Situationship

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Situationship

 

 

“I wasn’t just a Storyteller any more than you were a Dancer last night”

 

Maybe You & i can find the truth over the Tale.

A wise man once said: Nothing.

That might’ve been part of the problem

Plain as day, this one is all about the Situationship…

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She can dance & make me laugh
She can do everything at once
She’s slaying just a moment after she looked homeless
Be kind & give all 3 of them my number

Do i have a choice

Effortlessly Ladies, Riddle me this
You look like My beautiful girl i never had
She can do things & then she can do more
Not because she wants but because she can
I love this woman
Can you find her for me

I wanna live in a world where the girl at a bar doesn’t hesitate how she feels… like sending a drink to the guy

Was he charming, of course
Was he funny, maybe
Did our chemicals boil, hell ya

Do i want him, duuu
Hows that working out for you
Directions are clear… Your intent not so much
If they want, they get
So I’ve been told

You might notice lot of Peacocking while it usually is subconsciously done

Like the Most romantic thing said: All that nothing is yours now

Fun fuckin fact
It’s difficult for girls to speak freely like give a decent compliment, after the guy compliments her

She said: “You ain’t that bad”.

V Charming haha open that door for me

Girls want a guy to hold a conversation
While she herself can’t go beyond monosyllables

Ok ok it is Gender Bias but tell me this isn’t True for 99.9% Women!

 

Too old to be fighting
Or too old to be losing
I like it boring, what you kids call peace, lost in Wayne’s world…

smiling for no reason dancing by myself
Boring is the new cool
Mysterious is the new sexy

 

I am Hangry, so Let’s make Hot Sauce

Easy I ain’t after
I will take passion over talent any day
Therein lies a tale

Timeless romance… Missed my heart but struck my soul
Come close & i can tell you more
If not much to make sure you blush

The Most beautiful thing
The camera loves you more than anything
Free to make the decision
Dash of nothing what you just did
Show Stopper
I like being found & yet here I am

They were too much
He said She said
Too fast
Too boring
Too skinny
Too short
So you find them too much

You resemble so much like my future woman
stupidly charming yet dashing of a certain age
Exotically beautiful, The girl i never had
People change but I haven’t

This is a perfect example of Blaze of glory
Question to a Married Guy: Do you love your wife?
Answer: Most of the time
We all make mistakes
Is it by design

With a gun pointed at you… she said: pls do something stupid
I’m guessing you want me to answer
If you’d excuse me! That ain’t civilised
They made a run for it… No shit
After all I’m a wannabe writer
She is crazy about me
I love her
But i do a good job in hiding it

when am i ever not Nice.

Where have you been all my life
You always know what to say
It’s a god damn gift
I was born too early of my time
Tough business becoming a man
Little firecracker
Grandpa gave Daddy & Daddy gave me

Did i Stutter
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Selling the Moon

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Selling the Moon

 

“Peace is the only Drug that can make everything better”

I got 2 words for you - Tune out!

Music to my ears

Most People, similar to myself believe in what they see, about nothing & everything
& another kind see what they want to believe
Do you feel me?
Seems like i’ve known you for years
Ok ok got it, too cheesy for you… Can’t help the Stupidly charming me to pop out

I’m v easy to fall in love with
That’s another way to look at it

You can’t blame me – I am Selling the Moon, yet again I am a Storyteller

I hear ya… Shut up & talk
I’m just Too old to grow up

This Story is about the Truth, I will tell the Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing but the Truth

We are different in our own way but the same animal

We need Love at our own Pace, We need Love in our own Space, We need Love at our own Time

Don’t Forget to Give

 

“Having too much hope is as dangerous as having no hope at all”

Survive to tell the tale
Just not fully cooked yet

Nowadays people from all walks of life love Captures which makes insta so popular

Steal a moment of our lives & make memories
Back in the day things were simple & your show off reach was as fresh till the places you roll but now you can be everywhere at once!

Mostly selling yourself

Thanks I hate it

 

 

Let me Tell you about this Guy Alias “Riddler”
I worked so hard to live you
too busy that i missed you
Now I forgot how to enjoy you
So?  

Starts with a Sorry… Break ups & makeups

Don’t waste your sorry
You might need them later

Last summer he said she said
I can’t make you happy in June… Not never
Look back n laugh about it
Playing by no rules
She is hot
She is loaded
Ain’t that bright
She said I wanna rise in love
I am an acquired taste
Are you saying what i think you’re saying

Lost your P.O.Box
Gotta send you a postcard
I know I missed your calls coz i miss you

Stop messing with me & just love me
I can’t tell you the truth & I can’t lie to you

So let’s get busy with nothing

The everyday Gentleman, She loves me not
Changing your mind like that girl who changes clothes
Endless conversations
Not my type
Out of your league
You mean simple stuff like a Man over a boy
The Crush

Todays pain is tomorrows strength
Boring mohabaat
Unko kya bolenge
Kya jawab denge

Riddler said: So cool they call me ice
As pretty as your name
The dead can rise to flirt with you
Who am i but a cheesy guy
You make me a poet
Now they call me a Riddler

I am so single that all my girlfriends Ghosted me
I knew a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy… who is fixing us up

Thought we will grow old together
Then we grew apart
“Not a big fan…”

she said: Thats how we do things in GTown

Workshopping
You & i need to meet more often
Don’t fall in love
Unless you don’t like me
Then you have bad taste
Now that we have established that
I get to keep 1 secret
I was looking for a girlfriend
Fortunately There’s a spot open

I once was young
Then i fell hard on my knees… go figure
Now i am greying with indulgence & i have baggage
So i can only tell a tale

Ready or not here I come
Maybe this could be… You & i
Go for sports, then… Drinks & dance
I can hold your hands under the moonlight
Pull you close, Look deep into your eyes
Make sure you blush
Ever after
I’d travel to the moon for you, but then we will never know till you collide

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Take an Appointment

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Take an Appointment!

 

 

I’m traveling so much… I woke up in the middle of the night guessing where the fuck am i, was i sleeping in my bed or has Thailand taken me
Smells like vacation
Didn’t get the memo
I am so busy with my Vacation Hangover that my calendar needs a calendar who knows a calendar & has a calendar

Knock knock
Me: Whose there
Death!
Me: “Thanks i hate it”
Take an appointment, no time to die
I don’t wanna pry or nothing
Haven’t had the pleasure of time to know you
The month packed into a day, the day into a nightmare playing on repeat

I did a Monday, pulled a Sunday on a Monday
lets put it this way, My Monday is better than yours

This Story is about Death who met my Alter Ego.

I loved the fact she could me tell her story in 1 minute.

From any standard I have too much energy to be old nor am I numerically young
much more experience from the boys, so we can safely call it purani jawani

Death said: I like how you think

When you are single you like the idea of couples
When you are married you are J of them Singles

if potatoes were people -

What kind of potato are you a mash or a fry or a rosti

You like hanging at parties, to put it simply you like to be around people
Or
You have a party in a party of your own, so basically you are selective, my people, know the company you keep
Or
You just hate people Period
Death said: I wear my confidence & i look fuckin Sharp

People have Different methods & Different paths
But the same destination, we all want to find happiness everyday

let me give you the juice… in this case the appointment is a date.

The things i shall do for love
because we are talking about people… Usually I can handle only 2 characters (from which 1 is myself)
Ek soch khubsoorat ho, Bhaut zada
Tumhari tarha Khubsoorat koshish hi kar sakta hai

Story goes something like this… I really need to find out if you are
a) Hot
b) cute
c) boring
d) all the above

Aao kabhi haveli pe

I am keeping score, But let me tell - you look v bad on the scoreboard

I have to message you first
I get you gifts
I pick you up “open the door”
I fix another date…
You forget
You have a last minute thing
You ghost me
I get to chase you
Hmmm, I couldn’t read you like the rest of those Gazillion dates

Remind me why I love to do this?
Maybe you make me a better writer

Its easy when you know what you want
Its like you can’t live without it but you hate technology when it doesn’t work
Those days when you shout why the fuckin floor is on the floor

Why the fuckin grass is green & on the ground
On top of that why does it keep growing when i cut it

if you ask the right questions, Opens the right doors
Played it in my mind a million times,

Death: Let me jog your memory… I wish more people would

Tell me everything
Or give me something
Coz i know nothing

I don’t want you, if I am the last thing on your mind
But the 1st when you need something

I can do better if you allow me… every waking moment or resting hour
Time is all i have & i long for making it beautiful with you

I am stuck between
I wanna kiss you on repeat & i need more hours
Wouldn’t miss it for the world
Some would’ve said that I was possessed
Maybe we can by then establish if you & i can grab that drink with your name written on it
Death: Take an appointment

I say a lot of things, Getting better with age
What pulls you here
what brings you here

More importantly What keeps you here
Counting the days if not hours
So take an appointment

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Kalyug “Split the bill”

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Kalyug

“Split the bill”

 

 

Fun facts about me… Had started writing a few years ago
I was Late to the party but touch a few smiles
If i am anything its to make you smile

living talking & all things fun must be young
I am so young that I’m living my 20s in my 40s, like a Sunday on a Monday

I help you nice folks with a recipe to life’s secret & the roadmap to nothing at all
so lets get this party started… What the fuck is Love language?

I will tell the truth
The whole truth
Nothing but the truth

I am called a Master manipulator.

Let me paint a picture for ya

If any girl is interested in a guy, do girls exchange notes or is there a law of how to chat with guys? They are so wired/engineered alike Or programmed to respond similarly
The Accuracy of responses are unbelievable
be like:
Never be the first to message no matter how much you think about him
Its criminal to compliment him
Etc & shit like that… So what do you think
“Why does the guy always have to message first?”
No pun intended
Kalyug Hai

 

 

Boy: you look gorgeous
Girl: You don’t look bad (that’s the best you can do… seriously!)
Thanks i hate it
Kalyug hai

 

What if the only bad thing is good, If not Dreams then nightmares for sure
Failed to recognise, After I Brew a pot of coffee
why can’t a guy be called a “Khuli Tijori”

Why don’t guys wear a skirt but a girl can wear a suit
What if we love it
Guys n Dolls, I was confused who i was
Why is it funny when a guy says “No means No”
while a girl has the right to call men a pervert even if he walks up & asks her name or compliment her, was that an Over share

Kalyug hai

 

I don’t know if i would date me
Why can’t the girl pick up the guy
Maybe Thats not even safe, I don’t wanna get into an argument about that
Kalyug hai

Start the process all over again
Ka-ching!
She said: Split the bill

New one on me, How can any of this shit be any good

Is that a tricky one? Take my money
Kalyug hai

 

Never chase a a girl who doesn’t respond or acts busy
What comes to your mind when i say “ghosting” Maybe a chic pops in front of your eyes who thinks she is a gift to mankind… The why is killing you
Did you have this feeling… For absomotherfuckinlutely no reason she just doesn’t respond
While yesterday that very woman was crazy about you
Its fancy ghosts return day

I love creating beautiful moments for myself
I meet myself
I love myself
So that i can love others
Like there was a time that i used to live for basketball
Its a Timeless Design, Now they call me Air Bhasin


Don’t flatter yourself
Be Extremely picky of what you consume
Equality means you stand in same line, don’t get special seats or somebody charming picks you up & opens the car door
Or else get me a coffee please
Kalyug Hai

Split the bill is unheard of however some exceptions existing! Don’t get me wrong no gender bias however majorly generic
There is this junk which someone is promoting why they shouldn’t pay the bill… & probably women dig
What the heck is “i spend money on makeup bags… so why should I pay the bill?” haha

Lady let me ask you a question: who is asking you to torture yourself?!
Let me tell you a secret! We give zero fucks to all that crap, don’t waste your top dollars on that shit & take the next one
Duuu the bill silly
Kalyug Hai

its similar everywhere, People they love to follow any trend on insta
Stupid pix with no face, is it coz you look ugly? but maybe have a stunning body or maybe nobody will know coz everyone is doing it, so you just follow?!
Its like they want to be part of something trending or just wanna show off
Simple pleasures

Like George said
If i like them they don’t like me
If they like me, I don’t like em
everyone is confused but you still do it coz you can’t live them & you can’t live without them


We get used to things… workouts, boxing or whatever you kids call Yoga nowadays
Its like the stretch & the twist, Punching, sweating
My neck is hurting, my back is killing me…
Why do you do it?
It makes me feel great


“Love is to choose not to need”
What will you do in your Moment of weakness?

Kalyug Hai

 

 

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Breakfast for Dinner

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Breakfast for Dinner

 

 

Live each moment as your last, breath in as your first

Like my weather, 22 degrees mostly sunny partly cloudy Perfect.

You can see I’m an accidental storyteller, this so happened when the travel bug bit me

 

Disclaimer: This Story is Mean, you could be Judgemental but then no need to be Hostile, You can’t bring it home

Lets start with “Bad Texter”, like that’s even a thing… the very same person who said it, is having endless conversations with someone else on the same app, now that you solved the mystery “Smile”

 

Let me ask you a Question & depending on who you are as a person, you will find it difficult to answer. What you like more snickers or sneakers?

if you like choco+nut butter & are also a fan of them jordans then it’s a tough one for you kids

Define a problem… Problems people have,

my girlfriend once said: “its so difficult to look pretty”

“They are not used to seeing good lookin people that’s all”

 

The name of the Game is - Grow a Pair!

 

This Story isn’t about my dreams, nor about your Nightmares.

This Story is about “wake up Problems”

 

Love the confidence, if you looking for pity, find a map there is a place called “get lost” Go

She Loves me Not?! I like to believe she likes me

My silence is not my agreement, usually a Blip in the conversation.

Surprise Surprise…

If you’re married everything is a negotiation, haven’t you heard it

“Meri Haar mein bhi meri Jeet hai”

 

Pyar ek tarfa nahi hosakta - Damn straight

Well i am gonna note everything 

I have a little virgin beige book

While i take notes, I’m keeping Score

 

My wakeup problems…

Sometimes it can be Dark & Grey, Whatnot.

Still awake & dreaming of you, I just can’t think straight, I have to let you go

She had a Disturbingly beautiful resting bitch face

I hate to say, Officially it’s my first

 

I wrote a poem

I don’t wanna remember your favourite colour but the colour of your eyes

You started it, I will end it, I am lost without you

Its your job to love me, & my job to miss you

 

I wrote a song

I’ve seen fire, I’ve seen rain

Always late but worth the wait

“half a tank & an empty heart”

 

Wakeup Problems hmmm

Whats the key on that? You ask, Answer: below in Tremendous Detail

Humans ruin it for me, calling themselves Mother to a dog while eating any other animal

So I just make fun of them

 

I’m guessing you workout, if not then what you waiting for Christmas

Its that feeling “The tomorrow that never comes”

Grand scheme of things, best case worst case

Changing your mind like that girl who changes clothes

 

slipping through the cracks with them wakeup problems

For whats it worth, I Remind myself every day that we see Dawn of things

You don’t get old like me without living

 

Did I Stutter?!

 

 

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