Kalyug “Split the bill”

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Kalyug

“Split the bill”

 

 

Fun facts about me… Had started writing a few years ago
I was Late to the party but touch a few smiles
If i am anything its to make you smile

living talking & all things fun must be young
I am so young that I’m living my 20s in my 40s, like a Sunday on a Monday

I help you nice folks with a recipe to life’s secret & the roadmap to nothing at all
so lets get this party started… What the fuck is Love language?

I will tell the truth
The whole truth
Nothing but the truth

I am called a Master manipulator.

Let me paint a picture for ya

If any girl is interested in a guy, do girls exchange notes or is there a law of how to chat with guys? They are so wired/engineered alike Or programmed to respond similarly
The Accuracy of responses are unbelievable
be like:
Never be the first to message no matter how much you think about him
Its criminal to compliment him
Etc & shit like that… So what do you think
“Why does the guy always have to message first?”
No pun intended
Kalyug Hai

 

 

Boy: you look gorgeous
Girl: You don’t look bad (that’s the best you can do… seriously!)
Thanks i hate it
Kalyug hai

 

What if the only bad thing is good, If not Dreams then nightmares for sure
Failed to recognise, After I Brew a pot of coffee
why can’t a guy be called a “Khuli Tijori”

Why don’t guys wear a skirt but a girl can wear a suit
What if we love it
Guys n Dolls, I was confused who i was
Why is it funny when a guy says “No means No”
while a girl has the right to call men a pervert even if he walks up & asks her name or compliment her, was that an Over share

Kalyug hai

 

I don’t know if i would date me
Why can’t the girl pick up the guy
Maybe Thats not even safe, I don’t wanna get into an argument about that
Kalyug hai

Start the process all over again
Ka-ching!
She said: Split the bill

New one on me, How can any of this shit be any good

Is that a tricky one? Take my money
Kalyug hai

 

Never chase a a girl who doesn’t respond or acts busy
What comes to your mind when i say “ghosting” Maybe a chic pops in front of your eyes who thinks she is a gift to mankind… The why is killing you
Did you have this feeling… For absomotherfuckinlutely no reason she just doesn’t respond
While yesterday that very woman was crazy about you
Its fancy ghosts return day

I love creating beautiful moments for myself
I meet myself
I love myself
So that i can love others
Like there was a time that i used to live for basketball
Its a Timeless Design, Now they call me Air Bhasin


Don’t flatter yourself
Be Extremely picky of what you consume
Equality means you stand in same line, don’t get special seats or somebody charming picks you up & opens the car door
Or else get me a coffee please
Kalyug Hai

Split the bill is unheard of however some exceptions existing! Don’t get me wrong no gender bias however majorly generic
There is this junk which someone is promoting why they shouldn’t pay the bill… & probably women dig
What the heck is “i spend money on makeup bags… so why should I pay the bill?” haha

Lady let me ask you a question: who is asking you to torture yourself?!
Let me tell you a secret! We give zero fucks to all that crap, don’t waste your top dollars on that shit & take the next one
Duuu the bill silly
Kalyug Hai

its similar everywhere, People they love to follow any trend on insta
Stupid pix with no face, is it coz you look ugly? but maybe have a stunning body or maybe nobody will know coz everyone is doing it, so you just follow?!
Its like they want to be part of something trending or just wanna show off
Simple pleasures

Like George said
If i like them they don’t like me
If they like me, I don’t like em
everyone is confused but you still do it coz you can’t live them & you can’t live without them


We get used to things… workouts, boxing or whatever you kids call Yoga nowadays
Its like the stretch & the twist, Punching, sweating
My neck is hurting, my back is killing me…
Why do you do it?
It makes me feel great


“Love is to choose not to need”
What will you do in your Moment of weakness?

Kalyug Hai

 

 

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Breakfast for Dinner

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Breakfast for Dinner

 

 

Live each moment as your last, breath in as your first

Like my weather, 22 degrees mostly sunny partly cloudy Perfect.

You can see I’m an accidental storyteller, this so happened when the travel bug bit me

 

Disclaimer: This Story is Mean, you could be Judgemental but then no need to be Hostile, You can’t bring it home

Lets start with “Bad Texter”, like that’s even a thing… the very same person who said it, is having endless conversations with someone else on the same app, now that you solved the mystery “Smile”

 

Let me ask you a Question & depending on who you are as a person, you will find it difficult to answer. What you like more snickers or sneakers?

if you like choco+nut butter & are also a fan of them jordans then it’s a tough one for you kids

Define a problem… Problems people have,

my girlfriend once said: “its so difficult to look pretty”

“They are not used to seeing good lookin people that’s all”

 

The name of the Game is - Grow a Pair!

 

This Story isn’t about my dreams, nor about your Nightmares.

This Story is about “wake up Problems”

 

Love the confidence, if you looking for pity, find a map there is a place called “get lost” Go

She Loves me Not?! I like to believe she likes me

My silence is not my agreement, usually a Blip in the conversation.

Surprise Surprise…

If you’re married everything is a negotiation, haven’t you heard it

“Meri Haar mein bhi meri Jeet hai”

 

Pyar ek tarfa nahi hosakta - Damn straight

Well i am gonna note everything 

I have a little virgin beige book

While i take notes, I’m keeping Score

 

My wakeup problems…

Sometimes it can be Dark & Grey, Whatnot.

Still awake & dreaming of you, I just can’t think straight, I have to let you go

She had a Disturbingly beautiful resting bitch face

I hate to say, Officially it’s my first

 

I wrote a poem

I don’t wanna remember your favourite colour but the colour of your eyes

You started it, I will end it, I am lost without you

Its your job to love me, & my job to miss you

 

I wrote a song

I’ve seen fire, I’ve seen rain

Always late but worth the wait

“half a tank & an empty heart”

 

Wakeup Problems hmmm

Whats the key on that? You ask, Answer: below in Tremendous Detail

Humans ruin it for me, calling themselves Mother to a dog while eating any other animal

So I just make fun of them

 

I’m guessing you workout, if not then what you waiting for Christmas

Its that feeling “The tomorrow that never comes”

Grand scheme of things, best case worst case

Changing your mind like that girl who changes clothes

 

slipping through the cracks with them wakeup problems

For whats it worth, I Remind myself every day that we see Dawn of things

You don’t get old like me without living

 

Did I Stutter?!

 

 

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Re-Run

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Re-Run

 

 

Mi casa, su casa

Life side effects – happy, hungry, sleepy

Almost always you can’t handle the truth, others can’t say it

Also a few hacks to help you sail this beautiful journey… You need to lose everything to appreciate anything.

I hate you so much insanely, coz I loved you deeply, that I will miss you crazy

To my Ex – I loved you so much that it hurt, so I tasted life

All my Exs used to have Great Taste, while they are like the sun, you look away

Whatever floats your boat, for some it’s Red Flags

They can be a gift to mankind, Trophies, but by design we look in new places of hope

 

Pinky Promise

Take it out, like its yours

The writer inside yelled

Dancing around the truth, great many things but the truth

Turn off the brain, let the heart do the talking

 

single as a MaCallan

love me the way I want you to

Don’t just look at it, read it, understand it

Then place it in a shelf of your choice

 

As young as the rolling waves

As fresh as the morning breeze

Sometimes a Penny short or a gram shy

Arguably the Best, so I tasted life

 

All you never thought you always needed

Hotter than your Ex & better than your next, so I tasted life

Lets get one thing straight “if you don’t like me, you have bad taste”

 

Sometimes loving is a responsibility, while liking is always a choice

Similarly, if she loves you, doesn’t mean she has to like your post

Life challenges be like - You girlfriend follows everyone, listens to influencers but you

 

Let me paint a picture for ya

French Press & i are looking for ya

You always look for a good story, you know everyone likes a good story

If you want more just travel, make your own story,

He said she said: it’s a “Sick Place”

Feet in my sand

Beer in my hand

Sun on my face

Splash on my phone, so I tasted life

 

Just like fresh love

Struggling on the 1^st kiss

You’re excited but unaware, you know it won’t be your last

This is the end of the beginning

Experience counts but doesn’t matter

Definitely maybe, so I tasted life

 

Somebody somewhere will love you

You are beautiful to someone

That someone has love, will love, is love

Blossoming in her own world

Unspeakable spoonful of love

 

You were my purpose, I know you more than you know yourself

Even if you leave I will always be here for you

I don’t need an apology, I need answers

But No love Lost, so I tasted life

 

let me be your strength,

I can hold your hands, Pull you close… Look deep into your eyes

Make sure you blush under the moonlit night & ever after

All I ask for is “Give me Fuckin A-tTension”

Kinds of Happy ending, so I tasted life

If you are scared of dying then don’t stop living

I will rest when I am Dead

 

 

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Baby who

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Baby who

 

 

She makes me feel like vacation

I think I don’t remember a moment when I don’t

Then you go & make mistakes… I’ll have what she’s having

But then you realize, It was a CosmoCrappyPolitan

Make better decisions in life, even the small ones… Live the moment

 

Time is all I have, while Time is running out

More times I can count but never

Like Metallica baba used to say “the day that never comes”

Money is no object & useless… unless you use it

Penny short or a Gram shy

Like the thought, while buying sneakers… “How much is too much”?

 

I got a smile & a joke for you good folks… all the freaking time

Cover Story or the Real Story, How do you like it?

For me - Give it straight with No drama!

 

What will you call this one? - She said to the ugly fat guy: Tring Tring (missing you …)

I have my own car but I rather be in your Porsche (aww)

I can say that exact same thing & be called something else (Gold-digger)

I got the Hots for your Car too.

 

This shit is getting real, I mean Vigilante level. You feel me

But then she comes & ruins it by shouting out “Baby”

You don’t call them Vigilantes a Baby in public, Social media had Baby written all over the Gazillion posts she had

She said: you are my morning sun, keeping me warm & shining

its love baby…

Even Heroes have the right to cry

Baby Who?

 

Don’t get me wrong, I can be a Great boyfriend but then it’s a Greater responsibility that one must take when those millions of followers are noticing you as the baby in the background.

Don’t start what you can’t finish

The real question is: Are you ready?

Still lie awake at night

Baby Who?

 

This story is about The outside who becomes the insider

Other worldly, 2 heartbeats away to Baby

Do me a solid & Speak English

Baby Who?

 

I am everything… a People person, taking your breath away, has brown, fries & Masala Potato

sure why not… Some call grown-ups Man child, no prizes for guessing who named that too

It was down the hill for him

But Baby Who?

 

Boxed in is what I like to avoid, idiot proof

I ain’t an expert on the subject…

Its how they say “the Universe rewards the brave”

A question only you can answer

 

But then Perfect imperfections, Feeling all violated

How to Blow off some steam you ask,

I got the solution to all worries & problems in the world.

“Party”

 

 

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Balle Balle Fries

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Balle Balle Fries

 

 

It was written on the wall “Lets make better mistakes next time“

Easy for you to say, I’ll tell you what I don’t want - Adventure gone wrong

Her Ques: that’s what you afraid of

My Ans: That’s what I want

The thing is they are right, turns out everyone who wants an Adventure must feel the rush however if you don’t then you are disappointed

You will never know till you try, the answer is as clear as day

 

I post on the wall

Some are living through them

Others are dreaming their next

But one thing is for sure that Everyone is j

So you have a Bia

 

I had a thought while taking off from Vietnam “why do girls never buy a drink for the guy?”

Don’t get me wrong

Safe to say, Since i was born or you were 5

Its not like they are bad in love or misers… Nah! Maybe its Ego

Do you have a clue? Well, a girl bought me 1 here so I was surprised

Ask me which part of the world was she from, might speak volumes

I think it is puurfect, haha I am kitten. She had all the right intentions

So you have that Bia

 

Anyhooo, culture & origin of things fascinate me. While Biking across the rice paddies in HoiAn… I thought about it, French influence is not just incredibly spread here, or due to the history of this country but many more. Did you ever know, because of the infamous French taste, it so happens that back in the day, I mean way back at the time of World War I American soldiers in South Belgium as usual “discovered” tasty fried potatoes & again due to the French influence that made them famous which you & I today know it as “French Fries”

So the fun fact is that French Fries are not even French! Trivia you will always remember when you pick a Fry - that simple yet best taste comes from Belgium.

My friend in the North of the Hotspot, land of the Free “Amsterdam” is surrounded by many distractions & enjoying these fast-food delicacies amongst other things

So wash it down with a Bia

 

now that I land in Cambodia, let me give you another piece of information that I just realized is wild

Fun Fact, here Crocodile burgers are more famous than Angkor Wat, these guys have such an appetite for it that these creatures are extinct to the level that you find them only in museums now

Its like Holy Crocodile, what you gonna do with all that tasty meat after making an exotic belt & accessory for you… Not for me I don’t even eat meat anymore

So just have a Bia

 

This story isn’t about me, I am just a character here to Tell

Nor is this story about my culinary skills…

This Story is about Time Travel

make no mistake & grab a Bia

 

Crash course from Suryavarman II & Jayavarman VII

They ruled indigenous Khmers & made the world’s biggest metropolis of ancient times

It was the God City & remains the largest since time itself approx a 1000 years give or take… whos counting

TombRaider & all the best Indiana Jones kind of treasure hunter flix were filmed here

Most interesting fact is that they followed Hinduism & fused it later with Buddhism religious beliefs

Long story short its magnificent, but someone pulled the plug… thought the heavens will fall

the forest & trees popping out like mushrooms from the roofs of the structures, its some kind of beautiful you can only go, see & experience for yourself to know what I mean

These things are larger than life, you can go to the swamp & be mesmerized by the largest lake ever followed by an incredible sunset

Unbelievable life floating on water

So you have a Bia

 

I am sure one of you are gonna say that… all I got from all this is that I am an alcoholic haha

Hell I was on vacation, it can’t be half as good unless you put an all-nighter

Do tell me if I paint a compelling picture… will ya?

 

Hope it tickles your pickle

I sure had the time of my life, if you need one… Hell, take mine

Now I am on a snooze fest, from here on… now its blue skies & butterflies

 

 

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SOLO ji

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SOLO ji

 

 

Have you tried Pub Crawling… it will be an Epic night you won’t remember

“Only failure is to never try”

Road ahead is uncertain, but the end is clear. The Journey is Gold, perhaps without reasonable doubt

Wouldn’t miss it for the world or maybe I will just Map it

I have a Tell… Travel Story to the Land of the Bia & my fav Coffee

Egg Coffee is that experience you always wanted, credit where credit is due

Maybe I should write a book. I got a name for it too “Why you can’t find a Starbucks here”

Walking into Starbucks & ordering a smoothie, that’s a story for another time

Just can’t shake it

So you go Solo ji

 

I backpacked, I saw, I fell in love

If I stay a few more days

I will live a few more years

 

It is unheard of - you land like a Millionaire while leaving with priceless memories.

You feel more richer coming out than going in

Its like the boulevard of cocktails & hope, you feel so liberated & free

I saw it written in bright Red “Hot singles” haha that was a Food delivery AD

Jaded at the Bangkok airport layover, while I started thinking about all I did,

Bibbity bobbity booo… before I knew it, I was writing for you good folks

back to my day job! I was doing ok yesterday, Great fun today. Don’t worry about tomorrow

I must do this, so that I can do all that…

want more Bang for your Buck

So you go Solo ji

 

This spot is wining hearts, Stepped into the Pulsating Hanoi, cycling myself through the enchanting Hoi An… Hoppin around the charming DaNang & Hue

My last leg out from the Bustling Ho Chi Minh or what we love to call SaiGon

All the way to the Ancient God City of Cambodia

Lets get this party started, Taking the road less travelled, moving my way South I met many people… bunch of Americans, Australians, French & loads from the UK… no prizes for guessing why. Interestingly a few from South Korea for many reasons that one can find when you dig into the past Mmhmmm

Met many backpackers, over friendlies, travel junkies, saw smokin balloons, its v hush hush

Vietnamese love the Dragon; I know where GOT got its inspiration from.

Treat to the eyes

Vacation to the mind

Rejuvenating to the body

Exotic me in the foreign land, taught a girl how to skateboard. You meet so many new people from different cultures & walks of life, nice as well as warm locals. Really friendly people

Neighbors, passerby, everyone must dance to the music even if they don’t want. Super fun

Everyone loves my beard, coz they got none haha

You think you’ve seen it all, but then you visit BaNa Hill. Boy oh boy you are stunned

Taking the cable car… damn that was fast from 30 degrees to 15 degrees in a few minutes. Take off from the Tropical Island & land on a True European Hilltop

Best Top Dollars I ever spent, for the lack of better words Amazed & Mesmerized

Anyhoo the S shaped coastal country along with Siem Reap was out of this world but still on planet Earth

 

Set out as an Explorer, not as much as the first, but definitely more to come in the last

while the guys driving Grab are selling everything but a ride, its one thing to ride, well let’s just say they got it all wrong

Not a big fan of air Jordan anymore, do you still have to ask me why

This place is a ubiquitous copy of everything

 

Planning this trip just happened when I was listening to Van Helen scream “you really got me”

I will take it how it meant & not how it sounded

just can’t shake it

So you go Solo ji

 

Its Epic to Backpack the Exotic lands of South East Asia… Solo travel in this part of the world is like - Things I never saw with people I never meet

There are 3 kind of backpackers – those who never go home, those who have 1 Month visa but can’t get enough & those who just have no clue what’s next

Sometimes on a journey all you need are helpful people & wifi

 

I made a Danish Pal, who had Flag tattoos of all the countries he ever visited, these Flags were everywhere, I mean right from his arm that go all the way… all the way… all the way to his ass… well that’s what he told me Duuu

I tell them what they want to here & so that’s how it goes - you know there’s a saying in Denmark

“When it rains on the Priest

it drips on the choirboys”

just can’t shake it

So you go Solo ji

 

We can’t handle the truth so either we accept only the good stuff & are living in a bubble

Or we find an escape, for most it is a getaway…

Almost always, Now & forever - The only way I Travel

“Solo ji”

 

Passive relationships, Toodle oo

Thanks for the laughs

Bon Voyage

 

 

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Slo-Mo in the Fastlane

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Slo-Mo in the Fastlane

 

Namaste Ji

 

My life is like a song, listening to the Mariachi at sunsets… Its always 7 PM happy hours somewhere

 

With a whole lot of devil in me

I thought I will never breath a word of this ever,

while I will never say a word of this to anyone

but you can read as I write away

Try this on for size

The clock strikes 1

All dressed at a wedding party, in the last 5 seconds got 10 proposals for marriage

It was like the six degrees of separation

Aunties had so much ammo that they were locked, loaded & ready to fire

I knew right then that this will be an all nighter

You see a familiar face… but here it was different, not just aunties know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy

Nah they just knew everyone, they owned the laws of connection

 

My narrative or yours

Lets call it a Gulabi after party

So it goes something like this… she said & she said…

I don’t want to be your last option,

I want to be your first choice

I was like what? She said: WRT spending time

 

& According to Aunty, this was the Match made in Heaven

But then She said: those 3 words & left the building

“Get a Life”

                            

The sad one said: I am on Borrowed Time

The New Rich is Quality of Time, while Time is everything,

“You can fix anything even your heart only if you give it time”

 

That was Heavy Man!

 

Pace yourself because we have more…

Walk into the Dead of the Night

Faster than the Speed of the Night

 

The most valuable thing today is time

What you make of it is yours… they are experiences

How you live is of more importance than how you spend

 

Today is Fast

Slow things down

Have pit-stops on the Journey to smell the roses

You don’t need to always be on the Fastlane

Take a break or a U turn or just get off to enjoy the ride called Life

Anyhooo you do you

Don’t get lost use the Map

 

 

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