you make me a better writer

Its easy when you know what you want
Its like you can’t live without it but you hate technology when it doesn’t work
Those days when you shout why the fuckin floor is on the floor

Why the fuckin grass is green & on the ground
On top of that why does it keep growing when i cut it

if you ask the right questions, Opens the right doors
Played it in my mind a million times,

Death: Let me jog your memory… I wish more people would

Tell me everything
Or give me something
Coz i know nothing

I don’t want you, if I am the last thing on your mind
But the 1st when you need something

I can do better if you allow me… every waking moment or resting hour
Time is all i have & i long for making it beautiful with you

I am stuck between
I wanna kiss you on repeat & i need more hours
Wouldn’t miss it for the world
Some would’ve said that I was possessed
Maybe we can by then establish if you & i can grab that drink with your name written on it
Death: Take an appointment

I say a lot of things, Getting better with age
What pulls you here
what brings you here

More importantly What keeps you here
Counting the days if not hours
So take an appointment

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Kalyug “Split the bill”

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Kalyug

“Split the bill”

 

 

Fun facts about me… Had started writing a few years ago
I was Late to the party but touch a few smiles
If i am anything its to make you smile

living talking & all things fun must be young
I am so young that I’m living my 20s in my 40s, like a Sunday on a Monday

I help you nice folks with a recipe to life’s secret & the roadmap to nothing at all
so lets get this party started… What the fuck is Love language?

I will tell the truth
The whole truth
Nothing but the truth

I am called a Master manipulator.

Let me paint a picture for ya

If any girl is interested in a guy, do girls exchange notes or is there a law of how to chat with guys? They are so wired/engineered alike Or programmed to respond similarly
The Accuracy of responses are unbelievable
be like:
Never be the first to message no matter how much you think about him
Its criminal to compliment him
Etc & shit like that… So what do you think
“Why does the guy always have to message first?”
No pun intended
Kalyug Hai

 

 

Boy: you look gorgeous
Girl: You don’t look bad (that’s the best you can do… seriously!)
Thanks i hate it
Kalyug hai

 

What if the only bad thing is good, If not Dreams then nightmares for sure
Failed to recognise, After I Brew a pot of coffee
why can’t a guy be called a “Khuli Tijori”

Why don’t guys wear a skirt but a girl can wear a suit
What if we love it
Guys n Dolls, I was confused who i was
Why is it funny when a guy says “No means No”
while a girl has the right to call men a pervert even if he walks up & asks her name or compliment her, was that an Over share

Kalyug hai

 

I don’t know if i would date me
Why can’t the girl pick up the guy
Maybe Thats not even safe, I don’t wanna get into an argument about that
Kalyug hai

Start the process all over again
Ka-ching!
She said: Split the bill

New one on me, How can any of this shit be any good

Is that a tricky one? Take my money
Kalyug hai

 

Never chase a a girl who doesn’t respond or acts busy
What comes to your mind when i say “ghosting” Maybe a chic pops in front of your eyes who thinks she is a gift to mankind… The why is killing you
Did you have this feeling… For absomotherfuckinlutely no reason she just doesn’t respond
While yesterday that very woman was crazy about you
Its fancy ghosts return day

I love creating beautiful moments for myself
I meet myself
I love myself
So that i can love others
Like there was a time that i used to live for basketball
Its a Timeless Design, Now they call me Air Bhasin


Don’t flatter yourself
Be Extremely picky of what you consume
Equality means you stand in same line, don’t get special seats or somebody charming picks you up & opens the car door
Or else get me a coffee please
Kalyug Hai

Split the bill is unheard of however some exceptions existing! Don’t get me wrong no gender bias however majorly generic
There is this junk which someone is promoting why they shouldn’t pay the bill… & probably women dig
What the heck is “i spend money on makeup bags… so why should I pay the bill?” haha

Lady let me ask you a question: who is asking you to torture yourself?!
Let me tell you a secret! We give zero fucks to all that crap, don’t waste your top dollars on that shit & take the next one
Duuu the bill silly
Kalyug Hai

its similar everywhere, People they love to follow any trend on insta
Stupid pix with no face, is it coz you look ugly? but maybe have a stunning body or maybe nobody will know coz everyone is doing it, so you just follow?!
Its like they want to be part of something trending or just wanna show off
Simple pleasures

Like George said
If i like them they don’t like me
If they like me, I don’t like em
everyone is confused but you still do it coz you can’t live them & you can’t live without them


We get used to things… workouts, boxing or whatever you kids call Yoga nowadays
Its like the stretch & the twist, Punching, sweating
My neck is hurting, my back is killing me…
Why do you do it?
It makes me feel great


“Love is to choose not to need”
What will you do in your Moment of weakness?

Kalyug Hai

 

 

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Breakfast for Dinner

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Breakfast for Dinner

 

 

Live each moment as your last, breath in as your first

Like my weather, 22 degrees mostly sunny partly cloudy Perfect.

You can see I’m an accidental storyteller, this so happened when the travel bug bit me

 

Disclaimer: This Story is Mean, you could be Judgemental but then no need to be Hostile, You can’t bring it home

Lets start with “Bad Texter”, like that’s even a thing… the very same person who said it, is having endless conversations with someone else on the same app, now that you solved the mystery “Smile”

 

Let me ask you a Question & depending on who you are as a person, you will find it difficult to answer. What you like more snickers or sneakers?

if you like choco+nut butter & are also a fan of them jordans then it’s a tough one for you kids

Define a problem… Problems people have,

my girlfriend once said: “its so difficult to look pretty”

“They are not used to seeing good lookin people that’s all”

 

The name of the Game is - Grow a Pair!

 

This Story isn’t about my dreams, nor about your Nightmares.

This Story is about “wake up Problems”

 

Love the confidence, if you looking for pity, find a map there is a place called “get lost” Go

She Loves me Not?! I like to believe she likes me

My silence is not my agreement, usually a Blip in the conversation.

Surprise Surprise…

If you’re married everything is a negotiation, haven’t you heard it

“Meri Haar mein bhi meri Jeet hai”

 

Pyar ek tarfa nahi hosakta - Damn straight

Well i am gonna note everything 

I have a little virgin beige book

While i take notes, I’m keeping Score

 

My wakeup problems…

Sometimes it can be Dark & Grey, Whatnot.

Still awake & dreaming of you, I just can’t think straight, I have to let you go

She had a Disturbingly beautiful resting bitch face

I hate to say, Officially it’s my first

 

I wrote a poem

I don’t wanna remember your favourite colour but the colour of your eyes

You started it, I will end it, I am lost without you

Its your job to love me, & my job to miss you

 

I wrote a song

I’ve seen fire, I’ve seen rain

Always late but worth the wait

“half a tank & an empty heart”

 

Wakeup Problems hmmm

Whats the key on that? You ask, Answer: below in Tremendous Detail

Humans ruin it for me, calling themselves Mother to a dog while eating any other animal

So I just make fun of them

 

I’m guessing you workout, if not then what you waiting for Christmas

Its that feeling “The tomorrow that never comes”

Grand scheme of things, best case worst case

Changing your mind like that girl who changes clothes

 

slipping through the cracks with them wakeup problems

For whats it worth, I Remind myself every day that we see Dawn of things

You don’t get old like me without living

 

Did I Stutter?!

 

 

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Re-Run

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Re-Run

 

 

Mi casa, su casa

Life side effects – happy, hungry, sleepy

Almost always you can’t handle the truth, others can’t say it

Also a few hacks to help you sail this beautiful journey… You need to lose everything to appreciate anything.

I hate you so much insanely, coz I loved you deeply, that I will miss you crazy

To my Ex – I loved you so much that it hurt, so I tasted life

All my Exs used to have Great Taste, while they are like the sun, you look away

Whatever floats your boat, for some it’s Red Flags

They can be a gift to mankind, Trophies, but by design we look in new places of hope

 

Pinky Promise

Take it out, like its yours

The writer inside yelled

Dancing around the truth, great many things but the truth

Turn off the brain, let the heart do the talking

 

single as a MaCallan

love me the way I want you to

Don’t just look at it, read it, understand it

Then place it in a shelf of your choice

 

As young as the rolling waves

As fresh as the morning breeze

Sometimes a Penny short or a gram shy

Arguably the Best, so I tasted life

 

All you never thought you always needed

Hotter than your Ex & better than your next, so I tasted life

Lets get one thing straight “if you don’t like me, you have bad taste”

 

Sometimes loving is a responsibility, while liking is always a choice

Similarly, if she loves you, doesn’t mean she has to like your post

Life challenges be like - You girlfriend follows everyone, listens to influencers but you

 

Let me paint a picture for ya

French Press & i are looking for ya

You always look for a good story, you know everyone likes a good story

If you want more just travel, make your own story,

He said she said: it’s a “Sick Place”

Feet in my sand

Beer in my hand

Sun on my face

Splash on my phone, so I tasted life

 

Just like fresh love

Struggling on the 1^st kiss

You’re excited but unaware, you know it won’t be your last

This is the end of the beginning

Experience counts but doesn’t matter

Definitely maybe, so I tasted life

 

Somebody somewhere will love you

You are beautiful to someone

That someone has love, will love, is love

Blossoming in her own world

Unspeakable spoonful of love

 

You were my purpose, I know you more than you know yourself

Even if you leave I will always be here for you

I don’t need an apology, I need answers

But No love Lost, so I tasted life

 

let me be your strength,

I can hold your hands, Pull you close… Look deep into your eyes

Make sure you blush under the moonlit night & ever after

All I ask for is “Give me Fuckin A-tTension”

Kinds of Happy ending, so I tasted life

If you are scared of dying then don’t stop living

I will rest when I am Dead

 

 

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Baby who

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Baby who

 

 

She makes me feel like vacation

I think I don’t remember a moment when I don’t

Then you go & make mistakes… I’ll have what she’s having

But then you realize, It was a CosmoCrappyPolitan

Make better decisions in life, even the small ones… Live the moment

 

Time is all I have, while Time is running out

More times I can count but never

Like Metallica baba used to say “the day that never comes”

Money is no object & useless… unless you use it

Penny short or a Gram shy

Like the thought, while buying sneakers… “How much is too much”?

 

I got a smile & a joke for you good folks… all the freaking time

Cover Story or the Real Story, How do you like it?

For me - Give it straight with No drama!

 

What will you call this one? - She said to the ugly fat guy: Tring Tring (missing you …)

I have my own car but I rather be in your Porsche (aww)

I can say that exact same thing & be called something else (Gold-digger)

I got the Hots for your Car too.

 

This shit is getting real, I mean Vigilante level. You feel me

But then she comes & ruins it by shouting out “Baby”

You don’t call them Vigilantes a Baby in public, Social media had Baby written all over the Gazillion posts she had

She said: you are my morning sun, keeping me warm & shining

its love baby…

Even Heroes have the right to cry

Baby Who?

 

Don’t get me wrong, I can be a Great boyfriend but then it’s a Greater responsibility that one must take when those millions of followers are noticing you as the baby in the background.

Don’t start what you can’t finish

The real question is: Are you ready?

Still lie awake at night

Baby Who?

 

This story is about The outside who becomes the insider

Other worldly, 2 heartbeats away to Baby

Do me a solid & Speak English

Baby Who?

 

I am everything… a People person, taking your breath away, has brown, fries & Masala Potato

sure why not… Some call grown-ups Man child, no prizes for guessing who named that too

It was down the hill for him

But Baby Who?

 

Boxed in is what I like to avoid, idiot proof

I ain’t an expert on the subject…

Its how they say “the Universe rewards the brave”

A question only you can answer

 

But then Perfect imperfections, Feeling all violated

How to Blow off some steam you ask,

I got the solution to all worries & problems in the world.

“Party”

 

 

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