WeekEND ToothBrush

1 Minute Stories on Self-Love, Travel & Lifestyle

 

 

 

WeekEND ToothBrush

 

 

Howdy kids

 

Always read like a poem

sing it like an Opera

play it like a rockstar

& dance like a performer

 

Not so long ago… My life flashed before my eyes, sucker punched

The voice inside whispered… difficult decisions don’t have to be painful

Almost Always Misery is a choice!

I’ve been around long enough to know what I am doing

I’ve had many relationships which are over but not the story

the story is more entertaining than the protagonist’s experience

if I try to Wrap my head around the why of it, just then i have a headache 

 

After the music, floor on fire, the buzz & long rides to the right side of the wrong bed

In a moment it was Saturday AM… Piece of art was my Wakeup look, its like a crime scene!

Night before on Friday PM - My Brazilian pal said: “Última bolacha do pacote”

meaning “last cookie in the pack,” is a Brazilian Portuguese phrase, because I think I am precious & my girl shouts “back off sister”, I caught this fish!

On the flip side, it can also mean I am lonely.

Its one thing to understand 

But then its another to accept

 

TGIF

Fun Fuckin Fact is Everyone knows Amitabh Bachan, but do you really… the real question is does he know anyone?

 

Correct-o-Mundo Genius, lets rewind the future & start from the beginning

This is your story if you got lucky & it sure is entertainment

 

It was WeekEnd again

Date Night goes something like this…

Mr Possible: Knock knock 

My Property: Who’s there

Mr Possible: The man of your App

My Property: Impress me - The hottest thing… you ever met

Mr Possible: A sensation… Most Attractive creature

My Property: Do you wanna be mine, no second choices

 

Hands down the best, she’s my 1^st girl,

You be like: Luckiest guy walked planet earth

You kiddin!!! just saw it & I felt it

What if this is bigger than the Super-Bowl

 

Dil Tutta Nikla Poet

I’ve been told I am a criminal,

While I know I am A lover, A Survivor

I have Room to grow

I’ve been told I was in a Dark place

While I am a rare animal

Overrated - But all you need is Coffee

Something has got to give

Once twice, 3 times Coffee

 

Felt like a long 8 day week… while I was listening to Funk

Finally WeekEnd arrives bitches,

I am not gonna tell you something you don’t already know but it sure will be beautiful

We saw Hostile takeovers, burning garbage mountains, while apple still doesn’t have a competitor, but then every weekend i am sexy & I know it

 

She doesn’t like me

She loves me

Thats why she hates me

Then misses me crazy 

he doesn’t know it yet, hate to admit but he is Slipping through the cracks

 

a voice inside of you whispers softly… Dear Hot Girlfriends, so hard to please & struggle oooh the struggle to juggle

To tell you frankly, in all the excitement I forgot all about you…

So she was so J that she came into my story & killed it

I knew I will have to answer some v tough questions

Guess what Doll Face did… She put him in a lock & lost the key

I said: Smells like Evil

She said: Stay Evil

 

On the WeekEnd - I want you to get elegantly wasted, an All-nighter

just sparkle don’t burn up in flames

you cleanse yourself…

 

what is the secret of life? Ans: Brush your teeth, Dream Big & I sleep like a baby

dawn of a New age, you can count on it

Damn you clean up well

 

The End

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Reserved! Party of 5

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“Reserved! Party of 5”

 

 

I used to have Friends, now they’re stories, Why You ask

 

do you want 1000s of insta friends or 2 real ones?

Some are living in the fast lane or got lost in the race of life, some wish me happy birthday on social media, some forgot to keep in touch, most are busy with family & the joy of it all… Neither do I blame them nor am I complaining….

 

I ask to slow things down. Dance under the moonlight, fall in love chasing rainbows

Stop & smell the roses. Suck the energy of the world, Soak up the Sun… MotherFlickers that’s like Super Man

 

We live in a world where we need things to make us feel a part of something, all these things are our True Friends

Believe it or not but you better accept it

A few run after anything famous, A few wannabe part of a commune

You know Diamonds & Bags are a Woman’s best friend while a Dog is a Man’s best friend, you know who made that up… No prize for Guessing duuu a Woman!

 

Lets not get caught in the game of who said what

Thanks to the Gender Fluid Trend, now Guys can also be a part of the Bags Era

 

 

Gold Standard infamous story about Friends & the circus

Meet your Friends who are always around you… a whole lot of crazy

 

Cool Sneakers – Make me feel I am on Vacation, it’s a wonderful Struggle. my BFF

Arrivals in style… Taking me to every corner of the world in comfort.

Helping you think on your feet

 

Vutton Club – Himmat hai to call it fashion & just be proud to own it

Haha they are bunch of South Delhi Aunties type feeling

They hang @ Emporios of the world

 

Bhagwan ka App Avatar Z Pro + Holy Mother of it all, I think it is by far the best Friend anyone can have,

who knows a guy Vishnu, who knows a guy Mahesh, well they might sound familiar

So Yah aata hai aur Ma ka pyar delivered!

Lunch Dabba – Roti Aur beech mein Shamta kho gai, but you need to find this one

A Friend by Birth, Every kid to Senior Manager has this as the last thing they want in their life

But kya karo agar khali dadba ghar nahi gaya toh

 

Rad Shades - While playing FortuneTeller, Meri Sehen Shakti ka raaz.

Reflective, Glazing, Wrapping your head around things. Giving you a light view

While Google slept off. It shows you things that you can’t under the burning sun

 

 

Love it?!

Now they Feel more imp than they are

I just have a Happiness Disease, dreaming about Coffee & Sneakers, in this Freakin heat maybe Monsoons

 

 

That’s why I always say “Bring your sense of humour”

I know you like what you knew… but now it is just better

 

Have a Galactic ride… Maybe a Cold Beverage & take it easy

 

Laters

 

 

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Ariel View

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“Ariel View”

 

 

World: WhatUp? in trouble? Lesson 101 - There is nothing like a wrong question

Me: Let you in a little secret “constantly”! on a Journey called life

“Trying to solve a problem that doesn’t even exist”

A solution begging for a problem

Big Friday Night… Itna Struggle where to go Party ufff

Do me a Solid

Bottle that confidence, don’t burst into flames & everything else is cream cheese

my advice stick to that

 

I am not so good talking about myself. For Real

At sometime in your life you have to ask yourself, what are you doing for the rest of your life

Yours Truly prefers to play the sport over watching it. Funny thing is that I restarted my long lost love for skateboarding… enough about me

I heard the news that the World #1 Tennis player is retiring at the age of 25

why does anyone do anything? Sometimes its best not to think too much or you can’t sleep period

You are asking the wrong questions. Just Do what you Love

You should ask yourself… So why now?

what will make you forget all your worries

Profound or Blank, Good change is like a silver bullet for all that Pain

 

Heights of Hypocrisy

Bhaiya Mein Non-Veg Nahi hooo, I only eat chicken, Nonono never have I ever had sea food! only Fish that isn’t swimming

While eating an animal when they say be kind to animals

Uncleji: Maa Bhen mein Ashirwad hai

Sarojni Nagar Bargain be like – While LV hangs around her arm “Bhaiya Theek Theek Lagado”

 

I have unfinished Business

What I am trying to say is… asking good questions heres another one

Look at it from here… The Vantage Point

Hows the View? We have all the time in the world

Have you really seen the difference & astonishing? sometimes disturbing but too tough to describe how an Ariel View is gripping, even for that matter of the Ukraine invasion

Similarly, you have to step back & take a new Prospective!

 

it’s a Fancy word day

Bole toh beeru Jhakas

keep that in mind

 

Evolution vs Revolution

lets pace yourself people with this Anthology

“Like a supercar drifting… symphony of the chaos bringing the elegance”

Just like the Background noise is the strumming of a guitar making music

 

For starters, everything is evolving around you

regulated drones, culture brings Bias & you follow

World of Hackers, Crypto Codians, block chainers

Psuedos in the field, & you have a new design of the world

 

Its Massively growing on me to say the least

as much as I hate to admit it…

Spread faster than a hooker’s legs

 

While you could even argue Revolt is a human thing… if you try to suppress it you just can’t

Secret finds its way out, it will be the death of you if only if, so quick to dismiss

“This season the secret wants out because its so hard to keep”

On a lighter note I tried to stay away from the curry & heavy duty food, but then

I look & my heart started to Pace

But what is indisputable is the fact that I am a fan of Paneer Patanai, & you know anyone can get angry if taken out from their comfort zone & placed in a wrong situation

Fasting is a Garbage program! not too late to change your mind

My take is move that thing Bitches

So an Ariel View here – is it an Evolution or a Revolution

Well flat Abs have evolved however a Revolution against yummy stuff

 

salt n peppa used to be “Time is not on our side”, maybe the Baby Boomers talking

From Gen XYZ Millennials - now girls say Looks Fly…

Bespoke The one & Only

Whoever you are, funny thing is somebody sitting somewhere is deciding, also

Names like Omicron is the 5^th letter of Greek alphabet however now well known for the pandemic disaster. They sure messed up those Greek kid’s education

 

Why not Jump off a mountain & glide n shit… As free as Naked, That’s the best thing I heard in weeks

while fake democracy is a thing. Fake freedom & variety vs freedom, compulsive behaviour to watch Netflix & finish series. Unheard of, No? There is no going back.

 

Reminding of real problems

1.       Paying your bills

2.       Getting in shape

3.       Keeping your man happy

Fake reality

1.       My post didn’t hit x likes

2.       Nobody likes me,

3.       Its tough to wash your clothes unless you have a washing machine that talks to you

There are bigger problems – like them Bozos need a date on Friday Night

While simple pleasures in life are making your own coffee to be a self-Barista, I like to think I am

You will find your own like you always do

 

shit always gets real, so shout it out “go fuck yourself” The whole nine yards

what will you find at the bottom of a bottle, you ask?

when my magic is wasted, well nobody can say for sure

 

That’s all Folks, hope something good came out of this. Like you smiled from ear to ear, got a reality check or shared the stuff by Arjun The Storyteller with your Pal

Until next time

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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Yesteryear Diary - New January “Hickey or a Bruise”

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Yesteryear Diary

New January

“Hickey or a Bruise”

 

 

Como estas,

The one thing you can’t do is stop reading!

Whats up Party people, lets do this

 

on one hand, We know more about faraway stars than we know about Nutrition, Biology or Human Chemistry

while on the other, Love used to be a Drug

now “Mystery to solve” is the new Drug & Suspense just kills you

 

2 friends - Mr. Cool, well I know him like I know myself & Mr Nobody who had Questionable taste in Partners share interesting reminiscence about Love vs Relationships

Goa, Every New Years SunDowner, Bossa Nova playing on the shack in the background… waves hitting the shore, feet deep in the beach sand, when all the smoke kicks in… winds start singing,  voices like her

 

Mr Nobody: In a relationship, women remember everything

He goes on saying… I have a Story to tell… This is a Classic! V Hush Hush,

Love is retarded, how do you say… Less is more 

 

Mr Cool said:

12345 Thousand times,

Messages from girls I never met

The bond with girls I never met

When we fell for each other & never met

Till they became Messages from girls I never Meet

It is “A Truth” not “THE Truth”

 

Mr Nobody: Like nowadays the liquor prices change faster than the stock exchange

 

Mr Cool: sorry to disappoint you… Beer me! he whispered

Thinks everything is about him

 

Mr Nobody: Unrequited!

 

Mr Cool: Pyar ek tarfa nahi hota

 

 

Story in a Story

 

Mr Nobody: listen up, It was 5 below unbelievably cold with the wind blowing at the dark of the night. Snow-capped mountains, lush forests, waves lapping against the shores & sand dunes shifting shape

 

She said: My Guy living the life in the fast lane, going places,

Mr Nobody’s chic

 

Mr. Cool: this girl scares the shit out of me, v influential

Obsessing over all the wrong things

 

I love the idea of making breakfast for dinner, so I do that often to wear a smile for no fuckin reason

But then you get married & if the other doesn’t dig then you are in a spot…

Do you believe in design of life, maybe it gives you hope or if you believe anything is possible

Everything is fixed & shit happens for a reason

Maybe, All this is part of your journey predetermined

Hmmm maybe not

Your life is like… irresistible chaos in the Fridge

For some slot machines to vending machines

Coz you need things instant - Underwear fast change

 

Mr. Cool: I thought online dating Lacked Drama,

But then you meet people & your opinions come out, get changed or even made

From those who have baggage to those “only looking for a friend” to FWB, ONS,

then funny ones like “no hookups” who defines that it is bad

Like sex is bad, we were born because of it for crying out loud again, why because it feels great…

looks like someone has issues getting an O to ring that bell haha

 

it starts with Grand to seeya,

miss you crazy,

Love you deeply,

Love you Madly

hate you gladly

 

For Ever n Ever, or Never ever Bozos

Wreck it!

 

Think of it like picking a Genre where you are selective & while you think you don’t like Horror or slow burn you end up liking Conjuring, Shutter or Breaking Bad to Ozark for that matter… to your surprise you will realize that another person’s misery is the world’s entertainment – you can learn this from Making a Murderer, or I wrote about it earlier in Romeo + Juliet

We have to agree Struggle is entertaining

 

They label it Greatest hits

Hacks to make you dream Fairytales which are v Entertaining,

I am selling if you buying…

 

Mr Nobody: what? Promise Land.

Mr Cool: Later on you walk the lane called buyer’s remorse,

Mr Nobody: so what gives?

tell me something new, something I don’t know

 

Not just needed when you want but when the other needs it

The analogy is like the meme - Sputnik vaccine is arriving, where a Curvaceous Russian model walks towards you in a see-through bikini

 

Mr Nobody: I once got to that time of the relationship when there was “your side of the bed”

I was “Mildly Attracted” after the Cocktail Mix

Hmmm forget it

 

Mr Cool: keep going I am so into it… you fuckin Crack me up

then Crank it up

Mr Nobody: haha better than your MashUp

We are such UnRomantic Rolling Dice but then you…

The Crown Prince, tell me your secret sauce

 

Mr Cool: I once fell hard in love, besides playing with each other we started playing tennis

She said at last something in common & I thought he married me for my body

I told myself why pretend to be someone you’re not

all you want in a partner is – Precedent

1.       Hotness overload, have some class

2.       Freak in bed

3.       Always ready for crazy fun

here I am still dancing

 

Mr Nobody: so you telling me to keep options open

 

Mr Cool: Nah but You get kissed when you were least expecting

 

Let me give you the Dos & don’ts

Lets take the other gender on the Apps. At the time of developing your profile on these dating apps, they give all kind of signs to throw you under the bus & Women go for it

Scaring the guys away

Like “You shouldn’t go out with me” if…, interesting way to die in the dating world

This ones funny… She said we can be friends, I said then introduce me to your friends

Playing hard to get gone wrong – she wrote on her bio “Women empowerment”

Lady you ain’t getting any… you are here for dating not quota. Lighten up will ya

We all know why she is single

 

you haven’t had a vacation in years

Choice Paralysis hits you with an idea, come on you know

 

Do your thing

That’s all Folks

 

 

--- Arjun the Storyteller

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